New god of war fans cope and seethe at the superiority of the old games

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>God of War 1: Anger, tits, violence

>God of War (2018): Soy lattes

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Nah, kratos in GOW 2018 is the people who played the og games: they grew up and had children they now have to take care of. It's fantastic. GOW Grabmypeepee on the other hand is pure soy, my dog watched me play it and is now gay.

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What was so bad about ragnorak? I liked 2018 but haven't played ragnorak yet and constantly hear bad things.

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  • the capital sin: worse combat, because moves are worse, they mostly did away with fist/shield fighting (ie, one less "weapon", and the one you could link to other weapons in the moveset), and enemies that absolutely, 100%, are not designed to fit your moveset.

  • cutscenes and more cutscenes, much longer too, the fun parts of the game are short and constantly interrupted

  • one third of the game you control a wimpy kid with a terrible moveset fighting second rate enemies; oh these monsters have swords and axes and shit? Just smack them in the head with your bow lol; no it's not even a magical bow that's good for melee, it's just a bow

  • you're back to kratos, well have more cutscenes then

  • Looks like you might be starting to have some fun with kratos, well back to the kid then

  • plot is gibberish (something vague about the end of the world, but you really can't tell if it's a good thing or a bad thing, involves a mask for some r-slurred reason you won't understand or care about)

  • dialogue is complete trash, truly insufferable

  • soy, soy everywhere

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Boring puzzles/levels, marvel tier quippy dialogue, and worse combat (Heavy axe attack sucks).

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You only kill one god. But I did have fun. Will play again since a free DLC came out.

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The dlc is much better than the base game. It's still discount hades and gets old very fast, but at least it's not utter shit.

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This was honestly my greatest :marseydiversity: complaint with Ragnarok.

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The entire game is cutscenes.

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I never grew up or had kids. I want anger, tits and violence

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Lol someone wrote a dissertation on this one

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Wow, a rightoid version of one of those terrible leftoid memes we always make fun of them for. Absolutely embarrassing display from my fellow chud.

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Dear reporter, I wish to inform you that I was unaware it was "not a meme" as I did not read it.

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  • ShartyWon : The exception that proves the argument. i dont want libertarian shit in my vidya but i do want GoW harems
  • InterestingAndSexy : :marseycoomer3talking:

It's a wild read. Dude is mad that vidya characters don't want to frick 14 year olds. Blames feminism for the glaring lack of pedophilia in modern media.

As always wingcucks just make their enemies sound cool.

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that's a leftist meme, idiot

you can tell by the length

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Like most of the time-- Rightoids kind of slightly have a little bit of a point, but they take it too far with their r-sluration each time

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masculinity is being defined today as just literally doing anything for any woman and expecting frick all in return, men exist to serve random women because they're simply cowtools

Yeah ok that jives

We can see this because a middle aged vidja character isn't having on screen s*x with a 14 year old

:bru#h:

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pretty 14 year old girl

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:#marseygigathonk:

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This implies kratos had hair before

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How can I live vicariously through this character if he doesn't have s*x :chuditsover:

Sorry chuds, if you want to frick you'll have to play bg3

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I finally played the God of War reboot after years of hearing how incredible it is and it was just fine. I didn't dislike the game but as soon as I finished it I felt zero desire to play a sequel or replay any part of it, I really don't understand the hype the new games get.

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my heart is telling me G*mers are subhuman, and Hope that helps:marseyhighfive:

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I really don't understand the hype the new games get.

What hype is this?

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It won best game, best direction and best narrative at the game awards and GOTY at the Baftas. It has a 94/100 on Metacritic (5th highest of any game on the PS4) and a 9.1 user rating. It was always getting talked about as one of the best games you could get on playstation

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If it's really the best they've got then I guess that explains why Sony's in so much trouble

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He suggests that personal experiences should be channeled into new IPs and characters, drawing a comparison to Indiana Jones settling down and becoming a father.

:marseykey:d but most developers are lazy buttholes so they would rather milk an existing IP til its dead :marseyitsover:

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I agree, and he was supposed to be one of us !edgelords :marseyshadow: but he became a cuck father or some shit idk I like just know reddit loves the new games

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I'm so glad I quit gaming when it was at it's peak and no longer have to see the bastardization of the games I liked.

I blame the :marseytrain2:s taking over the gaming industry as their too hauntingly fugly to get any real work outside some secluded off cave somewhere where they can't be seen.

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:marseytrain2:s are part of the issue, but foid writers and their soy enablers are mainly to blame. I.e. diversity hires (women) slithering their way into a successful masculine area.

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>:soycry: nooooo the character :marseymononoke: has to evolve and become a soft nice peaceful :marseybeanrelieved: gold father

:gigachad4: shut the frick up cuck, Kratos is a murderous brutal :marseywindmill: violent :marseyfemalecorpse: beast and he should :marseynorm: have stayed that way, make your own game if that's what you want him to be

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Kratos, after killing :marseymegalodon: everyone, plane :marseyjetfighter: hopes to a new reality and goes completly soft and regrets everything he did and denies who he is for two games :marseygamer: so the audience can peepee ride him slowly being back.

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I think :marseynoooticer: the new GoW games :marseylegioncommander: are great :marseyobamadope: games. I just don't think :marseyhyperthonk: they are great :marseyaward: GoW games.

GoW 2018 still had great :marseyclapping: fights to save it.

GoW Ragnarok didn't even have the required level of epicness for its fights and that's what makes it sad.

The only moment :marseypooner: in Ragnarok that felt like a real GoW moment :marseypooner: was him killing :marseymegalodon: the fast guy.

Also they made Freya uglier for Ragnarok. Or just gave her a shittier whinier personality. I am not sure.

You never :marseyitsover: get the feeling from Ragnarok Freya that she is actually :marseyakshually: a fighter.

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