Further Events in Night City

Got out the city for a bit and met Panem Parker who is, apparently, the most popular relationship choice in the game. I thought she was a bad tempered c*nt tbh.

Panem sounds vaguely Spanish and, seeing as she's a bad tempered and belligerent b-word, I kinda assumed she was. However the other female love interest, Judy, is Latinx (and a lesbian but we'll get to that) so I don't think they'd make both foid romance options walljumpers. The adventures I had with Panem mostly revolved around her losing her temper and doing something impulsively stupid in a Road Warrior-esque desert setting. You do, to be fair, always have the option to call her out- unlike in Horizon Forbidden West. In that game Aloy behaves atrociously to everyone- not just men (because I've seen Chud ID-polers try to argue that... she's remarkably nice to the three guys trying to rebuild Las Vegas [best part of the game] and is awful to Beta, her clone sister)- and nobody's allowed to say anything.

Anyway, Keanu (my imaginary friend) sat in the back during one of our long trips thru the desert and made inciteful comments:

Our adventures brought us into conflict with a group of desert nomads called the Shivs or something. I set off a moonshine canister right next to one during a gunfight and when I came back later I found this strangely bloodless torso which I found quite macabre:

Tried it on with Panem but got shot down cos she doesn't drink from the furry cup- I'm a foid, remember. Apparently this confused and upset the alphabet people who are used to what is called "player-sexual" relationships. The gold standard of this is Baldur's Gate 3. I think this is a bad thing because it doesn't acknowledge respecting all kinds consent, and also because I hate the kinds of degenerates I have to share my hobby with. Yes, that means you.

Back in the city, I ran into a taxi with the voice of GLADOs from Portal and she trashed my Porche.

Some chick killed herself in a bathtub but I wasn't sure who she was- had to look it up and it was the chick who sent me on this mission at the beginning.

I should probably pay more attention to the story.