Some of these are genuinely great. Others are so pointless and bad you have to wonder, "Who's the audience here?" Only the most based drooling r-slur I reckon. What's funny is a few games are unplayable or broken since Google ported them from the Play Store without testing anything. Ironically, some titles benefit from this - microtransactions and in-game ads are all missing or bugged, so you get nothing but gameplay.
S tier
Tomb of the Mask
A slick, fast-paced action arcade game where you try not to die.
Magic Cat Academy
https://doodles.google/doodle/halloween-2016/
A cute game about a Marsey who fights ghosts!
Stealth Master
- A sneaky action game about collecting bounties.
A tier
Crazy Caves
Funny man throw things! I didn't like this game at first but its simple and chaotic gameplay loop got me.
B tier
Stack Bounce
- Turn off your brain and break bricks.
Draw Climber
- Race the computer by drawing legs for a machine on the fly. This game makes full use of your touch screen, but it's impossible to lose once you know how to win
Cards of the Undead
- Puzzle/strategy. Has a combat system kinda like Hearthstone so you need to watch your health/armor.
Element Blocks
Tetris but you can't rotate shit
Boring/MTX tier
Merge Heroes: Tower defense (unbalanced)
Puzzle Planet: Bejeweled clone
Endless Siege: Couldn't get past the main menu, literally unplayable
My Space Pet: Minigames or someshit
Shit tier
Did you know mobile game devs have a category called "ultra casual"? Think TikTok slop for your brainlet Zoomer child.
Dessert DIY (you can serve poop to Trump btw)
Tall Man Run: You can move a character side to side, that's it
Hide N Seek: Run around a maze trying not to get caught
Attack Hole: Vacuum up larger and larger bullets with a hole
Find Out: Point and click game for kids with scat humor
Sword Play: It's a game on rails where you stab things
Mob Control: Click and hold a button to spawn attacking units
Color Page ASMR: Coloring book where you're not allowed to draw outside the lines
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I poop in under 2 minutes. I don't know what the frick the rest of you are doing that you have time to play games, read magazines, etc. I sit down, push it out, and I'm done. Usually takes only 1 minute, and that includes wiping.
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Fat people have trouble pooping and take longer.
All these people are fat.
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im an opiate addict not a lard butt
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This but about 8 times a day
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!friendsofchristoff know that I poop five times a day so I am very appreciative of @box for posting this!
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