Further Events in Night City

Got out the city for a bit and met Panem Parker who is, apparently, the most popular relationship choice in the game. I thought she was a bad tempered c*nt tbh.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736606549UfU-CQaDfcZ4fg.webp

Panem sounds vaguely Spanish and, seeing as she's a bad tempered and belligerent b-word, I kinda assumed she was. However the other female love interest, Judy, is Latinx (and a lesbian but we'll get to that) so I don't think they'd make both foid romance options walljumpers. The adventures I had with Panem mostly revolved around her losing her temper and doing something impulsively stupid in a Road Warrior-esque desert setting. You do, to be fair, always have the option to call her out- unlike in Horizon Forbidden West. In that game Aloy behaves atrociously to everyone- not just men (because I've seen Chud ID-polers try to argue that... she's remarkably nice to the three guys trying to rebuild Las Vegas [best part of the game] and is awful to Beta, her clone sister)- and nobody's allowed to say anything.

Anyway, Keanu (my imaginary friend) sat in the back during one of our long trips thru the desert and made inciteful comments:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736606550vLVpZCRo0uqSMQ.webp

Our adventures brought us into conflict with a group of desert nomads called the Shivs or something. I set off a moonshine canister right next to one during a gunfight and when I came back later I found this strangely bloodless torso which I found quite macabre:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17366065517HAtZ-dzfOo3Tw.webp

Tried it on with Panem but got shot down cos she doesn't drink from the furry cup- I'm a foid, remember. Apparently this confused and upset the alphabet people who are used to what is called "player-sexual" relationships. The gold standard of this is Baldur's Gate 3. I think this is a bad thing because it doesn't acknowledge respecting all kinds consent, and also because I hate the kinds of degenerates I have to share my hobby with. Yes, that means you.

Back in the city, I ran into a taxi with the voice of GLADOs from Portal and she trashed my Porche.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17366065509EC5t8opr5oECw.webp

Some chick killed herself in a bathtub but I wasn't sure who she was- had to look it up and it was the chick who sent me on this mission at the beginning.

I should probably pay more attention to the story.

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>Apparently this confused and upset the alphabet people who are used to what is called "player-sexual" relationships

Wasn't there drama over a mod making every character dateable cause former lesbians would date men?

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If I recall correctly, a mod was removed from steam workshop or nexus mods or somewhere which made lesbian Judy...

https://media.tenor.com/ypfeONZMgBUAAAAx/judy-cyberpunk.webp

...romanceable by men.

HOWEVER the mod which made heterosexual Panem...

https://media.tenor.com/wYLZEi7y5S4AAAAx/cp2077-cyber-punk.webp

...romanceable by women was left up.

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