Would I be a :marseysoyswitch: if I bought a Couchmaster to play games on a Steam Deck + TV?

I want one so I can play Uboat https://store.steampowered.com/app/494840/UBOAT/ the xbox controller keyboard mapping is confusing :lemindblown:

about $150-200 https://us.nerdytec.com/products/couchmaster-cycon2

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739156571mZmLpk3zk2c0KA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739156859FiogarWiHm5fBg.webp

I feel like it's crossing into some new nerd realm :marseynerd2:

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crossing into some new nerd realm

No! Look at that picture. What do you see? That chick totally digs her couchmaster playing with his couchmaster! :horny:

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need a VR gf to go with my couchmaster PERIODT

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You show her your couchmaster and she'll let you be her crotchmaster :marseyboink:

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Is the young lady included? :#marseynerd3:

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yes but if you read carefully

The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.

so you'll get a :#marseychtorrr2:

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:#marseybootscoot: :#marseycertifiedangus:

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Who cares what neighbors think? A :marseysoyswitch: is going to be one regardless if xe owns this thing or not. Looks easy to make yourself tbh.

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Looks like a high chair but fortunately decent human beens let people enjoy things :)

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If I saw that shit in my friend's house I would bully them for it until they become the noosemaster, it looks ridiculous :marseylaughpoundfist:

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I bought something similar from corsair I think like 10 years ago and it was more like a lap thing that still needed to be tethered with usb and power cables to a pc or something and it was awkward

So this design would only work if its wireless for everything.

>For UBOAT

Honestly a firm mouse pad and a wireless mouse is fine and just get a firm wireless keyboard to go with it. Uboat is not that input intensive that you need this giant 200$ foam around you like that.

Love me Uboat.

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idk, i played like hundreds of hours eith a mouse keboard setup with it just in my lap. Just get some noce throw pillows. That shit makrs you look like a fricking wierdo b-word as frick soy beta cuck

https://media.tenor.com/I1iHghpQLCUAAAAx/i%27m-just-being-honest-jackie-christie.webp

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Playing games with a keyboard/mouse from a couch fricking sucks.

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omg! UBOAT rules

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739165361DCQYJt58iOqPIQ.webp that's awesome and I need one

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Save some money: get a lap desk, wireless keyboard, and wireless trackball mouse

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Just buy a steam controller, you cute twink. You don't need a fricking keyboard

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I have a steam controller from a decade ago and it's annoying af to use in anything, Xbox is just more broadly compatible. great concept tho

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Xbox is better for any game actually built for controllers, the steam controller is better for more mouse-heavy games, such as CIV, EU4, Turing Complete, etc. Those sorts of games are awful with traditional controllers. I just wish valve makes a SC2 based on the new Steam Deck layout. The Steam Deck is the best god-darn controller I've ever used, it bridges this gap allowing me to both play traditional controller oriented games and mouse-heavy games all the same.

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I house :marseykiwivampire: sit every so often and setup my rig on the table :marseyscaredearthquake: in front :marseyviewerstare: of the couch :marseywatchingtv: so the dog can sit with me. This thing would :marseymid: be excellent :marseycertified: but I'm kinda ghetto and neighborlicious and just use a wood board :marseyrdramahistorianschizo: on my legs with pillows under :marseyhole: my arms.

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We're in the middle of a pendulum swingback rn so the nerdytec Couchmaster Cycon^2 is not only not soi, it's become Chad

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How good is UBOAT 1 to 10? Is it immersive?

Also you run it on steamdeck? The page says unsupported.

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@Sexy Indian dudeOneal UPBOATS but no answers about UBOAT :derpwhy:

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I only got through beginning and rage quit cuz of Xbox controller

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Yes, but go for it if you'd actually get use out of it.

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A lapboard is probably sufficient. I bought a Corsair K63 with the lapboard attachment at the start of the pandemic and it's been ok, and it was cheaper than this. You could probably get a decent one for way cheaper without a kb if you already have one you like.

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