https://x.com/Grummz/status/1851665635513950434
The WORST SCENE in DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD just dropped.
— Grummz (@Grummz) October 30, 2024
You can never apologize enough, and you have to do it in JUST the right way, Dragon Age lectures.
Dragon Age Veilguard lectures you on the right way to apologize for misgendering someone, and it is as cringe, long and… pic.twitter.com/oT5KxwcmAt
Kotaku in action is taking it rationally.
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G*mers deserve this and more
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G*mers should be given to ukrain to be used as meat wave attack
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There are countless scenes like this by the way. It seems to be a primary theme of the game.
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What the frick how is this real?
Oh my god it keeps going
Is there really 26 minutes of
talk?
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The game director is a
, why wouldn't there be?
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God I hate
so much. Also why does she live with her mom when she's supposed to be a part of this badass dragon slaying group?
How can you be such a pathetic person IRL that you write a fantasy character that is just as pathetic.
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I love when video games browbeat me with current day politics.
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Me too. I dont have to pay prostitute to humilate me.
And when i want another go. I just announce i like said game
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I thought this was a space sim with Christian values.
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This is just funny lmao. It's like a 17 year old girl wrote this game.
It's almost as pathetic as the KiA-cels sneeding over it.
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You just know his hard drive is iligal to possess
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Holy shit imagine how many women he's r*ped
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IRL shadiversity novel protagonist
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Shad never r*ped anyone, he runs out of breath standing.
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New Chuck Wendig just dropped
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its much worse
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n-noooooooo my terminally online
shiddingfarding is totally different 
and dignified 
!nonchuds !dramatards !r-slurs hard to believe
I thought 
he was dumb less often back when he was just a gimmick spammer
@Grue stand with Israel
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No, there is nothing more pathetic that the whiny cute twinks from KiA, crying that bad video games are going to cause the downfall of the country. Keep yourself safe asap.
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If by 17 year old girl you mean rgirlg*mers userbase
Who are not 17
And definitely not girls
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That push up animation. The elbow.
Retvrn to moid autism
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Animations im general looks shit in my opinon. They look bad arent fluid. They look like robots. There is something off with them. Its like they need to process everything. Part of it is other characters. It looks like one talking is moving and everyone else is frozen. Or they move one at time. That mass effect game had same thing going.
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That definitely didn't look good, I just loved how r-slurred it was that you could spend 15 minutes doing fake pull ups, and I think it's less r-slurred than the DA clip.
People are admittedly jerking it a little too much about older Bioware graphics, even if some of the mocap from 10 years ago looks a tiny bit better in some ways than whatever AI Botox shit is going on in veilguard.
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Animations are way better in mass effect 3. DAI animations are really good. Other then horse stuff. Mass effect whatever had probably worst animations in AAA game.
What i dont get is artstyle. Its cartoon style but looks like shit. Body portions are off. Pair it with bad animations and it looks really bad.
Old games didnt have best animations. But people making it were smart. Like pullup scene. They dont show it. Becouse animation would look like shit. There is lot of moments like that.
Now they just show bad animation.
But even regular animation is more fluid and alive. Characters dont look like robots.
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Videogames've had weird and stilted animations for years at this point, though. I can't think of a recent release where you can't tell that a character's movements aren't just canned animations.
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Gotta pump more dollars into models though, we still can't see the peach fuzz on Lara's upper lip!!!
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For such a traumatic insult, the fivehead just sits there completely expressionless, barely moving or emoting, the only focus point the giant stupid head
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Meanwhile Vega is finishing his workout and giving Shepard real bro encouragement, building him up, instead of using shame and punishment as a normal act of friendship.
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what the frick is this hahahahaha
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Who are video games even for anymore?
And why do all the characters in this game have that unrealistic obese non-Euclidean shape where they are fat but unlike an actual fat person where the grotesque folds Michelin tire around their body disgustingly they are smoothed out concavely? Is it because the devs are fat women with dyed hair?
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The studio is infested with
s and they literally cannot help themselves.
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Inquisition cultivated a very specific audience and I'm honestly not sure if it was intended or not. But it seems at least as far as the writing goes in this one, they're going all in on that audience.
Saints Row suffered massively trying to do this but the SR audience did not have a predilection for these politics. Dragon Age does so as long as its gameplay is fun, and it doesn't have glaring technical issue, they might pull this off.
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God please let BioWare die. It's like watching someone use your beloved meemaw's corpse as a skin suit.
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I admit Inquisition was special. You saw openly tumblar fanfic crowd hyping it up. I saw girls on dating sites hyping it up kinda semi sexual and semi dating simulator way.
