Elon: Make Videogames Great Again

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This is embarrassing.

Isn't he like like 53 at this point? He should call out DEI for pooping up NASA or something.

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WOKE DOESNT LET ME JERK OFF TO LARA CROFT ANY LONGER

:chudtantru#mtalking:

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Yes. :marseygigachad: Want to make games with ugly foids? Create new IPs.

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Go the Fukomoto (Kaiji) route and don't have any women in them - at all. :marseyindignant:

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>women are unnecessary in the gambling world

HOLY BASED

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This is completely r-slurred but it will make all the right people extremely mad so :taythumbsup:

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Elon is happy that NASA is full of DEI hires. It makes his space business seem 1000x better in comparison.

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He doesn't need a bunch of nasastrags to go to mars. He needs a bunch of skinny dudes with no girlfriends


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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how old are you john Cusac?

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I think he has. Isn't spaceX being harassed by the justice department for the flimsy reason of not hiring non-citizens?

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>Kills the art

lol, even lmao.

Corpo slop back than was also mindless shit with boobies stapled instead of uggos

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Yeah I think it's so weird when you come back to old AAA games and realize you can pretty much divide them by era depending on which weird anti-features they insist on.

Oh, this's a game from the QTE Era,

This's the game from the 'turret minigame' era.

Oh, this one's from the escort mission era.

And so on and on.

One thing I've got to say is that they do lack the weird sense of ironic enjoyment games nowadays have, they're very genuine about their oftentimes formulaic stories and don't really have weird airs about themselves.

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>'turret minigame' era

I was having a great time with The Incredibles on PS2 and then this shit shows up :ragestrangle:

Don't forget the "crap minigames" era :lolface:

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I don't even understand why these eras were even a thing in the first place.

Like just why? To pad out the game or something?

I think all these eras are basically 'crap minigame' eras though.

Crap stealth section minigame era, crap puzzle era, obscenely long cutscene era...

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Autism capital lmao

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