Your buddies in Century Club want you to know how proud they are of you! Sure, the hugs ... at first... might have felt like you were being mangled, but you are one of the good ones! You never argue with the shit takes from the left. You don't post stories that make lefties uncomfortable. Even if they are important and true, you have your buddies in Century Club's back and you'd NEVER for a moment think of making them do any introspection or feel like they were ever wrong about a single political thing! They are so proud that a conservative like you is one of them! Especially when it falls on you to post something like this! You totally have their back and post it under your name "blatant conservative" so everyone knows that it's not some lefty wacko making a fool of themselves ... it's you! A Conservative!
Thank God all the BAD conservatives aren't a part of your buddy powermod group! That would be awful! And though it's true that a conservative on politicalhumor is rarer than a sober person at Denny's at 2am and you've had to lock all comments in the subreddit quite a few times because the lefties couldn't stop advocating violence, it is definitely the right wing that is the problem.
And oh, ho ho ho how FUNNY is it to say that Greg Abbot is a pissbaby? Who came up with that one? Drewiepoodle? Drewie's known for talking like a ten year old.
I just wanted to reassure you that you are there on the right side of history with your fellow Century Club Powermods. You are one of the good ones. Just one question: Have you come out as trans yet?
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