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Humans are usually the "jack-of-all-trades" kinda race. They are magical, but not as good as elves. They are warriors, but not as good as orcs. They are crafty and ingenious, but not as good as dwarves. They usually also have a thing for "diplomacy" and more often at least get along with other races.
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This is why I always go with humans. It's also the most attractive raceespecially if you have white skin 
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Shit taste. Orcs are the best.
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patrician tastes
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Needs black eyes and Voldemort nose and larger tusks
@Grue stand with israel
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average elf "male"
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Average elf male's everyday wear:
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These days I am more into hans tbh
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I like it when the "Humans are the only species other than the Devourer Swarm capable of large scale violence" pops up
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Yeah, this comes up in both sci-fi and fantasy. Humans are usually known for their grit/perseverance, or their creativity if not intelligence, or something like that. I remember in Mass Effect there was some theme of Mass Effect having more "genetic diversity" and that being useful for their growth, although it mostly just seems like an excuse for why you don't have to have a bunch of subraces for each alien race.
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Humans tend to not have any downsides. Orcs are usually dumb or incapable of using magic, elves die to a strong gust of wind, and dwarves don't give a frick about surface cute twinks, they just wanna dig and drink.
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I wish I was a hole BIPOC :(
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Maybe I could get rid of my shins?
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Even if we were small enough it wouldn't matter since the government hates hole BIPOCs and refuses to let us dig great big tunnels in our homes. I HATE THE GOVERNMENT
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Humans are default
humanoids. Variances get the kool features.
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Elves get magic
Orcs get gains
Beastmen get claws and scales
And what do I get?
Laid
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Humans are always the strongest though (and that's a good thing)
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Tl;dr
Ngmi
Ywnbaw
Khorne, Tzeentch, and Nurglate.
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I think human mages live as long as elves in the elder scrolls universe
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The majority of fantasy settings are just dumb "Tolkien but this is slightly different" often set somewhere that's Europe but totally not bro. The authors are usually hacks that get one hit and then try to stretch it out for 10+ books for some reason.
It's a shit genre even by genre fiction standards and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.
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Thats exactly why humans are awesome. Nothing makes us special we have all the disadvantages to these aliens and yet we still persevere
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Humans are the only race in those settings (besides Orcs) that reproduce in any meaningful numbers.
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what racial bonus do we incels get?
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skyrim
belongs to the nords
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the nords are snow somalis and ulfric stormcloak is the king abdi
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nords are r-slurred and need imperial chads to guide them in life.
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snow elves*
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!nwahs rise up
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High Elven Supremacy
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I wish I was a s*x slave for a hot (girl) rural high elf farmer
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TES is the worst series to ever get popular.
Maybe Daggerfall and MW are alright but everything else is giga slop.
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holy shit rdrama is full of r-slurred opinions today. I cant believe I share this Earth with cute twinks like you. FRICK OFF.
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morrowind is a terrible game though
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Thalmor Stacy
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I want her to crush me with her boots
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Imagine getting your shit kicked in by a bunch of slaves led by a bull and a "cyborg" who dance on your grave so hard time breaks and you cope about it eras later. Sad!
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And yet they can barely beat a bunch of inferior human, that they had to use diplomacy to delay things.
Auriel has abandoned you, knife-ears. Deal with it.
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such a superior culture it imploded;
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ive spent about 10 minutes if my hundreds of skyrim hours reading lore but didnt humans build literally all the towns/castles/keeps *sips tea*
CHECK MATE YOU POINTY EARD FREAKS
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