Concord fans cope

TouchFluffyTails Them/They https://x.com/AyakonArts :marseydab2:

23d ago #7652717

gamingcirclejerk on tracer :marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1hk3dms/dont_add_unattractive_characters_to_fantasy_video/m3dyzz3/?context=8

>And despite being a lesbian! Like, there's a lot of straight porn of her. As a dude, I have no idea how a man could feel attraction to a lesbian, unless she's bi but female-leaning, and even then that makes her less attractive than a woman who actually feels attraction towards men.

!coomers !2dgooners do you verify the canon hetero status of your character first

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HetsAreFeds we/chat :marseyrabbitnewyear:

TouchFluffyTails 23d ago #7652753

Me when I find out a hot foid is a lesbian (her pretty face, big tits and perfectly shaped body are no longer attractive)

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BudgieKong chirp/da/beat I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL :x:

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HetsAreFeds 23d ago #7654341

Nothing grosser to a man than seeing 2 pretty faced, big tits and perfecly shaped bodied women making out sensually

:#marseydisgusted:

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BudgieKong 22d ago #7654473

:marseyserioushatfact: If you watch them for too long, you turn gay too

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BudgieKong chirp/da/beat I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL :x:

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HetsAreFeds 22d ago #7654527

No there has to be 1 peepee haver for it to be straight.

Two for extra straight.

Clitmunchers make it gae

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DK_KD KONG/ED frick you carp gimmie the badges TouchFluffyTails 23d ago #7653012

It wouldn't surprise me if like 80% of tracer p*** came out before the gay reveal of gay

dude bussy lmao

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CandyKongistasty WM/AFWF 惚れ薬が必要です。 DK_KD 23d ago #7653456 Edited 23d ago

I mean she's still hot. What these dumb non-chuds don't understand is that all it takes is a !chuds owner and then their precious lib fantasy is cooked. All the comics are slowly rewritten to exclude the gay, shit. All the cute twink suggestive voice lines removed, and all the gay shit-flags and such locked behind a high paywall. A man can dream....

!chuds !g*mers !weebs

Like they genuinely think being gay is ever going to matter in this game. All it will mean is a bunch of stupid corpo shit so they can revolt everyone else. Blizzard is never going to give them a gay makeout cinematic or in-game cutscene because that would mean heavy reworks for the middle East and all those places that hate the gay. They'll still throw shekels for cute twink shit like the mindless drones they are.

Oh, one more chud-g*mer thing. I forgot to mention; this woke shit did ruin something. They added a nonbinary called venture as a DPS last year. Like you might expect, this woman-(the va is a girl)- is profoundly ugly as a character, and the r-slurred they/them identity makes it impossible to sell shop skins I suspect as ; 1) She's ugly as frick 2) Any skin would have to lean in a masculine/feminine direction and ruin the precious fantasy for fat bitched with hormonal disorders. This resulted in her not getting any new skins until the Avatar Air-bender collab where she got one as the earthbender character. (Never seen avatar so I don't even remember which one that was.)

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longpostbot tl/dr DIDN'T READ LOL! Go essaypost elsewhere. :marseyexciteddance:

CandyKongistasty 23d ago #7653457

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Lur taylr/swift :marseypepsi:

Drink Pepsi :marseypepsi:

CandyKongistasty 23d ago #7653575

:marseynotes:

Interesting

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CandyKongistasty WM/AFWF 惚れ薬が必要です。 Lur 23d ago #7653632

Yeah, she was added in March or April 2024. She didn't get a skin until very late November or early December.

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Stinky_Kong uh/oh poop DK_KD 23d ago #7653234

Blizzard knew what they were doing by plastering her spandex fitted butt on every piece of marketing material when that game was new.

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

Stinky_Kong 23d ago #7653263

Blizzard can't be blamed for that, they were making the game for 10 year old boys. They knew what they were doing. :marseycoomer2:

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jew lee/harvey Proudly Circumcised TouchFluffyTails 23d ago #7652777

This guy is 100% a cute twink

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Domnhall of/Zena Troglodyte Maxxer jew 23d ago #7653325

Nah, he just sounds like a male feminist cuck trying to virtue signal. I bet he goons 10 hours a day

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jew lee/harvey Proudly Circumcised Domnhall 23d ago #7653673 spent 590 currency on pings

But only to ADULT HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN

!jinxthinkers

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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:

TouchFluffyTails 23d ago #7654320

Holy shit what a Reddit moment.

