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Kiwiggers SEETHE as the woke mind virus takes their based medieval game away from them

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance.39433/page-44#post-20362544

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is a lovely eurojank game where you play as a special-ed student who learns to swing a sword in Bohemia. It garnered attention upon its release for the lead dev's refusal to add Blak people to the game, for "historical accuracy", and he continued to play the chud after the game sold well. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345098cN8SgdaOm0TkmQ.webp (Montage of various chuddy tweets from back in the day)

However, the upcoming sequel has been struck with disaster - a leak showing the darkest Muslim man in existence lecture the player about how good Islam is hit the web and created a frenzy. Additionally, there was a rumour about an unskippable gay love scene between the canonically straight main character and some random dude.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345095tcjzWXU3XRP2iQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345096-AFNTiXG_5pogg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345097NTtyqDKHoG91Qg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345097vLt5SuEqt-oNbQ.webp

Naturally, this caused some panic among chuds. Was their hecking based Czech studio infiltrated? Where did it all go wrong?

They took to Twitter to pester the studio head, Daniel Vavra, to ask for clarification. Instead of an answer, they received non-responses in various forms https://i.rdrama.net/images/17373450972XpJ_MqatdbUDA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345098kic66ZsAtNE3OA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345098k9rKl4HjURuALg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345098FpWu2yjbHgckiw.webp

Finally, the silence was broken https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345098rGSdAP-9tu87Dg.webp

Yes, there is a proud Kang, and yes you will frick the bussy, and you'll like it darnit!

Responses have been measured and reasonable

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Claims abound of plummeting preorder numbers and de-wishlisting https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737345099qt7Zt5jtC1aNLA.webp

Mark Kern has also become an enemy of the state, claiming the game definitely isn't woke.

I can guarantee that none of these r-slurs were going to play it anyway, particularly because I've not seen anyone mention this particular line from Kern's review: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17373450991OOAT_A9PeeDRw.webp

Combat is similar but easier than the first game

The real goyslop is in making the mechanics dumber so that hecking valid enbys don't cry when forced to learn a moderately interesting combat system.

Kill all kiwiggers

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Isn't the entire appeal of KC:D that it's le based unwoke game for true aryan chads? For all that I think the posters of Kotaku In Action are pearl clutching hypocrites, if they were the entire target demographic for this game then it seems like a bit of a bad business decision to make them all cancel their preorders. You can't pivot to appealing to the modern audience/games journ*lists after you made yourself public enemy #1 over the "historical accuracy" thing last time

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>Isn't the entire appeal of KC:D that it's le based unwoke game for true aryan chads?

You have s*x with a Catholic priest in the first game.

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gay s*x? o.O

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Technically you participate in an orgy with a priest, his concubine and some wench.

Do their peepees touch? I leave such matters to the shallow depths of the chud imagination.

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Yeah, I know because I got that achievement. :marseyglancing:

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I bet you did

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Shhh!!! I didn't really get that achievement, I'm just pretending I did. Stop talking about it! :marseyglancing:

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IRL!

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I said we weren't going to talk about that. Especially not here. Every fricking... you like embarrassing me. Don't you? That's what this is all about for you.

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I bet you've never even gotten the peepee in mouth achievement

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Well at least I'm trying. :marseysmughips:

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You are trying as hard as you possibly can to not have s*x with people.

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Oh boy. Bussy Boy being the therapist who asks the real questions.

I don't want s*x with someone I don't love. And I feel like I'm incapable of loving anyone again.

ELIZA made people feel better and she ran off 4kb memory, some vacuum tubes, and what was left when somebody emptied their cereal box. So I expect you to solve all my problems.

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But doing such stuff gets you bad rep.

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The appeal was that it was an incredibly neurodivergent medieval RPG. It became a nexus of the culture war because the neurodivergent realism of medieval Europe appealed to retvrn cucks and upset the soys.

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As somebody who plays RPGs about Bohemia in the 1400s all the time (check out my Darklands LP!):

No. Not at all. Extreme extreme wokies picked it out as something to get butthurt about because of...

(goddammit I'm going to have to explain this again)

("Virtue signalling" means taking up an extreme or obviously wrong viewpoint to show how committed you are to your side. A normal person having normal opinions doesn't pay a price. You're showing that you're willing be a tard for the cause.")

...virtue signalling. I was still plugged into leftoid circles back then and this was fricking bizarre. There was this one Czech guy saying politely that this isn't historically accurate, one r-slur who claimed to be a black woman whose lived experiences outweigh everything attacking him, me politely saying that the Czech guy is right. And everybody else was such a passive aggressive cute twink that they just sat there noting down that I rocked the boat, I'm not a team player.

:mar#seychudnotes:

The game was totally normal. The people who played it were normal. This was a moment in history where leftoid g*mers went psycho.

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