I have been looking at X little bit. This game also seems to have same kinda effect.
But even more sexual. When everything i have seen of this game. It looks less sexual. It looks and sounds like childrens game and it dosent have same sexual energy bg3 had. Yet there is very horny female audience for this.
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Who's getting horny for a sexy Indian duderess (sexy Indian duderx?) whose hat doesn't fall off when she starts doing pushups for absolutely no fricking reason?
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She's doing it to atone for her sin of misgendering
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'Inquisition cultivated a very specific audience and I'm honestly not sure if it was intended or not'
It was intended my brotha even shit like romance choices
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Games are for cosmopolitan chronically online people who cry when you take them to forest. Made by those same people
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What is this Reddit the fantasy game
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Pulling a bard???
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Beating your spouse and
ing out?
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Bardfinn
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
newest bardfriend is SneedmansLostForeskin at 03:08 on 27-10-2024
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Le bacon narwhals at midnight fellow dramittor
@Grue stand with israel
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Badrfinn DVs at midnight
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@Grue stand with israel
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Best friend is BardWatch with 1544 mentions
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beyond parody
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I can't wait for the compilations of this shit after release. Absolutely bussyboggling.
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Don't give a shit, I'm fishing
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you WILL accept queer fishes.
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Rdrama has been very open about having a gay fish on staff
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im maining murky in gold league, ruining games for all 9 other players
@aqouta
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All non binary people need to die.
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Oops my gender identity switch got stuck in the middle
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Truth
is fun
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even George Floyd?
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What the frick is wrong with you?
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We all die one day. Only some of us live first. If you don't at least try too outlive @Grue I'll make fun of you're tiny peepee
@Grue stand with Israel
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My peepee is average
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everyone who plays this game will die
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I played the first dragon age when it came out on Xbox 360. Was pretty fun but I didn't finish it.
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That what she said
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@X stand with israel
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this looks like bad hentai of a chosen people Faust striking a deal with Transhistopheles
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lol that chick has an absolute BEAK
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Roman nose lookin FINE
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Makes no goddarn sense. Her voice actress is super cute.
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The people who wrote this have written so many blog posts with "and that's okay" in the titles.
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It's impressive that everything I grew up with fell off hard. Movies, shows, games, friend groups 😒 ...literally a divine intervention to get me to focus on productive and important things. #blessed
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If rdrama ever goes offline I will be most productive man on earth, but miserable
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These are the people that want you to think
leftists are the ones that have simplistic worldviews
@Grue stand with Israel
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it just keeps going on and on.
It's a cringe singularity with awful looking people and even worse dialog. If people support this game then the industry should fail and die.
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This is Mavis
Snapshots:
https://x.com/Grummz/status/1851665635513950434:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1gfr742/grummz_dragon_age_veilguard_lectures_you_on_the/:
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She's a vampire with a wide caboose that likes white guys
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Kill video games. Behead video games. Push pregnant black video games down the stairs. Judo-kick video games into a wood chipper. Dissect video games. Eat video games. Electrocute video games. Stir fry video games in a wok.
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Don't know where to put it this seems the place
GCJ really angry about 'women like to play as sexy characters' study and destroys it as it's has limited number of women questioned, all from the same uni and all uni students'
But when they used similar questionable studies to claim that trans g*mers are being attacked or that women are 51 percent of g*mers, then it was fine to as even less people
https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1gfy6ed/its_over_guys_the_coomers_were_right_all_along/
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GCJ was funny back when they didn't suck companies off and did things like pose with nintendo switches while having their nutsacks out
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Isnt there like end of world happening in that game?
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There's a point in the game where they all gather around a table and say they can't focus on saving the world because their personal problems are getting in the way, so they should put saving the world aside to do that instead. Its meant as a reminder that "this is a Bioware game, go do the companion quests" but its such a fricking r-slurred means of conveying that message that undermines the stakes like everything else does.
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S*x!
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OK, I'll play it if they add multiplayer and I can Barve all over other players I guess
Can you Barve in Overwatch or one of those? Just run up to people and do push ups at them like you're apologizing for them being non-binary?
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Nonbinary Sean Connery voice mocap thing-creature gives needless backstory on the herstory of the stunning and/or brave appearance of legendary gender nonconforming figures from ages past both clothed and unclothed right after performing the time honored tradition of apology-by-pushup routine.
All this fanfiction sloppa writing and still a less gripping story than "The Master Chief shoots aliens: Part 3"
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LOL Chuds.
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