Last Epoch devs bungle game launch of 1.0

Last Epoch is an ARPG for those who lack the PhD needed for PoE but don't want to play the Blizzard's kindergarten simulator D4.

Unfortunately the Developers EHG made some people that have never experienced a shit tier PoE launch big mad this week when they released the full 1.0 game on Tuesday and had massive server instability until yesterday.

Here are some of the common complaints:

  • General server shit storm. Load times between zones were upward of 5 minutes at one point. Inability to access online mode was common.

  • Characters disappearing from both online and offline play modes, which was temporary but caused massive sneed.

  • There was some bizarre "referral" program where you referred people in game to get a Bee pet. So as expected every post in global chat and reddit were people asking for referrals. Finally they just gave bee pets to everyone.

And this resulted in a general shitflinging on both the official groomercord and reddit between people simping for the unironic version of the "tiny indie studio" meme and others reporting EHG to the Hague for warcrimes.

Also several other hilarious bugs like HC characters dying during load:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17087816967009895.webp

In general the slap fighting has been hilarious:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17087816971954684.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17087816981566052.webp

For anyone wondering the game is pretty good and I believe servers, at least in the US are stable now JK tried now and load times are touch and go. The endgame is a bit light compared to maps in PoE but I suspect it'll have the same content creep over the new seasons.

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What about Left 4 Dead? If you have three friends one of you is going to have to take the titty skittles and play Zoey.

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whoever gets unlucky with it will be told they like to play with dolls and secretly want to be a girl

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POE SUCKS

This comment popped up on my ping feed and i came here mad and ready to tell you you're a literaturecel and that Poe's work was foundational in the development of gothic horror and american literature as a whole.

Then i read the thread and realized you're just a gaymer complaining about some neet-bait grindcycle video game nonsense. Gay.

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I might be something of a literaturecel because I struggle to appreciate linear allegory. I find Poe's personal life more interesting than any of his works personally

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And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side

Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride

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I have the full collection of edgar allan poe

Sorry for the confusion, i was not at all challenging you or whatever you have read.

Edit: i was making a joke about scrolling through all my pings and having a gut reaction to one word in this post's title

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I don't want to look at a foids butt when I'm playing

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You can do summon build without the witch. Try using Guardian builds.

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gender locked classes are dumb.

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Lmao imagine playing as a male anything

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