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1500 comments on a post about a redditor's inability get laid in Baldur's Gate 3 :!marseyrofl:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1ag8r98/i_still_dont_understand_why_i_am_still_single/

OP

Seriously what the actual frick. Since release I have seen 50 billion different fricks complain about how every single character wants to frick you but I just dont get it. I am in Act 3. Almost finished the entire game and not ONCE has anyone proposed nor have I gotten the chance to frick. Like literally no one. Not even the squid wants to frick me. No one has even flirted with me. I am so done.

The most ironic part is my Tav is a 20+ Charisma Bard.

No drama, just funny.

!g*mers


for a moment I was ready to type “same” until I saw sub name

:marseymoidmoment:

Erm have you talked to them?

[OP] Literally exhausted every single dialogue option.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4oiOnpuVFywAAAAC/crumb-simp.gif

Friendzoned by the horniest game

:marseygiggle:

Are you sure you're just not getting the hints?

[OP] If they dropped any I surely would.

Silence is also a hint

https://media.giphy.com/media/gtakVlnStZUbe/giphy.webp

You have to talk to them and say flirty shit

[OP] The game doesn't even have a dialogue option to say flirty shit.

It has literally tons of it, no wonder u didnt get laid my man

OP might be the most gameless neighbor to have ever existed.

And more dunking :marseydunkon: on OP throughout the comments.

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I had to bat away the gross foids with my swords yet the one hot dude I wanted to bang (Astarion) wouldn't even give me the time of day :marseyrain:


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lol gay

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Jewish lives matter

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