So yesterday was Portland's annual large street battle. There are a bunch of smaller brawls going on in Portland every month or so, but once a year a few hundred rightoids and leftoids from Oregon, Seattle, and California get together to beat the shit out of each other.
https://www.koin.com/news/protests/portland-protests-august-22-2021
Here's the flyer for the "summer of love" event (which is a joke about the CHAZ)
Rightoids initially planned to get a permit for the event in Tom McCall Waterfront Park, but at the last minute moved it to a k-mart parking lot several miles away.
Leftoids got to the park around 1PM and played around there for a while before realizing that rightoids were somewhere else.
https://twitter.com/TomasMorales_iv/status/1429555199316697096
https://twitter.com/ACatWithNews/status/1429562326307381248
https://twitter.com/jennytyoung/status/1429546541912498176
https://twitter.com/jennytyoung/status/1429552185277239301
Then there was the usual threatening and attacking street preachers downtown as leftoids were waiting for the rightoids to show up:
https://twitter.com/jennytyoung/status/1429547726933348354
https://twitter.com/jennytyoung/status/1429547726933348354
There were some verbal arguments at KMart (which you can see on the streams) but nothing too crazy happened before this.
Then the leftoids figured out where the rightoids were and marched to the KMart, and that's where the streamers pick up the rest of what happened. First, the leftoids gathered around the entrances to the lot, blocking them off, and then the van leading the black bloc (leftoids) drove into the parking lot, which is what kicked off the battle:
The rest is caught on stream. Rightoids BLM the van, there's some fighting for 7 minutes, leftoids retreat as rightoids advance, then rightoids regroup at the parking lot. Leftoids attack journ*lists for 9 minutes, then rightoids come around the edge of the gas station. Rightoids push leftoids back for 8 minutes until they get to the lot where the leftoids parked. Rightoids BLM some supply and getaway cars for a few minutes before giving a statement to the media.
Oh and sometime after that there was a fun little shootout which no one knows anything about right now other than what we can see in these videos:
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Sounds like a decisive win for the rightoids in the LARP wars. Iβm glad that theyβre at least shooting at each other now, most of this shit is really fricking gay.
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Be leftoid, 1,60 ,65kg wet and cointing the stinky hair. Decide to pick a fight with rightoids who are 3 times your size. Get fricking rekt, blame lack of police. Then riot and demand tbat police be abolished. Repeat every 10 seconds
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which link I'm not clicking all of them
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https://pastebin.com/t4dZHFVm
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I can't edit this post but one shooter was a confirmed rightoid and the other shooter was a confirmed leftoid. There's some fantasy going around about racism but there were no black leftoids in the area so it's not possible for that to actually be true.
https://nypost.com/2021/08/23/portland-protesters-clash-in-wild-shootout-after-proud-boys-reunion/
Also the names of the streams are Ford Fischer/News2Share, Villain Report, Common Sense Conservative, PortlandAndy, Free Press Media News, in case those youtube links aren't working.
here are the links to the streams in plaintext: https://pastebin.com/t4dZHFVm
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I wish they both had better aim
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Having these guys killing each other is an absolute win for the rest of us and the gene pool in general.
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The PB might unironically be less white than the Portland Antifa
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The classic /pol/ cartoon rings true
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Theres something very primordial about a bunch of people getting together in one spot to beat the living shit out of each other
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Burgers finally discovered the appeal of football hooliganism
. Of course they had to burgerise it somewhat, making it about cringe politics and bringing firearms 
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In pretty sure that's also football hooliganism as well
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We wuz Neanderthalz
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We fought the fascists just like our ancestors at Stalingrad!
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The endless whining about the cops' presence/absence is pretty fricking rich from both the "defund da police" crew and the "hands off muh guns" review.
Portland 5-0 had the right idea to let them duke it out in a K-mart parking lot where no humans will get hurt.
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frick you stupid fricking BIPOC cute twink eat shit and die keep yourself safe
Snapshots:
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NTA
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Well now.
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Isn't Portland supposed to be home turf for antifa larpers?
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Which is why it's also the Mecca for the Holy Warriors of the XXth crusade
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Alt right at it again.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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West coast rightoids lol.
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The woods are dark and deep, my friend.
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I thought they were on fire.
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All four embedded youtube videos can't be watched, please post plain links.
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https://pastebin.com/t4dZHFVm
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Lol, Tom McCall. One of the last republican governors in Oregon. He lost one of his testicles to cancer so his critics called him "One-Ball McCall"
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based and ableist pilled
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Darn youtube makes it impossible to find good videos
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GOOD post.
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A rare own the cons moment.
Picking up and hiding evidence of your political enemies' crimes to own the cons.
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Can we all remember not to smear everybody in Oregon with the odure of Portland.
Just as everybody in Wisconsin isn't a serial killer and everyone in Washington isn't fricking a horse, everyone in Oregon isn't a manlet who gets angry at Adam Driver look-alikes and steals hats.
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Oregano-cell spotted. Make yourself useful and go film some Soytifa v FatBoys fights!
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Oregon's a big place u know. I could be up in the mountains for all you know.
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"Sample bias" is a yt alt-right dogwhistle. You have been #cancelled.
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Huh the Enumclaw story is more... involved than I originally remember.
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I wish the cops still did kettling. This shit is all so fricking gay.
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