:marseypeace: Me: "Yeah I am gonna go hang out with friends for a few hours, what's the worst that could happen in the time that I am away" :marseynotesglow:

what the frick dude

to clarify, i did not make the post, i don't know who made the post, stop saying it was me, i dont want feds on my case

pls donate to the heymoon defense fund

IM FRICKING FAMOUS

(also, frickers banned my account, what did i do)

(also also remember to like :marseyupvote: and subscribe ๐Ÿ””)

>be police officer in Waukesha county

>hot judge calls and says that someone has claimed to be a juror online in some website called "red - it"

>frick, another long day after hours

>go to subreddit

>these people are praising darrell brooks, wtf, why

>type like gay SJW r-slurs

>find the post

>obviously fake but it says verified

>nothing on the posting account since it is an alt

>see name of moderator, BlackJusticeForever

>what a stupid name lol

>type it into google

>get redirected to some website called "r drama"

>click the link

>immediately scooby doo starts playing

>the banner says homoween

>almost impossible to tell what's going on

>top post is some guy named "creepathianhorrorist" post a picture of an SUV as a frog

>wtf, these guys worship brooks?

>click on post

>get jumpscared

>kill myself

(probably) :truestorybro:

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No, I made the post!

Whoever gets investigated by the FBI better get a cool badge.

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Now I kinda wish it was me. Imagine having the "Investigated by the FBI" badge.


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Same. Everyone needs to say they made the post.

Then we all get investigated and get a badge and waste tax dollars.

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Bardfinn is probably on the case, compiling Reddit screenshots, desperately hoping he gets a dramanaut arrested so he can gloat on Twitter like Keffals.

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With how Keffals has self-doxxed for attention and successfully climbed the bluecheck hierarchy, Bardfinn will probably be cited by journ*lists in 2023.

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Everyone needs to say they made the post.

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do you get rDrama access in federal prison?

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Aww you took my sn recommendation :marseylove:


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