Your buddies in Century Club want you to know how proud they are of you! Sure, the hugs ... at first... might have felt like you were being mangled, but you are one of the good ones! You never argue with the shit takes from the left. You don't post stories that make lefties uncomfortable. Even if they are important and true, you have your buddies in Century Club's back and you'd NEVER for a moment think of making them do any introspection or feel like they were ever wrong about a single political thing! They are so proud that a conservative like you is one of them! Especially when it falls on you to post something like this! You totally have their back and post it under your name "blatant conservative" so everyone knows that it's not some lefty wacko making a fool of themselves ... it's you! A Conservative!
Thank God all the BAD conservatives aren't a part of your buddy powermod group! That would be awful! And though it's true that a conservative on politicalhumor is rarer than a sober person at Denny's at 2am and you've had to lock all comments in the subreddit quite a few times because the lefties couldn't stop advocating violence, it is definitely the right wing that is the problem.
And oh, ho ho ho how FUNNY is it to say that Greg Abbot is a pissbaby? Who came up with that one? Drewiepoodle? Drewie's known for talking like a ten year old.
I just wanted to reassure you that you are there on the right side of history with your fellow Century Club Powermods. You are one of the good ones. Just one question: Have you come out as trans yet?
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xmgy7l/were_messing_with_texas/
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Come on, lots of conservatives read and recommend Vox.
Me at age 17.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
:@cryingatcuteness: lil bb redactor jfc
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
If you ever get a time machine, go back to meet me back then. We can go on a date to a video store and pick out a movie to watch.![:marseyboomer: :marseyboomer:](/e/marseyboomer.webp)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
A black woman couldn't just cross the street in the days of your youth![:marseydepressed: :marseydepressed:](/e/marseydepressed.webp)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Omg same![:marseyjam: :marseyjam:](/e/marseyjam.webp)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
loser
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
I am not going to read this
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Good.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
So I saved myself some time and you just applauded me for doing so. Itβs roses where I live.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
I read it for you, thereβs a lot of rambling but the gist of it is that Trans Lives Matter.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Itβs always funny to me when we use the phrase βhill you die onβ like a weapon. This is of course not worthy of anyone spending time to read it, like my response now is going to sink into absurd noise and stupor of our clime.
I just wasted 30 seconds of your time but hey- the word βclimeβ means roughly climate, so if you didnβt know the word before, maybe you take something from this?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Not reading that essay
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Men posting their Lβs online
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
/u/Drewiepoodle from Reddit is a trans child molestor
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Mf really woke up and chose Wii Mii creator took eyebrows and expected to be taken seriously
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I don't like this
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
La goblina![:!marseymutt2: :!marseymutt2:](/e/marseymutt2.webp)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
That self dox
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I donβt understand.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Self dox = pic of yourself
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Only an insufferable mayofoid like her could get me to side with some strag holding a "God hates homos" sign.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Only Canada has done the right thing by having a trans leader.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
All conservicucks deserve![:marseyropeyourself: :marseyropeyourself:](/e/marseyropeyourself.webp)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
If your ideology can be described you should just rope.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
This got double digit upmarseys. Regardless of how much of a wingcuck
you are no one should find this comment unironically funny. And everyone they know
hates the guy who basically breaks even on favorability in-state just
shows how much of a bubble
they are in.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
didn't read cause that's hard but you're welcome
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
The Rules are subject to update at a later time.
If your comment to me is substantially or entirely an ad hominem, you are conceding your side of the argument (your position is forfeit).
If your comment to me is substantially or entirely another of the classical, recognised fallacies (for example, but not limited to, Strawmen, No True Scotsman, Red Herrings, Whataboutisms), you are conceding your side of the argument (your position is forfeit).
If your comment to me is substantially or entirely a criticism of tone (aside from polite corrections of spelling, usage, or grammar), you are conceding your side of the argument (your position is forfeit).
If your comment to me is a bald contradiction (example: "No, you're wrong"), then you have three subsequent comments or 24 hours, whichever comes first, to expand upon the bald contradiction with a substantive line of reasoning (no matter how thin or poor that line of reasoning may be), or you have conceded your side of the argument (your position is forfeit).
If your comment to me argues for misogyny, white supremacism, transphobia, homophobia, racism, or any alt-Right position, you have conceded the argument (your position is forfeit).
If your position is forfeit under these Rules, you have declared to the world that you are defective (inferior) and a loser. This is irrevocable and unavoidable, and in all other ways permanent.
By commenting to me, you understand and signify that the consequences of forfeit include, but are not limited to, being banned from any and all communities (subreddits) on Reddit and further comments of yours being blocked from being delivered. You further understand and signify that the use of other accounts, and the hiring of other users for any compensation whatsoever to undertake circumvention of these bans and blocks, is a violation of your contract with Reddit, Inc. under the User Agreement and that such actions may result in termination of your use of the service as put forth under the User Agreement.
Take your fricking trash elsewhere, or eat it yourself and choke on it. Stop leaving it on my doorstep.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xmgy7l/were_messing_with_texas/:
undelete.pullpush.io
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
What is this supposed to be
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context