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https://old.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1g8w9jh/assassins_creed_shadows_early_access_cancelled_by/

even normoids comment on this

https://old.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1g8w9jh/assassins_creed_shadows_early_access_cancelled_by/lt1jec6/?context=8

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All the comments saying that it's possible to have sincere criticisms of mass produced crap are jannied. Hope the sanitation engineers are being compensated for their vigilance :taylaugh:

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The number of people in the thread saying, "I don't even care if it's going to be bad, I'm still gonna play it!" make me truly realize why video games are in as sad of a state as they are.

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These people will b-word about how microtransations are ruining gaming and then they turn around and buy season passes for OW or whatever.

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How can it be bad? It's assassins creed, you can't frick it up

@Grue say this as a feminist ally

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Have you not seen an AC game made in the last 10 years..? There's been way more terrible games in the series than good ones.

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>October 29th 2013

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@Grue say this as a feminist ally

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Unironically a tiny bit better than delusional rabid defenders.

Football Manager peaked this year in that regard, when they didn't release a single screenshot or a video 2 weeks before supposed release and everyone who pointed out the game was definitely not finished was a hater. Game got pushed back 6 months to March, of course :marseyxd:

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Ubisoft just wasn't built for BBC

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:#marseysike:

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Once again, as I do in every thread :marseystitch: about Ubislop, can I remind you that Ghost :marseyspirit: of Tsushima exists.

https://media.tenor.com/6bcMWhflSFEAAAAx/ghost-of-tsushima-cat.webp

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You can pet kittens in Tsushima?

10/10 game

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Ya but you can't play as a chocolate :marseyhank: human :marseycatbert2: fleshlight for some rich lord but the story :marseyslime: was twisted :marseybdtf: into him being a respected badass.

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or if you arent a little baby just go play sekiro instead its way more historically accurate

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17296107948408115.webp

TRVTH NVKE

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Ghost of tsushima's combat is better.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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what you dont like switching between mashing l1 and then hitting r1 and hoping you dont die because you quit mashing l1?

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my favourite part of sekiro is all the cool gadgets and special super moves you can find and unlock, every single one of which gets you killed if you try to use it because you stopped pushing l1 to do a five second animation for your super move that does no damage

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:marseydisagree: I would go play the Documentary Game "Nioh 2" if I wanted good combat.

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is a good game but i dislike how they included so many fantasy characters and removed the cool guy from nioh 1

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I played ghost of Tsushima and at first I was like "cool red dead redemption set in feudal japan" but after sinking maybe 15-20 hours I realized it's a very shallow game with no interesting characters or story and all the quests are either simple fetch quests or "go kill all the enemies in the fort." And the combat is really boring and one note.

I really don't understand the appeal or acclaim I'm assuming the fan base is all weebs who just guzzle any nipslop that comes down the pipe.

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>no interesting characters or story and all the quests are either simple fetch quests or "go kill all the enemies in the fort."

But that's exactly what RDR is

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But you can pet kittens

Trans Furry lives matter

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Alt-right Jordan Peterson propaganda!

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Might as well cut the losses and redo the whole thing, but isn't r-slurred this time.

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Butt creed games are only good when you pick them up for $10 dollars or less a couple of years after they release.

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This is true of all ubislop. They're formulaic but the formula can be fun once in a while, I would just never pay full price for it.

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Odyssey was kino

Black Flag also fun

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@J liked the parting glass music in the cutscene @J saw

Trans Furry lives matter

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there are two equal funny things happening not matter what the truth is which is incredible dramapositive as we can apreciate two rights:

>a. chuds believe their sorry protest against a Black man in their videogame has anything to do with this game being postponed. it's a normie world and they dgaf about playing as a Black man

>b. chuds killed this game because it contained a Black man. This makes the Asians / whites complaining even more fragile. pretend to be the maintainers of Western culture but in reality ythey just play wasd platformers on their PC

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much like your other comments, there isn't a whole lot of funny in either of the examples listed :marseysigh:

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what do yo umean "my other comments"?

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It is 100% a non-story, BUT, it's hilarious to watch Ubisoft sink this low to begin with.

I can't wait to see the documentaries come out for this shitheap and all the horror stories they'll tell.

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It's coming out on Black history month and you're all illiterate bigots if you don't buy it :marseyindignantturn:

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Ubisoft must have finally learned that the extra 30 bucks per purchase wasn't worth having word of mouth completely crush your game's hype before it even reached release day.


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Can you frogs just fricking release it already? :youwhathaveyoudone: Stop making it less funny. :ragestrangle:

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Boys are too busy pwning noobs online to read books any more.

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