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Male desperation is so exhausting
Especially in online gaming. They think because you have something in common with them that you are a match made in heaven. Get over yourself man and go touch some grass.
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99% of that sub has/d a scrotum
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and 99% of this sub hate themselves
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Is there a reason women want platonic male friends?
I'm not really sure what they get out of it, knowing that men only want one thing.
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They want "platonic" friends i.e. simps who'll never confess but still buy them drinks when they go out.
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darn Bernie, didint knew you were so based
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The one thing the Bernmeister and I can agree on
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This is unironically true for about 50% of the female population. I've tested it.
The other 50% are pretty cool though
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For attention. The thing they would do anything for.
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Why would you want female friends as a male either? Ever since I've been married, I've maintained zero female friendships, and life has been so much better.
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Seriously, what in a man's life is made better by including women in anything they do?
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S*x.
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That's better with men, too.
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Men who claim to have female friends are either lying about whether they want to frick them, or they're pathetic soys who aren't quite clear about their own sexuality. There is no third option.
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I can be friends with foids who are fat, ugly, or too old for me
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Sure, you can, but are you? Fat, ugly, old women don't have friends of any gender.
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unattractive foids can be one of the boiz. Obviously they can't be all three of those things
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Wrong. There's a foid that I've been friends with since we were about 10/11 (not fat or ugly) and because we've been friends for so long I have absolutely no desire to get with her.
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if my romance animes are right you two will eventually fall for each other
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She actually asked me out when we were like 12/13 and I said no because I wanted to get with some other chick (who I now know to be legitimately insane). But nowadays we don't speak nearly as often as we used to, she's in a relationship with a genuinely great guy and I recently got out of a 4 year long relationship and I'm quite enjoying being single at the moment, so the odds of us falling for each other are pretty low anyway tbh
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Having girls as friends is a ticket to their hot friends.
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Based foids are pretty cool. They do all the same fun stuff men do - invite you to social events, talk shit about idiots, and have your back when you need it. Additionally, they smell nice and are much less gross than us men.
The trouble is that typically hot foids get a lot of orbiters (men who will put in a lot of effort to maintain the friendship because they think it will lead to s*x) so they become accustomed to that kind of interaction, and they never learn that if they want genuine male friends (as opposed to orbiters who will inevitably become creepy) they have to reciprocate and invest a roughly equivalent amount of effort into the friendship. They expect that their male friends will always be the ones to invite them to social events or fun activities and they will never initiate the invitations themselves.
9 out of 10 times when you see a foid complaining that all her male friends turn out to have a crush on her, it's because she's a narcissistic b-word who never learned to put in reciprocal effort. That means that all the guys who have self-respect decide that they don't want to be friends with her and gradually cut ties because she's selfish and they never get anything back from the friendship, and the only people left in her male social circle after the self-respecting men distance themselves are desperate simps who are willing to tolerate that imbalance on the off chance that m'lady might favor them with a scrap of kitty.
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Wow, you must be a JP fan.
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I'm not interested in friends at all and haven't had any for years. Sometimes I make friends with women because of sexual potential but I drop them quickly if I find out they're not into me. Women think it's about them but it's a general people thing. I got better things to do than small talk all day.
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women cant be platonic friends with other women because they all secretly despise each other and they cant be platonic friends with scrotes because they just want to frick them. sad!
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Women like guys that way because guys are often funnier or more interesting than girls— they’re already in a male dominated activity after all, and most girls who play games do it just to hang out with their boyfriends, so they’d have more to talk about with a dude
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men are just better friends, I like most of my gay friends better than the straghags but I don't want to sleep with any of them and I'd be pissed if they confessed a crush or something.
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Woman it's wood division league, play whatever role.
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They mean they don't have room for two supports lol
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So play something else. At a certain level you're equally incompetent.
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I only play supp because farming is beta nerd busywork and I love fisting people
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Wardbot cope.
Get off rdrama and facecheck that bush for me
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Yes please
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There hasn't been wardbots in this game since season 3 or 4.
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Lol imagine warding as support. Sorry, Im too busy stealing kills from midlane and farm from the adcuck.
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used to play a beast Sona - take bottom tower at 9 minutes, scare off enemy mid, lose because adc gets confused about what to do next and starts running around aimlessly
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it's a real problem. a few years ago i met a girl on league, we played a lot with other randoms. every new group of people we played with died after 2 weeks because someone would start gifting skins to her, confess their love to to her and she would deny them. one guy did a charge back after gifting her 100€ in skins and got her account banned.
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Extraordinarily based
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one guy I played with for like 6 months in college - duod with me like 3x a week asked me for a skin as a present at xmas time, promising he was gonna give me one too
so I spent $10, bought him a cool skin
immediately he removed me as a friend and blocked me lmao
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He's mastered the long con
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if you get away with stuff, you're chad to me
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Do you have to accept the skins or do they just pop in your inbox?
Also this is a total backwards move. I collect skins from women.
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I think she let him login and put in his credit card.
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Had it coming.
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no
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i don't know if you can refuse a gift, i don't think so? i know you would get a whole screen popup with "X has gifted you: Y" and they could include a message
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Good she should've never left the kitchen in the first place
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Based simp
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I'm confused. Why would they fall in love with her if the whole thing was all online and they never even saw if she was pretty or not?
And if they knew what she looked like because she was sending them selfies, then wasn't she lowkey encouraging this behavior?
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you overestimate the standards those people have, those people fall in love with any woman who talks to them. they don't even have to see them.
anyway we talked in a groomercord server where she also shared her drawing and instagram
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OK, in that case I lose all sympathy for her. If she's unnecessarily showing her pics to thirsty nerds, then she's totally looking for simps.
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male g*mers: “I’m so lonely I can’t get a gf”
girl g*mers: has to shoo away all the attention given
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The 10/10 Chad still has to buy the 2/10 she-goblin her drinks when it's closing time.
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Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Scheherazade
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Snapster's Bobs&Vagene moment
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this is not how normal people talk
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dudes rock, or something
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FF14max to get a gf (male)
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I bet she’s silver
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Pro tip for all you gays out there: If you befriend a "g*mer girl" they always have crazy butt stories. Everything from simps showing up at their house to r-slurred catfights in second life.
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She plants the seeds of school shooters through League of Legends
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G*mercide when
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Any girl that plays League or any MMO is 100% a flirty attention whore, 80% of all the wo in my guild's groomercord have pictures of their blocky chunky bodies in bunny outfits or bikinis as their avatar.
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