Boomer-Shooter daddy, Ggmanlives reviewer :marseyshooting: :pointgun: :marseyboomer: :marseysoyswitch: gets backlash from fanbois who hates Ubisoft.!!!


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https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1el0nrw/ubisoft_and_disney_are_bribing/lgoyqua/?context=8

I zeroed in on this when i heard KIA chuds cancel him.


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like holy shit this is the most aggressive backlash ive ever seen from him

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looks to be more anti-Ubisoft hate than anti-Woke fatigue

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It goes on and on, but it appears the general consensus is that Ubisoft is bribing a heap of Youtube reviewers, which has caused a chain reaction in the Youtube comment "community", to be extra aggressive towards positive views on the new game

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Everyone who gave a shit about old Star Wars has moved on to 40k.

Everyone who gave a shit about 40k has transitioned. :marseyeggirl:

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Guyz, I think I am fungi....

:marseyshroom#: :!marseywholesometrans: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhh!

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:!#marseyflamethrower: :#fireball: :#marseyshroom:

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I can't fault anyone for assuming Ubislop bribed reviewers than they actually made a good game. That would require Ubisoft to actually put effort into their slop

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Well we know that the guys got flown out by ubisoft.

And that a "3rd party" (totally not working for ubisoft) looked over the videos and made recommendations for change (see German youtuber PietSmiet)

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I dont follow bideo gayme journoids because >lmao, but have there really been no lawsuits about this shit yet? Theres all kinds of regulations about unmarked advertisement, and the industry is so incredibly corrupt and colluding that theres no way they dont violate those laws...

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https://x.com/Mangalawyer/status/1819095370590236720

From just this takedown I am not expecting much out of the game

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Star Wars nerds, has there ever been an explanation made for how useless the stormtrooper armor is?

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Some of the older EU stuff tried to argue it was actually good. I remember some old !ttrpg star wars games where stormtrooper armor was good actually :marseynerd2:

Of course none of this will override movie scenes where stormies are killed em masse by the protagonists. Meanwhile Leia was once shot in VI and a dreamy look from Han immediately healed the wound.

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and a dreamy look from Han immediately healed the wound.

This was actually unscripted, that's just the effect of Harrison Ford gazing deeply into your eyes.

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Ok but that was Harrison Ford in his prime. You could decapitate me and I'd probably still nut if he looked at me like that.

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The Empire uses conscripts instead of clones in the future. They don't tend to train or armor the conscripts all that well.

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The Emperors orders

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17229836442215264.webp

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Yeah there's millions of troopers across thousands of planets, they ain't got the time to train them properly or the money to outfit them well. I think it's more an intimidation tactic than anythinng.

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So what the frick do stormtroopers do all day? You get a basic soldier in three months and a good one in one year. Its not rocket science.

The real reason stormtroopers are depicted as witless morons is beacuse its a childrens story where the heroes always win.

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So what the frick do stormtroopers do all day?

If it's anything like the real military they masturbate and try and find places to sleep where the higher ups can't find them

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Yeah im sure they were stationing untrained conscript bullet sponges on their top secret galaxy dominating superweapon.

Unironically the same cope as ziggers lmao

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I'd argue with you but I stopped giving a shit about Star Wars years ago haha

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I was a conscript back in the day, and id love to have that chick slap my helmet just to see if i could feel it at all.

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They're just pretending to be hurt. They're lazy.

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:#marseyme:

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Steven Seagal-tier takedowns :marseykekw:

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Just give her a stun gun or something like that for takedowns against armored opponents. Heck a good old blackjack would be enough.

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Yeah, seeing the guy drop limp from a backhanded slap that a modern day hard hat would deflect would get in the way of my enjoyment. Then again, that isn't new to Star Wars: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17229773108550541.webp

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I can't actually think of a game with a good stealth takedown though, they're all incredibly implausible and those that aren't are just you beating a guy up by surprise/shanking them.

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those that aren't are just you beating a guy up by surprise/shanking them.

What do you think a stealthy kill in reality would look like tho...

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Like shanking someone but it's odd because games try to make them seem nonlethal too

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True

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Because stealth takedown is an implausible thing.

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Because in real life the only quiet way to incapacitate someone for an extended period time is to kill them as rapidly as possible.

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Me when I get into that star wars hotel thingy

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>that star wars hotel

It's closed :marseyitsover:

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That guy is such a strag

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i generally like his boomer shooter recommendations and i suck at them :marseylaying:

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I'm playing boltgun and think its really fun :#marseyexcited:

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fan fricking tastic gayme

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Its ok

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:#marseysquint:

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When he said the DLC for GTA4 wasnt as good as the main game i got sus

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This guy sucks at reviewing games anyway, he basically just lists the features, gun list, what's happening in a level, but he can't really articulate how a game plays.

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Even angry fricking joe is better than ggman

And angry hoe liked She hulk unironically

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angry hoe liked She hulk unironically

:#gigachad2:

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Joe has absolutely garbage taste in films and tv shows, but that is somehow completely separate from how good he is at reviewing games.

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ShreddedNerd is a much better 'strayan games commentator

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>soyjaks in the thumbnails

subbed :marseythumbsup:

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He barely ever ubloads doe

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if you like a game i don't you are CLEARLY a paid shill. there's no other explanation because every single opinion i have is objectively right. :smoke:

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We'll really only know at launch, depends on if the game will launch as a glitchy mess or not.

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or not.

:#marseysmirk2:

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it's a ubisoft game. it'll follow the ubisoft open world formula. it won't be a mess. it'll be fine and perfectly playable (most likely, at least. like 90% of their games are fine on release from a technical standpoint). everyone already knows if they'll like it or not based on if they like ubisoft open world games.

i unironically love a giant world full of meaningless shit to find so i'm all in on ubisoft open worlds. like all the rest i'll get in a couple months post-release for $30 and play it for 100 hours and love every second of it. :smoke:

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Idk I hear Valhalla was too much for people ( I stopped playing after Origins)

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god i loved valhalla. so much so that i bought all the DLCs (except that final one that was like mythology odin and thor kind of stuff? i didn't like the bit of that that was in the vanilla game so i never even really looked in to that one). which is something i generally only do for elder scrolls and fallout.

there was so much meaningless shit to do/find/see and i loved every single second of the like 100-200 hours i played. though i don't think i could tell you what the story was about beyond :quote: a viking doing viking stuff :quote:.

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yeah he shoud keep yourself safe

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And again I must ask..compared to games like spider man 2 where the scans of face models were were clearly made to look worse

Why are people calling this particular FEM character ugly?

Yes she's probably tomboy lesbian Im game, yet..not really ugly.

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1. Man jaw :marseychad#:

2. Weird nose :marseydisguise#:

3. Hair looks as if it is like... floating over her head. Why is it so bulbous? :carpafro#:

4. The fact that all of the above was consciously changed, because that's the only way you end up with something like this:

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The moid is a LITERAL one-to-one, but the woman is a completely unrecognizable ogre. :marseyitsogre:

It's so in-your-face that they make the women uglier. I don't even particularly care about this (don't buy these type of games anyway), but like... WHY?! The more I see it, the more I get frustrated, particularly because of the gaslamping.

Hope that clears things up :marseythumbsup:

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Despite generally liking this guys videos for highlighting games I've never heard of, someone needs to cover his twitter lolcow antics. He hates being called shillmanlives and seethes any time he gets backlash for doing these corporate approved, early review videos. I miss when he used to shill his videos on /v/ before he got big and was reviewing white supremacist doom wads.

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