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Cdace Dino/Dinos i fricking love Parasaurolophus so much :chudsaurolophuslove:

1mo ago (thegamer.com) 595 thread views #305977

!g*mers will be getting 10 assassin creed games in 5 years

https://www.thegamer.com/ubisoft-is-reportedly-planning-to-release-10-assassins-creed-games-in-five-years/

lmao good thing they haven't pissed :marseymad: off their fan base recently

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Neon_Needles chink/bitch gives me asian fever 1mo ago #7126501

It still shocks me that r-slurs buy these games after black flag

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Gibberish gibb/erish :marseyautism:

Neon_Needles 1mo ago #7126589

Check out the prices during the next steam sale, all the games go below $10 except the most recent and Black Flag because it's the one people want to buy :marseyemojirofl:

Black Flag - https://steamdb.info/app/242050/

Unity - https://steamdb.info/app/289650/

Origins - https://steamdb.info/app/582160/

Odyssey - https://steamdb.info/app/812140/

Valhalla - https://steamdb.info/app/2208920/

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BernieSanders ywn/baw making chapos pay rent every 4 years Neon_Needles 1mo ago #7126595

It shocks me that people bought anything after it was revealed that Ubishit purposefully withheld parts of AC2 to relase as DLC

Truly goomers get what they deserve

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LesbianBarbie kike/dyke comes in her own box BernieSanders 1mo ago #7130191

every game developer does this now

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BernieSanders ywn/baw making chapos pay rent every 4 years LesbianBarbie 1mo ago #7133121

That's why I sail the seven seas now, at least for solo stuff

:#marseypirate:

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 Neon_Needles 1mo ago #7126554

Odyssey was great and Origins was also OK

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SpudsMackenzie ey/eir Puts the autism chemicals in the Covid vaccines

cyberdick 1mo ago #7127006

They're good, but everything after Origins basically isn't an AC game

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 SpudsMackenzie 1mo ago #7127164

yeah I guess, I didn't feel like an AC assassin at all in Odyssey, still great game tho

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

cyberdick 1mo ago #7127503

played odyssey so much during covid lol loved it

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 X 1mo ago #7127533

I hope you played as Kassandra because alexios sucks balls. She was the perfect woman :marseysmoking:

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drumpf nword/pass #FreeSchizo 1mo ago #7126578

Each game starring a protagonist even blacker than the last.

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BWC WM/AF :!chadnordic:

drumpf 1mo ago #7127497

Assassins Creed: Chicago protagonist concept art leaked:

:#mostvantablackbipocaward: !g*mers !BIPOCs !chuds

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J Deux/Rama BWC 1mo ago #7127531 spent 85 currency on pings

Bet you they dont have the balls to make a black gangland killer

!commenters

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow J 1mo ago #7128239

The Templars do be leaving their Kia parked outside overnight

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misterwigger wig/gity My father made wigs. His father made wigs. And his father... made... wigs!!! BWC 1mo ago #7127527

@BWC Here's today's groyper/Mexicaryan update

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Gibberish gibb/erish :marseyautism:

BWC 1mo ago #7127504

If Ubisoft had creative talent they could swipe GTA's audience out from under it with a game like that.

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Slavsquatting Chiki/Briki :!marseytedsimp3:

drumpf 1mo ago #7127951

>Assassins creed hyperborean legends

ayo where dat wizard who murked my baby mama? Neighbor saved me 10 Gs lmao

:!#chadblacktalking: :#yakub: :#marseypennygenocide:

:#marseybegging:

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CEO_of_misogyny hate/foids 1mo ago #7126535

They are trying a marathon BLACKING of every major culture in history before they implode :marseyxd:

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Cdace Dino/Dinos i fricking love Parasaurolophus so much :chudsaurolophuslove:

CEO_of_misogyny 1mo ago #7126541

@BWC wishes he could do this at the same scale :marseyjustice: as Ubisoft

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow CEO_of_misogyny 1mo ago #7128244

I want to see them take it to far and release a game where you play as a diverse SS Officer Assassin

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wallywally they/them 1mo ago #7127279

Still no sign of Splinter Cell :marseygunshotsuicide:

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doombro media/content :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

TWENTY-FIVE SNAKES POUR OUT YOUR EYES :marseysnek:

1mo ago #7126486

Ubisoft bankruptcy please!!! :marseybegging:

:#marseyloonalove:

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JanoyCresva whoooo/cares doombro 1mo ago #7128229

Not before a meme stock cult rallies around it

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Count_Sprpr Vamp/ire Nothing I say is ever 100% serious, 95% at most :!marseywave:

1mo ago #7126494

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar: :space: :!marseyagree:

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 Count_Sprpr 1mo ago #7126559

mostly those sidescroller games like asscreed china, india etc

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Qar TIRF/CHAD You are now breathing manually. You are now blinking manually. You are now swallowing manually. 1mo ago #7126550

Open wide, the slop train is coming :marseypop2:

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Awoo cum/came 1mo ago #7127176

The next assassins creed is supposed to be about the Salem witch trials, and you play as a lesbian fighting against the patriarchy, no bullshit.

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FearOfBees BI/POC :soycry:

Awoo 1mo ago #7127532

>get caught on purpose

>burn alive

>agree with the antagonist

>uninstall game

>say I beat the game

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wallywally they/them Awoo 1mo ago #7127283

It worked for Star Wars so frick it why not

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Enward_Sahir the/word I should be allowed to say it wallywally 1mo ago #7127937

I don't think it did...

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Wingnut she/her Abort a male today Awoo 1mo ago #7131120

finally a good game

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Cdace Dino/Dinos i fricking love Parasaurolophus so much :chudsaurolophuslove:

1mo ago #7127000

From @Fresh_Start

Can you comment this on your 10 assassins creed games post for me?

I know how to save the Assassin's creed franchise.

Have it set during the holocaust.

Have a Jewish foid protagonist trying to save her people and all the diversity folks from the internment camps.

Have them do the scene where the Jew foid helps the allies to stop a nazi internment camp then hopelessly watches as they throw the gays back in the camps.

Have one fat holocaust survivor because it would be funny and you can write articles about it like," We chose to make this side character fat because not everybody's body reacts to calories the same way and some people just have a slow metabolism but you can be suffering at any size and beautiful at any size."

All the diversity checkmarks are hit and can be justified to the normies. The racists get to watch jews be exterminated. You get an entertaining controversy about the fat holocaust survivor which is funny and fun for the drama crowd. Everybody wins.