UBISLOP TRAILER!

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Most ubisoft games still sell well despite being of the most criticised in gaming, this is usually because Ubislop is very normie gaymer oriented who play maybe 2-3 games a year,

so they are the type not to get involved with culture war shenanigans, let's see if fun comes from this! :marseywave2:

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The game looks good but lol at the black dude just randomly in the small japanese village. The chuds will rage. But fr idc cuz I love assassin's creed and hope it's better than the vikings one that got boring af real fast and I love frickin vikings and they ruined it for me. :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:


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black dude just randomly in the small japanese village.

whats funny about this "Black-washing" is that is literally historically accurate like most assassins creed games

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

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Well based on accuracy, and obviously changed and embellished

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You dont think DARPA can time travel through peoples DNA yet?

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I meant the actual historical :marseygladiator: stuff, like this Yasuke feller was never :marseyitsover: a samurai :marseyronin: for example

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>make game set in medieval Nigeria

>half the population is white

>"back in ancient greek days some europeans visited africa so this is totes historically accurate"

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:marseyyass: like how half the zombies in Resident Evil 5 were evil dutchman

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He wasn't actually a samurai, he was literally just some guy paid to stand around and exist.

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he had a sword tho

:#marseysipping:

!slots107

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he had a sword tho

You idiots, we've all got swords!

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we've all got swords

or machetes for us folx in the western hemisphere

https://media.giphy.com/media/rQtaIYMdv8ACI/giphy.webp

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:#godiwishthatwereme:

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:#jannybell:

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That's pretty neat actually. Thanks for the link.


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looks like a good game

There was no gameplay? How could you tell?

!nooticers :marseyunamused:

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Modern goyslop enjoyer in a nutshell

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Women don't play games, they judge the quality of games by how fun it is to watch their boyfriend play.

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Umm chud YOU are they reason why they don't play video games!!!

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Samurai stuff! I'm one of those storyline players. Need a good storyline and world graphics.


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Have you played Kingdom Come Deliverance? Gooood game for immersion and story. I am a devoted unpaid salesman :marseyjanny2:

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YES! I loved it but the combat controls pissed me off so I only got so far. lol I loved the game though.


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The neurodivergent melee combat is one of my favorite parts, but it's definitely better with mods (to make it even more neurodivergent). :marseywhirlyhat: I like Theresa's dlc missions where you're doing daily household tasks of a miller and errands in town.

Did you see the second one is coming out in the fall?

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No I did not see that another one was coming. I should try to play again. I thought it was great but the neurodivergent combat frustrated me. Why is it taking so long to swing my sword? Ohhh right this game. lol


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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17157937209407864.webp

hopefully there will be a mod to whiteout the main char

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it would be so funny to have a mod that removes all the nonwhite npcs and every town is just barren

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I love assassin's creed

:marseydisagree: assassins creed is the goyslop of vidya, you should consume it silently and in shame.

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Malaka!


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MGSV is like Assassin's Creed but not absolute crap. Play that instead.

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Assassin's Creed ended with Black Flag and Ubisoft never released another game

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Gosh, black flag was such a fun game! I sure wish Ubisoft would make another pirate game…

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This is Far Cry Primal erasure :grug:

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Black Flag was so fricking good, except for the parts where they forced you to remember that it was a shitty Assassin's Creed game. It was so annoying when they dragged you out of your sweet butt pirate sim and made you do gay parkour for 20 minutes.

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It's even better because you know there will also be no racism in the game whatsoever, except maybe from the most irredeemable or bad guys.

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It won't be. Ubislop has been consistently just bloated, boring, shitty games for awhile now

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Ubislop is trash and you should feel bad for liking trash

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