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Humans are usually the "jack-of-all-trades" kinda race. They are magical, but not as good as elves. They are warriors, but not as good as orcs. They are crafty and ingenious, but not as good as dwarves. They usually also have a thing for "diplomacy" and more often at least get along with other races.

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This is why I always go with humans. It's also the most attractive race especially if you have white skin :marseybeanwink:

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average elf "male"

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Average elf male's everyday wear:

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:#marseyslurpfast:

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the most attractive race

Shit taste. Orcs are the best. :marseycoomer2:

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patrician tastes

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:marsey#sniff:

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Needs black eyes and Voldemort nose and larger tusks

@Grue stand with israel

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These days I am more into hans tbh

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I like it when the "Humans are the only species other than the Devourer Swarm capable of large scale violence" pops up

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Yeah, this comes up in both sci-fi and fantasy. Humans are usually known for their grit/perseverance, or their creativity if not intelligence, or something like that. I remember in Mass Effect there was some theme of Mass Effect having more "genetic diversity" and that being useful for their growth, although it mostly just seems like an excuse for why you don't have to have a bunch of subraces for each alien race.

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Humans tend to not have any downsides. Orcs are usually dumb or incapable of using magic, elves die to a strong gust of wind, and dwarves don't give a frick about surface cute twinks, they just wanna dig and drink.

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I wish I was a hole BIPOC :(

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>tfw 40 cm too tall :marseysadge:

Maybe I could get rid of my shins? :marseythonk:

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Even if we were small enough it wouldn't matter since the government hates hole BIPOCs and refuses to let us dig great big tunnels in our homes. I HATE THE GOVERNMENT

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Humans are default :marseyraccoonregular: humanoids. Variances get the kool features.

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Elves get magic

Orcs get gains

Beastmen get claws and scales

And what do I get?

Laid :marseygigachad:

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Humans are always the strongest though (and that's a good thing)

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Tl;dr

Ngmi

Ywnbaw

Khorne, Tzeentch, and Nurglate.

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@lain !bioniclefans

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I think human mages live as long as elves in the elder scrolls universe

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The majority of fantasy settings are just dumb "Tolkien but this is slightly different" often set somewhere that's Europe but totally not bro. The authors are usually hacks that get one hit and then try to stretch it out for 10+ books for some reason.

It's a shit genre even by genre fiction standards and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.


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Thats exactly why humans are awesome. Nothing makes us special we have all the disadvantages to these aliens and yet we still persevere

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Humans are the only race in those settings (besides Orcs) that reproduce in any meaningful numbers.

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what racial bonus do we incels get?

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