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World's most profitable video game :marseyminer: announces they'll be working only two days a week from now on :marseybeach:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1fct0dn/the_future_of_minecrafts_development/

								

								

Reminder that over 300 people :marseypoggers: work on Minecraft to deliver less content in a year than a single unpaid modder can deliver in a week part-time :zoomer: :windowsxpgenocide:

Despite this lackluster pace :marseysleep: Microsoft announced recently that they will be cutting back on Minecraft updates and updating it even slower :marseydarkxd:

!g*mers what are your favorite MC mods

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Minecraft devs are the most untalented and lazy people ever

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>rdrama jannies have entered the chat

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According to capitalism, the market has efficiently arrived at the precise value of their compensation.

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!codecels how many PMs do you think :marseymindblown: Microsoft :marseyclippy: installed in Mojang? Have they passed a 1:1 technical/nontechnical ratio?

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>Microsoft

It's at least 3:2

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They need months of meetings and focus groups to add the axolotl.

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I had a friend who worked at Amazon in Seattle and he spent all of his time trying to do as little as possible and he said everyone on his team did that, it was an Open secret

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What else can you expect from a knockoff that got lucky

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i still dont understand what minecraft even is

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Stop pretending you're nota a fricking :marseyautism: You're nota tricking anyone.

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It's lego for computers

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thats what it looked like and why i never played it, but someone the other day told me it was a survival game

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It's that too. And something you can lose hours in digging tunnels to get more gear to dig tunnels faster. Or exploration, especially if you've never played it before.

It's the ultimate sandbox for me :marseytnt:

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2011: :chads!oy: I'm adding a new mob called the (Sl)enderman - get it?

2024: :soysnooseethe: No stop, stop we can't do that. Allowing the player to punch fireflies would constitute animal cruelty. Therefore we will instead add the Shitfarter, a passive mob that occasionally farts shit (it's gonna be so epic and wholesome :bigsmilesoyjak:). Anyway, Björg i think we've done enough for the week (made a twitter post), now let's go gurgle eachother's piss.

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The slow pace is definitely on purpose. Drip feeding new content over years and years keeps the game relevent to people who play it in bursts and then put it down for a year+. Which is important because the game is now basically just an advertisement for minecraft merch and spinoffs.

:#marseysteve:

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Microsoft is not that big brained, they just ossify everything into a megabureaucracy built around feature ownership

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I think it's more likely that they have such a huge and poorly written code based that the best they can achieve each update is a bolted on, useless feature which further bloats the game.

Some bean counter probably also figured out that the massive updates aren't actually producing sales.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17259321030464258.webp

they took more time to make it look worse. Their entire new artistic style is just dithering everything (increasing noise) and using a way broader color pallete

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it looks way better lmao. not that it takes a genius to do a pixel art style.

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Good. The less they touch Minecraft, the better.

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Some of the modding community has even been hoping for mojang to stop updating java edition altogether, since that would fix the issue of most mods being made for slightly different updates.

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It looks like atari level graphics why is it so popular? Real question never played it

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It scratches a very similar itch as legos and model trains but in vidya form so it's way way cheaper.

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Every old BIPOC has been saying this for the past 10 years, give it up everyone knows what Minecraft is. Unless you're a 55 year old man that only plays EU4 and Rule the Waves

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Unless you're a 55 year old man that only plays EU4 and Rule the Waves

:#marseyme:

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It fulfills the fantasy that all zoomers have: own a house but don't have to work a 9-5

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:#autismtyping: :#autismtyping: :#autismtyping: :#autismtyping: :#autismtyping:

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Literal children no meme

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REEEEEEEE DA GRAPHICS AREN'T 24K SUPER ULTRA HD REALISTIC DA GAME SUX :hysterical:

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Lol i never said the game sucks. Relax you nimrod

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Star Citizen is the most profitable when you calculate actual work done to cashflow

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They have like 300 people working on the game lmao

I'll note that this isn't true. Mojang has around 300 employees but many of those are part of publishing, marketing, spin-off titles, merchandising, etc etc. The core development team for Minecraft itself is still relatively small and largely underfunded.

Yesss goy, we need mo money fo dem updates :marseymerchantsoy:

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It's a 12 year old game. Move on

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Didn't they give you the ability to do that for like years? How long do you feel is a reasonable amount of notification before the support is ended. In the video the guy got 7 emails about it this wasn't like snuck out.

holy shit. they're really simping for that decision, of all things?

maybe microsoft just shouldn't have had a time limit on it period?

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Why does Minecraft still need devs. What are they adding?


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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they need devs to promise to add fireflies and then scrap them

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honestly good. too many live service games try to push out "content" to appease the 2 second attention span I'm gonna make this game my life for a year and then drop it crowd. This is especially bad in mmos and I wish devs would finally fricking realize it. I mean it's so bad we're getting re-re releases of 20 year old games and even those are going down the same path but the idiots on reddit demand something shiny every month or the game is dead. idiots

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Tekkit chads where are you

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It's been a while, but I remember coming back from my long oil-expedition and treasure-seeking adventures to see a massive fricking crater from the reactor that went off because I forgot to disable the persistent chunk-loader thingy and all the coolant ran out.

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>single unpaid modder in part time

If the Minecraft devs worked hard they too could make factory modpack #1818384

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My favorite Minecraft mod is Hbm's nuclear tech :#marseyautism:

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