New god of war fans cope and seethe at the superiority of the old games

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>God of War 1: Anger, tits, violence

>God of War (2018): Soy lattes

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Nah, kratos in GOW 2018 is the people who played the og games: they grew up and had children they now have to take care of. It's fantastic. GOW Grabmypeepee on the other hand is pure soy, my dog watched me play it and is now gay.

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What was so bad about ragnorak? I liked 2018 but haven't played ragnorak yet and constantly hear bad things.

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Boring puzzles/levels, marvel tier quippy dialogue, and worse combat (Heavy axe attack sucks).

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  • the capital sin: worse combat, because moves are worse, they mostly did away with fist/shield fighting (ie, one less "weapon", and the one you could link to other weapons in the moveset), and enemies that absolutely, 100%, are not designed to fit your moveset.

  • cutscenes and more cutscenes, much longer too, the fun parts of the game are short and constantly interrupted

  • one third of the game you control a wimpy kid with a terrible moveset fighting second rate enemies; oh these monsters have swords and axes and shit? Just smack them in the head with your bow lol; no it's not even a magical bow that's good for melee, it's just a bow

  • you're back to kratos, well have more cutscenes then

  • Looks like you might be starting to have some fun with kratos, well back to the kid then

  • plot is gibberish (something vague about the end of the world, but you really can't tell if it's a good thing or a bad thing, involves a mask for some r-slurred reason you won't understand or care about)

  • dialogue is complete trash, truly insufferable

  • soy, soy everywhere

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You only kill one god. But I did have fun. Will play again since a free DLC came out.

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The dlc is much better than the base game. It's still discount hades and gets old very fast, but at least it's not utter shit.

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This was honestly my greatest :marseydiversity: complaint with Ragnarok.

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The entire game is cutscenes.

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I never grew up or had kids. I want anger, tits and violence

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