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I can't believe Palworld is real and it sold 1m copies in 12h

Currently sitting at 92% it's probably the most popular game in the creature collector category in the last 5 years. Twitter account confirms 1m sold earlier today. Apparently modern GPU's run it at 200fps on 1440p so it's optimized. All this and it's just early access with more to come. Most people weren't even sure this was a real game because it had nothing but cutscene until 6 months ago. You can catch humans in the balls, make them your slaves and even slaughter them for food like any other pal.

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You can catch humans in the balls

Humans are stored in the balls

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you can capture and butcher humans, apparently

(trigger warning: gaming youtuber clip)

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I can already see youtubers readying their rage bait content for the next 6 months thanks to this game.

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what is this vidya shit...

You can catch humans in the balls, make them your slaves and even slaughter them for food like any other pal.

Frick yes do i need a Sega to play this

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You can do that in literally any Pokemon hentai parody :marseyindignant:

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1m players

It's on gamepass, those aren't sales

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The developers have said it got 1m sales not players, it has 500k online players on steam right now.

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devs have never lied

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I mean it sold at least 500k, and usually 100% of players aren't playing the game simultaneously. So 1 mil is pretty reasonable, which is insane.

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These are noble Japanese developers and wouldn't tarnish their samurai honor.

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Xbox players are that desperate to get games

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I swear I never heard about this game since yesterday. Sounds okay


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>early access pokemon with guns

I was expecting 500 reviews mostly negative but darn, I'll put this on my wishlist to try once its stewed for a little while

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It is definitely not bad. The whole automation of your base works really well, you don't have to micromanage it, which is the biggest headache in this type of game, any container you build in your base counts as inventory for crafting and building, which saves a lot of headaches. There are some bugs but I haven't run into anything gamebreaking.

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I fully expect them to get in legal trouble for stealing sound effects from botw. And idk, they just casually admit to using ai trained on likely real pokemon for most their art, but apparently that's just fine with steam now?

Anyways, looks like ark and valheim and all the other 'survival crafting' garbage but investing heavily in streamer promotion pays off yet again.

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This just shows how much demand there is for an Ark style game that doesn't run as slow as molasses.

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:marseysch#izowalltalking:


:!marseybooba:

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palworld will save society

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I like the game but you are shilling, sidevoted

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Wasn't this some procedural generation crap?

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Don't stop until we dominate

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Nope, the map is static.

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It comes in pretty clear for me.

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The big thing for any monster-catcher is the designs and these ones don't grab me. It's like an off-brand version of the modern Pokemon art style.

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Reminds me more of Gen2 or Gen3 Pokémon, before they completely ran out of ideas. There's no piles of sentient bricks and it hasn't had to deal with all the expanded element types. All the Monsters are clearly biological and basically weird shapes of real animals or animal + elemental powers.

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I'm excited but I'll wait until it's fully released since I'm swamped with games I don't make time to play.

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You will never be an Egyptian.

You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “viziers” laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.

Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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