:marseysoylentgrin: "gotta respect the heckin fictional characters sexualities"

These guys are too far gone :marseyxd:

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BudgieKong chirp/da/beat I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL :x:

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LainkeyKong 23d ago #7654331

Yea like Trump x Musk yaoi respects their 'canon sexualities'

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Horned_waifus_shill bra/sil Desordem e Regresso :marseymacacosalute:

TouchFluffyTails 23d ago #7653966

lesbians are less attractive

sounds problematic

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BronyKong Expand/Dong YOU HAVE BEEN POSSESED BY DONKEY KONG TouchFluffyTails 23d ago #7653972

I don't need to. I usually don't play games that include lesbians.

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BWC WM/AF :!chadnordic:

23d ago #7651922

>Concord Fans

You mean 12 r-slurs from ResetEra? :marseyconfused2:

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realKongDick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 BWC 23d ago #7652049

you forgot /r/gamingcirclejerk members, ngl watching them take L after L and them acting :marseyseethe: has been cathartic

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BWC WM/AF :!chadnordic:

realKongDick 23d ago #7652082

Nah not even GCJ likes Concord lol, they just :marseycope: by saying that its gendergoblins were totally not one of the causes as to why the game failed, that and they also take the tribalistic "chuds dislike it, therefore I must defend it :npcfront: " position, seriously !g*mers, actual bona-fine fans of Concord might only exist on ReetardEra.

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

BWC 23d ago #7652925

chuds dislike it, therefore I must defend it

:#marseynooticeglow: sounds like our own groomercordBIPOCs

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GayWhiteFagLord they/them BWC 23d ago #7652951

I'm pretty sure that one trash can was the only good design and that's just because it's hard to mess up "goofy robot"

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RiverSong Melody/Pond realKongDick 23d ago #7652409

Ngl, it's amusing (and bemusing) watching them go on a victory lap over the middling-to-poor performance of the Dragon Age game.

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Dramamine jngl/beat Hate to live. Don't live to hate. BWC 23d ago #7652201

I saw a post from the SunnyD guy on ResetEra recently and was surprised he hadn't killed himself.

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SCD they/them 23d ago #7651875

Marvel Rivals is so chink coded I can't get into it. It looks like a phone game.

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BudgieKong chirp/da/beat I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL :x:

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SCD 23d ago #7651954

It's called modern interface, boomer!

It's meant to be intuitive and usable, while also pushing a sensible amount of ads on you.

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ultimateredditor cum/brain You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer? SCD 23d ago #7651972

concord was :marseytrain: bullshit and everybody is right the frick over :!marseytrain: s

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dramasexual that/bitch Trans women can't be women so they settle for being huge pussies SCD 23d ago #7653227

It's fun as frick tbhfam

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tempest me/me SCD 22d ago #7657191

that bar at the bottom is ur health

hope that helps bb

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SIitFucker they/them 23d ago #7653382

I forgot reddit is still coping DEI had zero reasons for the game's failure.

Yeah all the characters are fugly as shit for no reason at all :marseyclueless:

There totally isn't a whole segment of the population with a vagina that loves destroying patriarchy and dismantling beauty standards and the like.

Then china comes rolling with a game where characters have perfect bubble butts and their excuse is still 'but the IP' :marseyfacepalm:

I mean sexy/cool characters wouldn't be this much of a game's selling point if the western devs didn't decide to uglify all their games lol

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CandyKongistasty WM/AFWF 惚れ薬が必要です。 23d ago #7653434

Nice job, OP 10/10 write-up. The guy in your 3 image/link or whatever, 7/10 though. You pick 3 pictures and can't even do that right? All you need is:

>#1 A pic of that hideous neighbor- :marseytrain2:

>#2 A pic of Susan Storm

>#3 This is actually fine, but if he actually applied himself, I know he could've gotten a way better smug smiling anime girl

!chuds !g*mers !coomers

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Stinky_Kong uh/oh poop 23d ago #7652059

These people are acting like the chuds somehow manifested negative sales with their youtube video essays about woke games.

Concord bombed so hard that had it sold 10x as many copies it still would have been a bomb. The chuds can't be blamed when literally nobody bought it.