Grand Theft :marseywatermark: Auto VI will launch :marseycruisemissile: in Fall 2025

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It's gonna be shit :marseyyawn: !g*mers


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The last good GTA game was San Andreas (which wasn't even THAT good tbh)

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The last good GTA game was San Andreas (which wasn't even THAT good tbh)

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GTA SA is also !macacos and !latinx culture @Noon @JollyGrillhad @Aba @BasicallyADoxxer

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I'm working on a big rant about how disappointing RDR2 is and was gonna do the same for GTA5 but I honestly can't remember much of anything from that game


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:#npcoppse:

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Yeah no, he has a point, RDR2 builds up all this hype about being a simulationist open world with a lot of customisation and tons of things to do... only to completely disconnect it from the story and effectively make all the choices you make (and the gameplay options you'd have) in freeroam irrelevant.

Don't even get me started on the honor system also affecting the story and doing its best to make your mass-murdering MC totally a good boah because you say hello to people and release fish back into the water after catching them or, conversely, the devil incarnate because you keep shooting the poor, poor law doggies as they try to tear your throat out (shooting their owners is perfectly fine though)

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>The game incentivizing me to not act like a mass shooter in every town is… LE BAD

It's not an in-depth rpg, it's meant to be gta with nice looks and a protagonist who isn't a caricature of crime. The point of honor is that you can still do whatever you want, it doesn't actively hinder you. But if you want the good ending of the game then you can't act like a complete psychopath.

Is the fact murder is equal to greeting people weird? Yeah but if they had to have you spend hours working at an orphanage it'd be a whole lot less fun

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It's not bad game, just not worth the hype.

It seems the people who really love rdr2 are the :marseysoyhype: COWBOY GAME type


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Even as someone who still plays GTAV I can't tell you shit about the story. Its' just a mass shooter sim for me (and 90% of other players I'd imagine)

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!andale andale yippa yippa

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Extremely cozy vibes :marseyneet:

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GTA IV was pretty kino

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4 sucked. worst 3D gta and it's not even close. :hmph:

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GTA SA will always be my fav but 5 is just objectively way more impressive. 4 was shit tho

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I could've maybe tolerated 4 if the driving wasn't especially awful (how did they frick this up?)

5 was great but I kinda got bored of the story 2/3rds through and greedy online dlc killed any future story beats

SA was stupid fun but even the developers admitted they just threw every mechanic they could think of and it ended up being a pretty messy game with a lot of half-baked mechanics

3 is amazing PS2 kino but its age shows. If you go back and play it you may be shocked at how many missions are very simplistic time trials. The second and third islands are also nowhere near as fun as the first. The first island in GTA3 is the best environment in any GTA game though by far.

Vice City is kino from start to finish :marseykino:

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idk why but I tried playing 4 multiple times and just hated every part of it. oh well

But yea the story in 5 loses steam in the 3rd act for sure, but it didn't bother me cause I'd just go blast some music in a Lambo and shoot up downtown for a bit. Looked incredible for it's time

Vice City was my first and I couldn't believe a game would let you just snipe a hooker running away from you on the street and show their head pop off then you take their money :marseyxd:

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idk why but I tried playing 4 multiple times and just hated every part of it. oh well

Because most of it sucked and every time you thought maybe you were about to have fun HEY NEKO DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING

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there are two kinda of people in the world. people who loved san andreas and dirty rotten liars. :punch:

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I love it but it has a lot of flaws because it has too much stuff in it

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if it had one flaw (it doesn't, but lets imagine) it's that it ends too soon. it could have been 2 or 3 or 10 times longer. :hmph:

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shut up nerd.

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Yes daddy :marseyblush:

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It's gonna be the biggest :marseyitsover: AAA gaming will have ever gone through.


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Its going to be shit and that's good for drama. All the moid g*mer channels will 24/7 shit on it till the studio dies.

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Rockstar isn't even going to be affected by angry chud reviewers, much less killed

You think annoyed chuds are going to miss out on TND Simulator 2025? Even if they do, there's millions upon millions of zoomers who still play GTA Online religiously

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Ready at Dawn, The people who made Gods of War closed yesterday. Every studio in the west is one bad game from dead. The only game studios making money right now are then japs, Koreans and China. Let me guess your a preorder?

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GTA is pretty peak normie (at least as of 5) so I think he has a point about the chuds not mattering in this case

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Ready at Dawn, The people who made Gods of War closed yesterday

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they just made the psp games which was long ago, then got shut down by meta while being owned by them and working on vr stuff.

soy of war(:!marseycheckem2:good game) devs are safe.

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They'd really have to frick the dog on launch for any serious damage. Even if the campaign is mid, GTA Online and RP are going to be printing for 5+ years like 5 has.

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It WILL get delayed btw

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Naw they'll cyber punk it, release a alpha, spend 3 years working on it and release the actual game (which by the way is wildly different and you ahve to relearn all the systems)

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They won't delay it they'll just cut content like they did for red dead.

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The frick is fall, give us a real measurement of time.

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Enough time to microwave 18 million hotpockets, sequentially.

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That'll do slav, That'll do

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i'tll be out when its out

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that's like 3 years away who cares

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like half a year into Kamalas presidency

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by then she'll have destroyed the country and we wouldn't be able to play it anyway!!!!

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It will be pushed back to 2026 and probably be butt

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I can cope and pretend it's going to be good but it would be incredibly funny if the most expensive video game ever had a launch more broken than Cyberpunk

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Hope it sucks lol

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