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The "Losing Weight is Impossible" Starter Pack. | r/starterpacks
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i'm sorry but i'm not a fricking rabbit who lives on grass
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Here’s an idea on how to maintain a healthy weight: only eat when you’re hungry and stop eating when you’re full.
Darn, I didn’t realize how much I hated fat people till I found this hole.
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I bought (stole) a bag of chips and a bunch of jelly coke bottles (my favourite) from the shops yesterday. Feel like a gluttonous pig today for actually eating that shit. Winning.
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It's insane how the same people who sit at home and do nothing but eat, are the same people who want their problems to be somehow be solved by sitting at home doing nothing but eating. You can't come out the rabbit hole the same way ya came in.
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Y'all can't behave'd?
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Ez
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It's good I don't like gambling with real money
!blackjack763
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Snapshots:
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archive.org
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ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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FAT
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Could eat anything you want and still lose weight with a little bit of the blue rabbit.
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I unironically respect people who use drugs to lose weight then people who b-word about muh metabolism
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Bread isn't bad. What with all this bread-phobia???
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Fatties can't control themselves so they have to get rid of all carbs to lose any weight.
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They forgot the part about sitting on you're butt all day, getting 16+ hours of screentime, shouting at people on the internet about how trans lives matter and the only exercise you get being walking too and from the kitchen or bathroom.
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I stopped drinking beer and im down 6lbs in 2 months
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How to lose weight:
Skip Breakfast
Don't keep snacks or liquid calories around the house
I actually lost weight at Uni despite eating fast food daily because I just didn't keep snacks in my dorm.
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How do you get 50 cows in a reddit thread?
You post a weight loss topic
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Do burgers really eat waffles for breakfast?
t. Belgian
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How tf do you think we get so fat. Visited Brussels a few years back btw, was a real smelly shithole. I mean everywhere I went it reeked like diesel smoke, what's up with that.
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A lot of people put these in the toaster before school
I always ate grits before school but my brother always ate the frozen Eggo waffles
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I knew a fat guy growing up that ate 4 at a time lmao aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ye many burgers do but it’s more like a weekend breakfast imo most burger breakfasts usually sweet type cereals n juice or pancakes (easier to make than waffles) with bacon etc or like savory biscuits n eggs n bacon
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huh they rly bringing up thermodynamics 🤦🏾♀️
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Holy shit. I once lost 11 kilos (24lbs) in 3 months when I felt I was too fat for my own good. 15lbs/6kg in almost a year is ridiculous.
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About a pound of week is slow but sustainable weight loss that anyone should be able to maintain long term with a modicum of effort. Depending on how fat this hog is, 15 lbs might literally be them dropping their water weight lmao
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Good, healthy food does take time and effort. But that time and effort could easily be pulled from their daily half days worth of TV, bideogabes, and kvetching on the internet about problems of their own making.
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It doesn't take that much time or effort. It takes like 30 seconds to peel a banana and spread some peanut butter on top, much quicker than waiting for your mcflurry to be delivered
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It's so much cheaper than eating out for every meal too, but these people are lazy sacks of shit
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I never got into sugary breakfasts even as a kid. I think waffles with sugar shit are disgusting. Don't like french toast or cereals or pancakes either, and I was always the only kid like that. lol
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I eat two eggs at 10am with a glass of milk
then I eat a (usually small) lunch around 2-3pm
6-7pm supper
I don't sleep super late I just don't like eating until I've actually worked up an appetite
...do people really wake up hungry?
I used to hate being told "breakfast is the most important meal of the day"
NO GRANDMA I DON"T WANT CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH... pls no SUGARED GRAIN SQUARES AT 8AM WILL MAKE ME FEEL SICK FOR HOURS GRANDMA PLS NO
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Fricking disgusting
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dude waffles are a desert and not a breakfast
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Same I prefer savory breakfast
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Speaking for myself, I'm 10 lbs overweight but I fully acknowledge that this is my own problem to work on and not the fault of society or some mysterious weight-gain demon who harbors a longstanding vendetta against me.
AITA?
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No shit dude, are you trying to be one of the good fatties?
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No, I'm trying to lose weight in a way that doesn't involve lying to myself. I've been doing pretty good at that - lost about 30 lbs so far, but the last 10-15 are really the hardest.
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Well congratulations on being so much better than the rest of us! I'm sure your methods are wayyy more effective than what the rest of us are doing.
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They are, thanks
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Thanks for being so observant!
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You're welcome
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Your welcome? More like, you're an idiot.
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How do you feel about idiots?
