A collection of high quality Japanese tweets (uooh :marseycry:)

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Good to know Japs SCHLOPpost too

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Kakarot bros stay winning :marseyanime:

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It’s Dio and star platinum with leaf village ban ora Ora Ora Ora ora ora ora ora Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

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Ze wardo

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tru

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I greatly enjoyed the novelty of her opinion. Not sure it would work, though.

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Yeah it's the autism that scares women away

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Cope

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:#marseybased:

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It's too bad @carpathianflorist is dead. He would have loved this

Snapshots:

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:#marseywoodchipper2:

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:#marseyrave:

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:marseyjam:

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You guys are so mean to crap

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:marseyagree:

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He's not wrong. :marseyshrug:

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This reads like the average rdrama war thread

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Not true, I’m not in there advocating for more dead Russians

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yes, but he:marseyautism:. Teach obv. wanted to hear some interpretation and opinion about retaliation and making sure the war ends and stuff. Kid just said "because they could", nothing else, which basically implies the US military were monsters without any redeeming ulterior motive and "we did nothing wrong". Which could be argued, but the kid can't possibly argue that and therefore deserved that glare. Ironically, that glare does precisely nothing to help that kid understand better, meaning the teacher failed :autism:

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Wow, you should put a lot of normative baggage into a strictly positive statement.

Keep on derping! :marseyjam:

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you should put a lot of normative baggage into a strictly positive statement.

maybe I should, maybe your positive statement is just idiocy. Maybe try being objective next time.

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Real talk why are there so many libertarians in Japan? Is it just unchecked scrote degeneracy or???

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I think its because their adult women also look like children so they are kinda conditioned to find them atractive :marseyshrug:

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That would suggest fewer libertarians, dummy.

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how?

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because it would de-fetishize children.

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I don't think its a fetish for them, its just that its hard to tell the difference between japanese women and children physically (I can't at least) so it becomes very normalized to become atracted to them

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If it's not a fetish, why do they fetishize children? (see first image in the link)

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yeah thats true to be fair, maybe most japanese have a manchild mind so they can only relate to children

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maybe most japanese have a manchild mind

You know... almost all anime is really r-slurred, but then I realized it's almost entirely geared toward kids and man children.

You're onto something, chief. :marseythumbsup:

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:marseyshrug: prolly scrote degeneracy.

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CP was not only legal, but industrialized but easily available for years. They just straight up didn't see a problem with it. I don't know what year they suddenly made it illegal and told everyone to get rid of it because I'm not a subject matter expert on Japanese p-dophiles

I've heard they have horrible rates of incest too

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Hello, I am an expert on the sexuality of Japanese. Allow me to expand on the topic:

They are all p-dophiles and cousin-frickers. Also, they have tiny pee pee.

Thank you, have a nice day!

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Pepsi Marsey

:#marseysoypoint:


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Pretty sure they only banned it because the rest of the world complained too.

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No one talks about Japanese mother-son incest being super prevalent to the point of there being Mother and Son incest clubs in Japan.

https://www.quora.com/Are-Japanese-mother-son-incest-clubs-a-real-thing

Getting a nuke dropped on them fricked them up bad. :#marseyyikes:

>Mother/son clubs? Before I attempt to address the issue I'll remind that whilst it's all about contextual understanding, and that I understand greater facets than some, there are likely even more nuances to the issue than of which I'm aware. When I studied political science at university we covered a section on Japan. After a few weeks the lecturer addressed questions that some students had raised. The reason he'd focused on huge Japanese business corporations was that they were a political force within themselves - capable of influencing politics and hence millions of lives within the country. If one takes into account the relatively small size of the country and the size of it's tech savvy population (among other things) then it will be better understood why the pressure to succeed begins at infancy. Enrollment at the most prestigious pre school will improve the likelihood of enrollment at the best primary schools, and so on - all the way up to university in order to get a foot hold for employment with the best corporations. Taking this and several other factors into consideration (such as an emotionally distant husband who, also for cultural reasons, spends far more time socializing with potential business contacts - because biz doesn't happen until friendships are formed), including the fact that incest is legally and culturally acceptable in Japanese society, and conditions strongly favor an outcome, which if it hadn't already occurred within the family, the chances are high that it did the night before a son's final exams. It's tough getting the right balance between encouragement to do well and pressure resulting in teen suicide. And the pressure before an exam must be released - by a sexually frustrated mother and son.

Neighbor wtf

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I scrolled down and self-proclaimed family doctor and Guardian of Nudist Families (an organisation worthy of a fed-post) spits this take

>I am one of those mothers who consciously follow the path of open conversations and interactions with their own son regarding sexuality and biological development. He's a little over sixteen now. I think my son took the best from me in dealing with the opposite s*x. I have no remorse that I was still too physically involved in body contact with my son. We go through a long and sometimes extremely interesting way of getting to know our bodies and desires. She is still learning women's desires, sensations and sexual dreams. From playing as a doctor, through extensive sexual education with a theoretical and practical exam, to the relationship of having s*x with me, with my sister, aunt and her four daughters. There is nothing wrong with that, that he experiences a lot of pleasure and gives it lovingly to us women in the family.

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Yeah but that's mixing cause and effect. Why were there enough libertarians in power to legalize libertarien pornography?

>incest

interesting, didn't know that

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There are more p-do nations on earth than there are non p-do nations

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:marseydeadinside3:

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You know how it used to be normal? Never stopped there.

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Anime

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cartoons, comics and videogames have turned it into a nation of manchildren, who end up attracted to actual children

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Naw japs are just usually honest people so they don't hide the scrote degeneracy

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outed himself as a zoomer

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Doored this comment

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Thats looks like a camera

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Zoomers don’t know what actual cameras look like. “You mean the iPhone camera app icon?”

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This might be a bit of a stretch now that I’m comparing them but I still kinda see it

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:#marseyxd:

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Kinda wholesome to see people around the world are just as stupid as burgers.

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Stupid? These are hilarious

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I HATE GANGSTALKERS I HATE GANGSTALKERS I HATE GANGSTALKERS I HATE GANGSTALKERS I HATE GANGSTALKERS :killherkillher::killherkillher::killherkillher::killherkillher::ragestrangle::ragestrangle::ragestrangle::ragestrangle::ragestrangle:

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Plow 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

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These were fricking hilarious all the way through. Good post :marseykingcrown:

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:#marseyglow2:

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Feels anime adjacent.

Downvoted.

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>anime=Japan

Good job. You are weaboo tier r-slurred

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It was a decent post, the downvote was a matter of principle owing to the fact that I despise jap culture.

It’s not personal.

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Nice 9,000 year old dragon pedostrag

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romance game style filter

Bleak

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The saddest part is being so neurodivergent you have to use a filter, but still having to use a piece of plastic because you are not neurodivergent enough to make a software filter.

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no habla jibber jabber :scoot:

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#banime

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:holdupjak: Tweet, English

:soyjakfront: Tweet, Japanese

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dril tweets :marsoy2:

dril tweets, japan :soyjackwow:

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