The TERF can't meme

Oh look, a meme with words words words, shocking

Lefty memes: when you kill landlords bottom text

Righty memes: Im a feminine Eminem a slim shady lady but nice cause I texted Haiti 90 lady cops in the road and I'm arrested for doing 80 like Hamlet all about words words words divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds Im a gay sea otter I blow other dudes out of the water I'm the man muffin, diving, muffin cold and fly like an arctic puffin puffing whacky tobaccy hating other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki and I've been rocking this mic before electricity way back in 1000 BCE thats before the common era era era era era era I can't be stopped flow so sick that it should be mopped up chick's got a dixie cup I gotta peepee full of helium; I'll frick you up a boy a girl a middle aged b-word botox in the third person I give the perspective a switch and Bo talks in the third person just relax if you wanna know me here's two facts

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

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• reveddit.com
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)