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Me using a fat person to create a perpetual motion machine using fat people's magic property of defying thermodynamics
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Super complicated for sure. Let's call calories consumed and expended C and O. If you account for all the unknown factors the formula gets wild, like:
Now i'm terrible at math so I don't know what D represents but fat people are blameless
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Beat me to it.
I don't even know how they know something relatively specific (closed system) while being utterly r-slurred throughout the rest, because there's more than one law and as closed systems mostly encompasses calories out (energy), you just need to add the food to the system to have a real closed system for 1st law.
Though now that I think about it, it's the same blatant science denial than with
s.
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good bot
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They don't actually know what a closed system is that particular line has just been floating around the fatty copeosphere for a while so they're parroting it
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Yeah, probably similar to the "stochastic" idiocy.
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New snappy quote ty
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It would be the greatest achievement in my drama career
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But fr no cap this is 100% accurate.
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Even blacks dont know what it means, just how to use it. Like cars or welfare no cap. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Saving this for later
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I'd tell them all to rope but we know it'd snap first.
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Just like MRI Machines, they just need special rope.
https://samsonrope.com/utility/amsteel
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The chair will break.
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Same joke but I like yours more because I didn't say it.
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How does a diet of coffee, milk, and salty nuts factor in here? I feel fine but I could be dying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Pretty based. Switch to lemon water, string cheese, eggs and nuts.
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What’s the post keto plan afterwards because don’t you gain it right back?
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Why on earth would you stop eating healthy? It's not a diet, it's just what you eat.
The initial weight loss is the elimination of 500 grams of glycogen, stored in about 10 pounds of water. Once it's depleted you piss like a racehorse for a day.
After that is constant fat burn. If you decide to go off keto, but maintain calories, you'll gain back the water weight as you store glycogen.
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Oh I just do it as normal. Some goofballs say it gives you magic powers, I just enjoy not experiencing highs or lows, and it helps you feel fuller longer with less.
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Ketocels stay seething while carbbackloading chads stay winning
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Hol up
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Just for 2 weeks until you dry out and purge your glycogen, then you can get r-slurred with 2 beers
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Did 2 months Keto after Christmas bc I gained 6 lbs I did strict af keto under 20 carbs 1250 cals a day no alcohol n had 2 fricking shots of whiskey that made me puke like I was 9 yrs old stealing grandmas liquor
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Huh I'll have to try this now. I just used MFP to track calories to 1300.
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Best part about keto is it tanks your alcohol tolerance, so you don't even need to fully cut the alcohol out
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Just consume non-caloric GABAergic drugs that emulate the effects of alcohol like GBL if you want something that lasts less time than alcohol, 2M2B if you want alcohol that lasts 8-14 hours, or Phenibut if you want something a little more subtle that lasts all day. All of these are (mostly) legal and you can order them on the clearnet, btw. I don't understand alchies.
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Fascinating.
I imagine not being able to stumble over to a liquor store to buy these is a sufficient filter for most alcoholics though.
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I don't drink but how
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Not sure exactly, but it's a commonly self reported side effect that was definitely noticeable when I was doing keto. My personal theory is being in ketosis probably has a bunch of knock on effects on other metabolic pathways, including processing alcohol, since ketone metabolism and alcohol metabolism both occur in the liver.
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Are ketones poisonous to the liver in the same way as alcohol? Don't want to overdo itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Ketones are actually produced in the liver from fat. It's how your body is able to utilize the energy in your dietary fat and fat stores. When you're sleeping or fasting you burn through free glucose first and then ketosis produces ketones to keep providing energy until you eat next.
The idea behind the keto diet is that by limiting carbs in your diet (target is usually less than like 30g a day) your body enters a continuous state of ketosis. This was initially developed to treat epileptics, since blood glucose is linked to incidence of seizures I believe, but some people have found that it's also good for losing weight, with the theory being that already being in ketosis removes the lag phase between burning your dietary glucose and when ketosis kicks in to start burning your fat stores.
Anecdotally, I lost about 30 lbs by switching to a keto diet for about 4-5 months. The weight loss was due to calorie counting, but I found keto helped stick to the diet because I never felt super hungry once I was in ketosis.
Edit: to answer your actual question because I'm a sperg, nah ketones are not particularly toxic. One of the symptoms of diabetes is overproduction of ketones which can frick with your bodies ph balance (ketones are acidic) but that's only because diabetics already have a fricked up metabolism. Entering ketosis as a result of fasting or a keto diet shouldn't cause that issue, since you're burning those ketones for energy.
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absolute truth, you twinkmaxx and are easily date r*ped
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