Some of these are genuinely great. 
Others are so pointless and bad 
you have to wonder, "Who's the audience here?" Only the most based drooling r-slur I reckon. 
What's funny is a few games are unplayable or broken since Google ported them from the Play Store without testing anything. 
Ironically, some titles benefit from this - microtransactions and in-game ads are all missing or bugged, so you get nothing but gameplay. 
S tier
Tomb of the Mask
A slick, fast-paced action arcade game where you try not to die.
Magic Cat Academy
https://doodles.google/doodle/halloween-2016/
A cute game about a Marsey who fights ghosts!
Stealth Master
- A sneaky action game about collecting bounties.
A tier
Crazy Caves
Funny man throw things!
I didn't like this game at first but its simple and chaotic gameplay loop got me.
B tier
Stack Bounce
- Turn off your brain and break bricks.
Draw Climber
- Race the computer by drawing legs for a machine on the fly. This game makes full use of your touch screen, but it's impossible to lose once you know how to win
Cards of the Undead
- Puzzle/strategy. Has a combat system kinda like Hearthstone so you need to watch your health/armor.
Element Blocks
Tetris but you can't rotate shit
Boring/MTX tier
Merge Heroes: Tower defense (unbalanced)
Puzzle Planet: Bejeweled clone
Endless Siege: Couldn't get past the main menu, literally unplayable
My Space Pet: Minigames or someshit
Shit tier
Did you know mobile game devs have a category called "ultra casual"? Think TikTok slop for your brainlet Zoomer child.
Dessert DIY (you can serve poop to Trump btw)
Tall Man Run: You can move a character side to side, that's it
Hide N Seek: Run around a maze trying not to get caught
Attack Hole: Vacuum up larger and larger bullets with a hole
Find Out: Point and click game for kids with scat humor
Sword Play: It's a game on rails where you stab things
Mob Control: Click and hold a button to spawn attacking units
Color Page ASMR: Coloring book where you're not allowed to draw outside the lines
.webp?h=8 "Merry Fistmas!")
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So how do I access any of them?
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https://youtube.com/playables
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Magic cat academy seems fun so I googled it and immediatly got loads of porn of it...
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Oh no
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!g*mers I miss Infinity Blade
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!bookworms Fun Fact: Infinity Blade had novellas written by Brando Sanderino
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is it as good as his masterpiece finishing of Wheel of Time?
!bookworms
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He killed Egwene. Will never forgive him.
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They're okay
They only make any sense if you're already familiar with the game's plot
Question: Do Brando books have a kind of childish sense of humor? In one of the IB books the main character tricks the female deuteragonist into calling pens "penises" because she was still learning the language.
I kinda just assumed Brando was like a serious Tolkien type of fantasy writer but now that I think about it
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i thought he was pretty sober and serious throughout the final trilogy of WOT, but that may have been because he was trying to imitate the tone of Robert Jordan, so i dont know if his other works are super serial or annoying
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I think
it was halfway decent if I'm remembering correctly. It's been a long time since I read it
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Yeah it was pretty cool, as a kid I always wanted to explore the world more and wished theyd do an oblivion style open world game of it.
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That was the pinnacle of graphics in mobile games.
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I poop in under 2 minutes. I don't know what the frick the rest of you are doing that you have time to play games, read magazines, etc. I sit down, push it out, and I'm done. Usually takes only 1 minute, and that includes wiping.
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Fat people have trouble pooping and take longer.
All these people are fat.
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im an opiate addict not a lard butt
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This but about 8 times a day
!poopmaxxers
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!friendsofchristoff know that I poop five times a day so I am very appreciative of
@box for posting this!
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But none of these are on YouTube?
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It's in the browser
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Ngmi
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!followers !fhqwhgads new sloppa!!
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When did this become a thing
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Why are all mobile games so bad? They're so dumbed down.
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Probably cause little children are a major target group
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You should try the marsey game!
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THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING!
DONT GIVE A FRICK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING (?)
Ah, edgy emo.
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I've played quite a few rounds of Tall Man Run unfortunately
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Imagine playing anything
but quartiles white extinction is long overdue
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what's that?
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Word game in Apple News white extinction is long overdue
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Applecels LMAO
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⬆️ poor fingers
tapped this white extinction is long overdue
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Toy-obsessed poorcel detected.
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Green texters get the trash, sorry @HailVictory1776 don't take EBT white extinction is long overdue
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Spoken like a true toy-obsessed poorcel
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Good luck clearing all the viruses on you're cracked screen Chinese obamaphone white extinction is long overdue
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Yo, Ya comment got automatically removed cuz ya forgot ta include
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
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slop
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slop on deez nuts
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Snapshots:
https://tombofthemask.github.io/play/tomb-of-the-mask.html:
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https://gamesnacks.com/games/crazycaves:
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https://gamesnacks.com/games/elementblocks:
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