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Seriously what the actual frick. Since release I have seen 50 billion different fricks complain about how every single character wants to frick you but I just dont get it. I am in Act 3. Almost finished the entire game and not ONCE has anyone proposed nor have I gotten the chance to frick. Like literally no one. Not even the squid wants to frick me. No one has even flirted with me. I am so done.
The most ironic part is my Tav is a 20+ Charisma Bard.
No drama, just funny.
for a moment I was ready to type “same” until I saw sub name
[OP] Literally exhausted every single dialogue option.
[OP] If they dropped any I surely would.
Silence is also a hint
[OP] The game doesn't even have a dialogue option to say flirty shit.
It has literally tons of it, no wonder u didnt get laid my man
OP might be the most gameless neighbor to have ever existed.
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I will never be able to see the word “bard” without smiling and suppressing a giggle ever again in my life
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Rumor is that Google renamed its chatbot from Bard to Gemini for that very reason.
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where the frick is the bardfinn bot @?
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Is kil
https://rdrama.net/post/247889/taylaugh-when-your-ai-is-too/5990561#context
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dead
dead
alive and thriving.
@HeyMoon , who's your next victim?
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I am literally unstoppable
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1v1 de_dust2 twink
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You killed Bible shitposting bbbb
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Wait remindme is dead? Rip.
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Bard? Doomp it
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Give me Bible bot back
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is this what awaits me?
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Dude looks like that jeff the killer creepypasta
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Lol how is this possible bruh the characters are literally s*x pests. shadowheart asked me out, gale sexually assaulted me randomly and that vampire dude tried to r*pe me in my sleep i had to stab him in the heart.
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It's possible because in one of the early patches, if you went to "learn magic" with Gale and told him to stop tryna suck you off, it turned off the romance flags for every single party member and NPC, rather than just his.
The r-slur OP is either unpatched or pirating it.
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I love it when little
things like that out pirates 
lol
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Dude had to have had the super horny characters in his party and chose dialog options that made them hate him while also failing to long rest very often. So he somehow missed everyone wanting to bang during the party in Act 1 and then missed character story sections locking him out of romance options.
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For real, Lae'zel will try to frick you as soon as possible and is incredibly upfront about it.
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Does the game hold neurodivergent hands by having descriptions or icons next to dialogue options, like "Sure I will come to your tent" (♥️ Romance)?
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no but thats part of the problem. The writers are so neurodivergent you could just be choosing normal platonic dialogue choices and the male wizard guy would think you were hitting on him. Later on in the camp scene they'd make your character sit next to and basically cuddle him out of nowhere and he would try to rizz you up, when up to that point you were basically just 2 completely hetero friends
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realistic tbh
moidmoment
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Maybe that's more awkwardly realistic. You just don't know why you end up doing things and then other people make the wrong moves. Perfect game for neurodivergents.
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He must be a spoony bard
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I had to bat away the gross foids with my swords yet the one hot dude I wanted to bang (Astarion) wouldn't even give me the time of day
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lol gay
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owned
Jewish lives matter
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From my experience all you have to do is be a dragonborn then that one chick will want to prove she's ready to be a dragon rider.
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Snapshots:
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for a moment I was ready to type “same” until I saw sub name:
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Erm have you talked to them?:
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Friendzoned by the horniest game:
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Are you sure you're just not getting the hints?:
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You have to talk to them and say flirty shit:
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