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Civilization 7 reviews are here

https://www.metacritic.com/game/sid-meiers-civilization-vii/

Guardian gave it 100/100 we can throw that review in garbage can

Author of the review made a whole big butt article where he bitching about cutscene

https://www.theguardian.com/games/article/2024/jul/23/press-x-to-skip-its-time-we-retired-the-video-game-cutscene

Any one who played video games know a cutscene is better than an in-game cute scene where you can control your character because those are unskippable.

Mote bs reviewers and here it comes

https://n4g.com/news/2652490/civilization-7-review-ign#comments

IGN 7/10 basically the lowest score they could give

https://www.eurog*mer.net/civilization-7-review

Eurogaymers 4/10

So the game ain't that good.

Game probably will be in decent state after like 5 years and 100 paid dlc's

Sad but I guess only monster hunter and yakuza pirates for me in February and then in March butt shadow, atelier yumia, dead or alive prism

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civ series peaked right here

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Cool opening, African language sounds better for civilization openings since it has something primitive in it. When the opening is Latin it sound like very civilised, complex and intellectually like it's 2025 we ain't some kind of fine intellectuals we listening to simple garbage

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Zigger you wouldn't know what civilization was if it was repeatedly ramming your prostate.

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Would been better if you were gatekeeper of that fast food of music you call K-pop and didn't let it out to the outside world

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I don't even like K-pop, dipshit. This is the kind of thing that I sing along to with ajummas:

Unironically I went to my neighbor and I didn't complain she was being too loud on this song. I came to do a duet with her.

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How are asian women so pretty :marseyweeping:

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Relentless fat shaming

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Historically just because something is ramming your prostate it doesn't mean you know what or who it is.

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That's not African, it's gibberish made up by an Asian man sung by a black gospel choir.

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It's the lord's prayer in Swahili lol. It's not gibberish.

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>It's not gibberish it's Swahili

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I also got the black gospel choir wrong. It's apparently originally (and in game) sung by a Stanford acappella group :marseyemojilaugh:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yetu

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Just the way I like African

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BAN THIS CHUD

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Here a more recent song of singer of that civilization opening.

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Future archaeologists and historians measuring the decline of our civilization through the decline of Civilization.

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A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king.

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Beep… beep… beep

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DRAMA: Dude Bussy LMAO - William Shakespeare

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:#marseykys2:

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Man, even for MIDI that music is turds.

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The only video game OST to win a Grammy.

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