The end of August is near so it's time for another edition of Top 5 Foids of Drama.
As a reminder, this ranking is funded by your tax dramacoins. Its aim is to celebrate diversity and promote healthy attention seeking, infighting, and general drama within the foid subcommunity.
The Top 5 Foids of Drama Commitee, after a week-long analysis, has decided that these are the Top 5 Foids of Drama:
- Marsey
- Marsey ΓΌber alles 
- Taylor Swift
- She was once a 4channer, but now she posts on rdrama.net. She asked us to keep her account secret. @transgirltradwife - jannie and incelsexual pride representative.
@MrPennyCoomsToKids - famed bardfinn researcher with a salary of over $170k. Our token terf.
@fartbinn - (another bardfinn reference
) she doesn't even post like a foid, and that's a big plus. 
Congratulations to the winners. If you don't see yourself on the list, do better next time sweetie.
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This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by pooping violently on my bathroom.
It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.
Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the potty seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my butt, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my butt and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience
i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...
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