Cristiano Ronaldo :marseysoccer: and Jordan Peterson :marseyfreud:

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RIP I'm sure if you go on reddit everyone's banging about Ronaldo's Las Vegas r*pe case

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Frick! This is not what I wanted to see as a United fan for over 18 years. This fricking sucks.

I'd have felt better if Ronaldo left in the summer. This is just so wrong.

United have a women's team too, and there are a lot of women in the administration of the club in general too. There is nothing more off-brand or horrifying than this.

Not to mention that Bruno, (my favorite player and the club captain) liked the post.

I think I need to have a cold shower and lie down.

https://old.reddit.com/r/enoughpetersonspam/comments/xaxs8z/cristiano_ronaldo_posing_with_a_questionable/inwfpx4/

:#marseysnoo: :#marseylaughpoundfist:

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How the frick do these people end up like this?

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Living inside leftist echochambers where their bizarre and self-destructive behaviour is encouraged rather than admonished.

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The women on the united team have been personally harmed by this action. There is no way they can perform well at their games while dealing with this traumatic betrayal

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To be fair there also no way cristiano can perform well whike uaving harry macguire as a captain but theres that

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based bruno fernandes

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Remember this classic wink?

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frick i'm so old :marseycry:

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Englishcels still seething about this to this day

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This is not what I wanted to see as a United fan for over 18 years.

i can smell the burger through the leters

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The seethe is gonna be funny lmao

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This is truly a terrible thing, I can’t imagine the amount of footy kids that are gonna get into JP now, and most of them will get sucked into it as you said.

This is legit gonna cause long lasting harm CR is like a God to millions of kids, frick

Least hysterical reddit user

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Millions of kids, cleaning their room and worshipping lobsters, a horrific thought.

Seriously is there any argument for Peterson being harmful beyond the 'alt-right pipeline'?

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disliking pronouns = nazis

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Disliking government enforced pronouns = giganazi

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He's a pretty milquetoast, unremarkable, centre-right conservative of 2000-2010. However, the left has gone so insane since then that he is now the second coming of Joseph Goebbels.

I'd say his popularity is more a result of the histrionic screeching from the libleft, than anything he actually brings to the table.

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Lobster allergy

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All those poor kids that will no longer be receptive to being groomed by predditors and get their peepees removed OH NO

:soyreddit::marseysoyseethe::!soyreddit:

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Inject it into my veins

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Ronaldo could kick a newborn baby through a goal and nobody would even care.

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Except the political side of /r/soccer but they'd also seethe even if he saved a baby from a burning building too.

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Someone make a bet thread about how long it will take for him to apologize

Ronaldo is so god darn big he can easily tell people to frick off and be fine, but the media is going to go wild on this shit. Man U might even release a statement if this causes enough of an uproar

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A few days ago he had a sperg out on instagram saying that the media is all lies and people will hear his truth in a few weeks. Speculations are now that he is doing some interview with Jordan Peterson. Having to play in europa league most likely made him go crazy.

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Having to play in europa league most likely made him go crazy.

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Good for him though, if you have frick you money be proud of who you are and stop giving a shit. I still like Messi better because he gives hope to manlets around the world like myself but I respect Ronaldo especially if he starts going all truther on his fanbase

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People actually unironically believe that cancel culture isn't real because only the most rich and powerful can overcome it.

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but I respect Ronaldo

Yeah, first time I started to think "hey, he might be okay" was when he told the crowd to stfu, after laughing at the Japanese kid who tried talking to Ronaldo in Portuguese. I never followed PL/La Liga and my club is not CL material so I never really cared about him and/or Messi. I did remember him though as a whiny b-word at ManU.

I changed my mind about him in the EC 2016 Final. Sure Portugal was shit throughout the tournament...

But the challenge against him (which should've at least been a yellow, cause it was only against his standing leg) and how he tried to keep playing (yeah he should've accepted defeat earlier)... But how he was basically the co-coach for the rest of the final. And there are some scenes after the final... He was the leader of Portugal back then.

And that is what I am missing from Messi. He is probably the individually more skilled player. But he is not a leader.

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A few days ago he had a sperg out on instagram saying that the media is all lies

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bring me back to 2016 :marseydepressed:

also cmtv is a meme TV channel, this is what they were reporting when they were supposed to be talking about the queen:

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I know very well about the CMTVcels lmao, I coincidentally moved to Poortugal shortly before this happened, what a glorious way to be introduced to the culture of the country! :marseywholesome:

For the non-Lusophones, the TV says "HAUNTED HOUSE - Joaquim says he was attacked while taking a shower" :marseyxd:

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Ypu probably watched this already but if not this is probably the best cmtv interview, here they catch and interview the pizza delivery guy of JosΓ© Socrates

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Ronaldo sexed a woman against her will (allegedly) and never apologized.

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It's even stupider than that. They were having s*x, he then went for anal and she (allegedly) said no but he (allegedly) ignored her or didn't hear her but he realised/got bored/finished up and stopped and they paused for a bit before they went back to s*x again before they finally finished.

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Ronaldo always go for bussy

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I am actually starting to believe Leo is also bussy lover

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Who wouldn’t look tbh

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Never woulda pegged this dude for an incel

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He was a incel till he ate a blackpill and joined lookmax than he turned bi

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:#marseymommymilkers::!#marseybooba::!#marseycapysuezcanal:

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It's crazy how little evidence the soy lynch mobs give us now for their r*pe/racism/wrongthink accusations. It's basically like they expect us to lynch people on their say-so, with no evidence needed other than "If you don't do it, we'll accuse you of stuff also!"

Like 10 years ago these NPCs were still disgusting hivemind vermin but at least they put some effort into their false accusations. Now they don't even bother doing that anymore, they expect you to just obey instinctively.

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What do you mean ?

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When I found out Tom Brady was into crypto, I tore down all his posters, lased off the TB12 face tat, and branded Patrick Mahomes' initials into each of my cheeks.

Sometimes, athletes really don't like the role models that my schizophrenia need

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Those jeans :marseypuke:

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The worst. He must shop at Canadian gap.

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Yeah if he swapped them out for chinos in a different color it would look better

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dear messicels, let me know when the midget causes this much drama

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Literslly sny time an argentina final goes to pks

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Hi! It's good to see you're woke to the inherent micro-r*pe that is your sexuality, and it's even better that you've chosen to be a non-harming shut-in. I wish more white cis men would do this!

You should consider estrogen supplements to make yourself less predatory. As a white male, you having kids is problematic, yes, but have you considered adopting PoC children and trying to raise them non-binary? Just make it clear to them that any white cis male sexuality you accidentally display despite your estrogen supplementation is shameful, and just make it a habit to say "I'm so sorry. I am so very sorry." after every offence. You should also consider exploring cuckolding (with a marginalized minority man/woman/otherkin of course) if you still find your sexuality to be uncontrollable.

Good luck and welcome to the right side of history!

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Both have a similar fanbase. Underage boys and a ton of young men from the Middle East.

Edit: I have family in the MENA region and if you didn’t know it, Peterson is insanely popular there among boys/young men. That’s also the reason why he posted his β€œmessage to muslims” recently. And you know how hat else this demographic loves? Football. Most of the comments under this post are in arabic. This is important because it’s a gigantic market that not a lot of American content creators reach, and Petersons bullshit is just as destructive there as in the West.

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Lol, Peterson really got under their skin if years later they're still grinding axes like this

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Factos

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TIL

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JP: exists

Losers: and I took that personally

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This is probably why he choked so hard

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who left

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Fricking White males

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