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Playing Alan Wake 2 is so frustrating :marseyannoyed:

I don't like playing as the FBI Agent :marseydoit: nubian Queen :marseyking: :marseyindignant:

Her parts are boring :marseynothingburger: and the whole mechanic of a mind palace and case files having it all be MANUAL DRAG AND DROP IS :marseyraging:

Her (racial) Profiling ability being used as a cheap :marseydiscount: plot device by the devs to make her always know the character :marseyinboots: motivations isn't satisfying :marseysatisfied: :marseyannoyed:

If you do want to play this game I actually :marseynerd3: would :marseywood: recommend it (on discount) since the ACTUAL ALAN WAKE levels are awesome :marseygoodshit: :marseyexcited: Alan Wake is still cool asf and they play around with his writing :marseynotesglow: influencing the levels really :marseythinkorino2: well. Plus they're all pretty :marseyglam: creepy :marseypedopriest: :marseyscared: Although they rely on jump-scares a bit too often imo.

This has been very frustrating since the BLACK :marseymabel: FBI AGENT :marseyfbi: levels are often slow, meandering and tedious. They even ended a kino level where :marseydrama: you FINALLY play as Alan Wake and set up a Murder :marseyface: Cult summoning ritual :marseysatanworship1: and barely escaping only to immediately put you back playing the boring :marseybrokenrecord: FBI levels!!!! :marseymalding:

It's a great :marseynice: game when you're actually :marseyakshually: playing as ALAN WAKE but :marseyeyeroll: half the game as the character :marseypinocchio2: I don't want to play as! :marseyindignantturn:

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More like Alan Woke amirite

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