Boomer-Shooter daddy, Ggmanlives reviewer :marseyshooting: :pointgun: :marseyboomer: :marseysoyswitch: gets backlash from fanbois who hates Ubisoft.!!!


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https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1el0nrw/ubisoft_and_disney_are_bribing/lgoyqua/?context=8

I zeroed in on this when i heard KIA chuds cancel him.


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like holy shit this is the most aggressive backlash ive ever seen from him

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looks to be more anti-Ubisoft hate than anti-Woke fatigue

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It goes on and on, but it appears the general consensus is that Ubisoft is bribing a heap of Youtube reviewers, which has caused a chain reaction in the Youtube comment "community", to be extra aggressive towards positive views on the new game

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https://x.com/Mangalawyer/status/1819095370590236720

From just this takedown I am not expecting much out of the game

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Star Wars nerds, has there ever been an explanation made for how useless the stormtrooper armor is?

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Some of the older EU stuff tried to argue it was actually good. I remember some old !ttrpg star wars games where stormtrooper armor was good actually :marseynerd2:

Of course none of this will override movie scenes where stormies are killed em masse by the protagonists. Meanwhile Leia was once shot in VI and a dreamy look from Han immediately healed the wound.

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and a dreamy look from Han immediately healed the wound.

This was actually unscripted, that's just the effect of Harrison Ford gazing deeply into your eyes.

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Ok but that was Harrison Ford in his prime. You could decapitate me and I'd probably still nut if he looked at me like that.

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The Empire uses conscripts instead of clones in the future. They don't tend to train or armor the conscripts all that well.

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The Emperors orders

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Yeah there's millions of troopers across thousands of planets, they ain't got the time to train them properly or the money to outfit them well. I think it's more an intimidation tactic than anythinng.

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So what the frick do stormtroopers do all day? You get a basic soldier in three months and a good one in one year. Its not rocket science.

The real reason stormtroopers are depicted as witless morons is beacuse its a childrens story where the heroes always win.

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So what the frick do stormtroopers do all day?

If it's anything like the real military they masturbate and try and find places to sleep where the higher ups can't find them

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Yeah im sure they were stationing untrained conscript bullet sponges on their top secret galaxy dominating superweapon.

Unironically the same cope as ziggers lmao

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I'd argue with you but I stopped giving a shit about Star Wars years ago haha

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I was a conscript back in the day, and id love to have that chick slap my helmet just to see if i could feel it at all.

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They're just pretending to be hurt. They're lazy.

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:#marseyme:

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Steven Seagal-tier takedowns :marseykekw:

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Just give her a stun gun or something like that for takedowns against armored opponents. Heck a good old blackjack would be enough.

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Yeah, seeing the guy drop limp from a backhanded slap that a modern day hard hat would deflect would get in the way of my enjoyment. Then again, that isn't new to Star Wars: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17229773108550541.webp

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I can't actually think of a game with a good stealth takedown though, they're all incredibly implausible and those that aren't are just you beating a guy up by surprise/shanking them.

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those that aren't are just you beating a guy up by surprise/shanking them.

What do you think a stealthy kill in reality would look like tho...

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Like shanking someone but it's odd because games try to make them seem nonlethal too

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True

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Because stealth takedown is an implausible thing.

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Because in real life the only quiet way to incapacitate someone for an extended period time is to kill them as rapidly as possible.

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Me when I get into that star wars hotel thingy

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>that star wars hotel

It's closed :marseyitsover:

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