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Did you know YouTube has games on mobile? Here are the best (and worst) games you can play while you poop

Some of these are genuinely great. :marseythumbsup2: Others are so pointless and bad :marseydisgust: you have to wonder, "Who's the audience here?" Only the most based drooling r-slur I reckon. :marseydarkxd: What's funny is a few games are unplayable or broken since Google ported them from the Play Store without testing anything. :marseyxd: Ironically, some titles benefit from this - microtransactions and in-game ads are all missing or bugged, so you get nothing but gameplay. :marseyexciteddance:

S tier

Tomb of the Mask

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1723998230821775.webp

Magic Cat Academy

  • https://doodles.google/doodle/halloween-2016/

  • A cute game about a Marsey who fights ghosts! :marseywitch3:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1723998231106205.webp

Stealth Master

  • A sneaky action game about collecting bounties. :marseyninja:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239982309779706.webp

A tier

Crazy Caves

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239982313067877.webp

B tier

Stack Bounce

  • Turn off your brain and break bricks. :marseykrazykarate:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1723998231922254.webp

Draw Climber

  • Race the computer by drawing legs for a machine on the fly. This game makes full use of your touch screen, but it's impossible to lose once you know how to win :marseywink:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239982314978352.webp

Cards of the Undead

  • Puzzle/strategy. Has a combat system kinda like Hearthstone so you need to watch your health/armor.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239982311775267.webp

Element Blocks

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239982315974138.webp

Boring/MTX tier

  • Merge Heroes: Tower defense (unbalanced)

  • Puzzle Planet: Bejeweled clone

  • Endless Siege: Couldn't get past the main menu, literally unplayable

  • My Space Pet: Minigames or someshit

Shit tier

Did you know mobile game devs have a category called "ultra casual"? Think TikTok slop for your brainlet Zoomer child.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239982320531933.webp

  • Dessert DIY (you can serve poop to Trump btw)

  • Tall Man Run: You can move a character side to side, that's it

  • Hide N Seek: Run around a maze trying not to get caught

  • Attack Hole: Vacuum up larger and larger bullets with a hole

  • Find Out: Point and click game for kids with scat humor :vomit:

  • Sword Play: It's a game on rails where you stab things

  • Mob Control: Click and hold a button to spawn attacking units

  • Color Page ASMR: Coloring book where you're not allowed to draw outside the lines :mjlol:

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!g*mers I miss Infinity Blade :marseyweeping:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17240236042868896.webp

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!bookworms Fun Fact: Infinity Blade had novellas written by Brando Sanderino :marseysoypoint:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17240768837458916.webp

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is it as good as his masterpiece finishing of Wheel of Time? :marseylaying: :daydream:

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I think :marseychildclutch: it was halfway decent if I'm remembering correctly. It's been a long time since I read it

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He killed Egwene. Will never forgive him.

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They're okay :marseyregular: They only make any sense if you're already familiar with the game's plot

Question: Do Brando books have a kind of childish sense of humor? In one of the IB books the main character tricks the female deuteragonist into calling pens "penises" because she was still learning the language.

I kinda just assumed Brando was like a serious Tolkien type of fantasy writer but now that I think about it :marseyclueless:

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i thought he was pretty sober and serious throughout the final trilogy of WOT, but that may have been because he was trying to imitate the tone of Robert Jordan, so i dont know if his other works are super serial or annoying

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Yeah it was pretty cool, as a kid I always wanted to explore the world more and wished theyd do an oblivion style open world game of it.

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That was the pinnacle of graphics in mobile games.


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