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lol this is a pretty funny post. anyway did you take your multivitamin today, carp?

Carp isn't making me feel heard.

Try yelling

I thought he only responded to flinstone vitamins?

Try agreeing with his rightoidism. Make him feel like you can be trusted.


"Hello fellow Nazi. I hope you are well today and haven't seen any black people. Will I be seeing you at the next Oppress Women meeting?"

Looks good so far. Throw in a Wheel of Time/Harry Potter reference and we’re golden.


and 1984 :marsey1984:

Were you struck by lightning as a child, carp?

many such cases

If you wouldn't fly a kite in a thunderstorm, you shouldn't pet a pit bull

I would fly a pitbul on a kite in a thunderstorm

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good luck finding a kite strong enough. If a pibble can turn your arm into a chicken drumstick, that flap of fabric wont withstand their jaws of death

That's just because pibbles aren't everywhere and lightning is. Imagine if there was a pittie in every household. How many a year in the USA die from sharks?

nibba do you keep lightning in ur broom closet

do you not?

Two cars in every garage, a chicken in every pot, and a nanny dog for every child

This is fake, lighting deaths are orders of magnitude higher, but in the last two years they got all recorded as covid deaths.

185 / 10 = 18.5

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Why are you using a ten year basis instead of the much more current 4-year 2016-2019 one


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global

r-slurred shitty estimates

epic wholesome awesome science 100 topic

kys


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virgin point "estimate" fan vs the chad Confidence interval enjoyer.

Rottweilers are based and if they kill someone its unironically because their owner is a fucking r-slur, the same cannot be said for pits

And pitbull mixes should be separate from pitbulls because...?

Still 22.6/yr :marseywholesome:

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It's r-slurred to compare causes of death between natural phenomenon and a fucking pet and pretend there's any equivalence.

Every single person in the US is at risk of getting struck by lightning and yet the numbers are low.

Far fewer people are actually exposed to the risk of a Pit Bull and yet the numbers are higher.

You're trying to compare a danger that life on earth is forced to live with to moronic pibble fuckers' taste in pets. One is entirely avoidable.

You are incredibly dumb.

185+41=226.

226/11=20.5

Fuck pit bulls

I wonder how many white women have been killed mid-fuck by their pit bull. :marseythonk:

The knot easily facilitates an alligator death roll

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Dont let the white women hear you

just gonna leave my pibble killing post in case πŸ₯°πŸ₯° https://chapotraphouse.club/post/53608/more-pibble-posting-marseydeadhorse


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My pleasure sugar ☺️


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i heard you should stand in a certain way to better survive a lightning stirke

They’re nanny bolts, really. Just don’t make sudden aggressive movements and you’ll be fine.


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I have well trained lightning in my backyard, you should consider letting your kids run around in it.

You are just biased due to previous shitty experiences with bad lightning owners.

Besides, most electrical shock attacks occur due to static electricity.

I heard lightning shocks are cleaner than static shocks

Funny story. I was hitting on some Insta ho today. I normally don't "slide into hot women's DMs" but she added me out of the blue, and I thought maybe she liked my "sexy older dude" vibe.

So anyway, it was going well at first - she thought I was hot, we were vibing, set up a date - but then before we even can meet up, she starts giving me this bullshit story about her internet being cancelled and she needs a $200 gift card to get internet service restored or she's not going to be able to answer her phone on our date.

Anyway, I was disappointed that this hottie who followed me turned out to be just a whore looking to evade prostitution laws with "gift cards" (what an r-slurred idea), so before I unfollowed her on Insta and ended the chat, I decided to troll her. I gave her this long made-up story about how I couldn't get gifts for people because a long time ago I bought a pibble for another e-whore and she ghosted me, so I "released the dog into nature" and it ended up killing a kid. Therefore I was traumatized by the experience and could never buy gifts for women again. Sadly she didn't buy my BS story (though she pretended to) and ended up giving me some bullshit story of her own about how she had to get married in order to collect her massive inheritance.

Anyway my point is this - which one of you dramatoids was LARPing as that e-thot? Was that you. CarpathianFlorist?

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him.

but then before we even can meet up, she starts giving me this bullshit story about her internet being cancelled and she needs a $200 gift card to get internet service restored or she's not going to be able to answer her phone on our date.

Sounds like something a sexy Indian dude scammer would say.

Yeah, I got a call from some indian dude scammer not long after that pretending to be from Amazon. Funny, dude. Very funny. So what now?

You know who I am. I don't give a shit. Going public was always part of the Plan anyway. You can't make money if you don't go public, after all. But what's your angle? Selling NFTs? Starting the next big social media website?

And that's just deaths. Now include people who have been maimed or horribly disfigured.

I trust the science

Lightning scares me way more than pibbles do. I can kill a pibble by shooting at it, but lightning is just too fast for me to shoot at it. Also I'm the ribbon dog, being afraid of thunder is just par for the course.


"Appearances are often deceiving"

we could also just stop breeding pitbulls

kinda hard to stop lightning

if it saves just one life! :soycry:

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Oh God I can't find it now but on twitter there was some video of a pit bull running into what I think was a church parking lot and grabbing a little kid by the throat. Thankfully adults jumped in to get the dog off the kid but holy shit was it just terrifying.


Makes shills shiver in their socks and sandals.

27.5 what

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