Just finished Spider-Man 2. That shit was mid af.

I fricking hated most of miles contributions to the story. Anything that didn't involve him chasing Li or helping Pete was shovkingly boring especially dealing with that deaf b-word Hailey.

There was unironically a side mission that involves you playing as hailey and cleaning iup graffiti. Also if you took a shot for everytime someone said the word community in this game, your liver would fail.

Peter was a gigantic cuck the entire time. Venom was fricking dope though.

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Thought you were talking about the Raimi movie for a second

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I watched that movie in theaters when it came out. :marseyboomer: Spiderman kino.

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>20 years ago

Frick! :boomer:

Its been as much time between spiderman 2 and today, as between return of the jedi and spiderman 2...

I remember playing the shit out of the spiderman 1 game when it came out...

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It's shocking how the graphics of Spiderman 2 already look dated like the image above.

Also stop putting ugly foids in games. Hot women exist in real life, ugly women who don't even buy the game can either learn to deal with it or eat one ice cream cone less a day till they can "literally me" the hot foid.

I hate women's image of other women.

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The designers won't make a woman less ugly than themselves.

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Fire em. Fake hire hot female models. Let them do nothing at their job while you get to put their likeness in the game. Paying hot foids to not complain while pretending to be designers will be more profitable to major video game studios at this point in time.

The whole world makes far more sense when you realize all the bad ideas are coming from ugly people and everything will work out in your favor as soon as you start listening exclusively to hotter people.

The reason for this isn't that hotter people are necessarily automatically better ( They are, we are biologically designed to be attracted physically to features of good robust health ), but that them being treated better by society makes them well adjusted human beings in comparison to ugly people, and that people are more forgiving of your organizations frick ups if its a hot person saying oopsies for the camera.

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And half of them are :#marseypass: (presumably)

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The part where mary-jane has powers and peter spends the entire fight kissing her butt and apologizing was great.

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Yeah this game is basically Peter making up for being a jerk in the first game

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"MJ YOU'RE RIGHT! I SHOULD'VE LET OLD CHINGY CHONGY DESTROY THE CITY AND I'M SUCH AN IRREEDEMABLE JERK FOR THAT!"

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She's the spider-man now so she decides what to do with her powers. Peter gives up and apologizes again for "stealing the limelight" and MJ walks off to commit her crime.

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I like when she gets shot by an arrow and pulls it out like frickin Rambo

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I remember playing a spider man game on my ipad years ago, when The Amazing Spider Man came out. It was pretty cool, though iirc the story sucked too (obviously). But swinging around a city is cool. They should just remove any story from future games.

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I'm too busy saving the city and gambling to play video games, but that fridge scene pissed me off. It WOULD not go down like that irl is all I'm saying.

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:#marseyinajackolantern:

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Whenever I point to the PS5 not having any games, I include this. Why do people consider this a new game? It's the same game. The city is the exact same, the combat is the exact same. The only thing that changed is when spiderman takes his mask off, he's black now. Also some gay prom shit and Mary Jane is a two-bagger now.

@Spiderman you also suck at making video games on top of everything else and your girl is a goblin.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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A goblin the green goblin would pass on

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Thank you! It's so overrated...

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The devs knew people hated the MJ sections and doubled down for girl power nonsense and made her 3x uglier as well. :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

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Saw this on Reddit

Also, did you notice how there's missions where the objective says "Protect Cuz" or "save cuz" but when MJ is overtaken by the symbiote, the mission objective is "HELP MJ SAVE HERSELF". Fricking cringe

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That b-word had like 4 health bars too. I was beating her butt so much though that the dialogue interrupted itself.

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A Mimic Ate 90 Coins!

@McCoxmaul https://media.tenor.com/cDl7v8avyC0AAAAx/breaking-bad-walter-white.webp

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The only mj section that was kinda fun was the last one since it turned into CoD and I could just one shot the symbiotes.

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No shit they even doubled down on the non-Spider-Man stealth missions that everyone hated from the first.

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