what the frick dude
to clarify, i did not make the post, i don't know who made the post, stop saying it was me, i dont want feds on my case
pls donate to the heymoon defense fund
IM FRICKING FAMOUS
(also, frickers banned my account, what did i do)
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>be police officer in Waukesha county
>hot judge calls and says that someone has claimed to be a juror online in some website called "red - it"
>frick, another long day after hours
>go to subreddit
>these people are praising darrell brooks, wtf, why
>type like gay SJW r-slurs
>find the post
>obviously fake but it says verified
>nothing on the posting account since it is an alt
>see name of moderator, BlackJusticeForever
>what a stupid name lol
>type it into google
>get redirected to some website called "r drama"
>click the link
>immediately scooby doo starts playing
>the banner says homoween
>almost impossible to tell what's going on
>top post is some guy named "creepathianhorrorist" post a picture of an SUV as a frog
>wtf, these guys worship brooks?
>click on post
>get jumpscared
>kill myself
(probably) 
touch foxglove NOW 
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I haven't followed a lick of this and only returned to the internet today but I'm with you because I'm biased by the mere fact I recognize you. What a funny little mental shortcut that is!
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idk even how to explain this lol
there is a real goofball on trial named darrell brooks who is definitely guilty
because everyone thinks he is an butthole we made a baitsub, /r/justice4darrell
some madman made a post claiming to be one of the jurors
We thought it was funny so we pinned it, I added a comment saying it was verified lol
redditards take the bait and start spreading it around. we end up on pretty big streams (RekietaLaw and Destiny) so things snowballed from there
Tons of people emailed the DA's office and the courthouse with the post since it is super illegal for a juror to be talking about the trial
Somehow it ends up in the hands of the Judge, who brings it up, leading to a discussion between brooks, the prosecutor, and the judge about this dumb reddit post
The judge promises to have the sherrif's department investigate it
note that this trial is national news, so hundreds of thousands of people are following this, perhaps even millions, depending on how you count it
news article about it
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That's all it takes to distract millions of people these days? The undergrad antics of the farthest backwater of the internet? I'm going to live in a temple and marvel at the ease by which I can be equally entertained by the passing of the wind.
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very wise
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You can skip the WORDS WORDS WORDS of life's flesh memes when you know the bottom text is Jesus. ๐
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so true king
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Sounds like the kind of shit you'd read in a "the bible for zoomers" book
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The internet is getting more r-slurred as the average user's age decreases every year
, and bait doesn't need to be as realistic given that real life is becoming less serious
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How can you even call yourself a judge?
I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client
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Holy shit you r-slur, you somehow managed to disrupt the legal process in a trial where a literal schizo murderer is LARPing as a lawyer.
Neighbor you've become an actual nuisance to society.
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Dramaphobic
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I joke but I hope u strags do realize there are some things more important than drama.
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Incorrect
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Is God more important than internet drama?
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No?
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God doesn't real
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Frick I thought u were a Christcel.
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You're not fooling the feds about writing that juror post this easily buddy.
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You fricking kidding me? Judge mommy acknowledged the troll?
Guess that's closer than I'll ever get to her noticing me.
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you should have seen Darrell's face when he fricking saw it
at one point he just said
"What....IS this?"
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You verified it, you dumb r-slur? Where tf am
@Awoo gonna get the "blessed day, peace" posts now?! Trans lives matter.
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On the next memetic rollercoaster obviously.
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is any of that illegal? I don't think claiming to be a juror is a crime but it wouldn't surprise me if it was.
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Nah tbh I think I will be fine
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Yeah, you're the lawyer not a juror so it's fine.
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Whoever married that girl is a lucky guy!
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Lol aevann is litcherally a uncute top almost white cute twink.
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this is a dense comment
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clear ur browser cache
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oh cool you fixed it
thx king
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np king
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!blackjack1000
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Keffals being a living chudjak wearing a wig is proof that God loves us..
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Thanks i spit out my chocolate milk
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You'll be fine, because you're smart enough to use a VPN. Right?
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I honestly think you'll be fine because you stated that it was a prank. Investigators will go to the page and account, realize they cannot see anything because Reddit admins scrubbed both, so the Reddit admins who deleted evidence are the ones in trouble.
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Actual dramatard legal defense
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That will unironically be my defense if one of you outs
@sirpingsalot as Q
Well, that and "Free Speech Motherlovers!"
Do trans lives matter?
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Neighbor u outted urself
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Hi
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Bardfinn is definitely popping stims and working his hardest to compile all relevant information to send to the feds.
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yeah there's no way anyone could issue a subpoena to get data from a banned subreddit especially since banned subreddits definitely remove all of the content
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just edit the subreddit before deletion and no one can see what u wrote
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it was already banned and once its banned you can't delete your content anymore
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You realize an real juror would also claim it was a prank, after realizing they fricked up?
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You can't lie to a judge, that's illegal!
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ah the famous "it was a prank" defense
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dude r-slur lmao
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this is legit the first time ive done anything even remotely adjacent to being illegal (NOT THAT I THINK IT IS A CRIME WAS JUST JOSHIN FELLAS)
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Lmao you'll be okay. The r-slur who pretended to be a juror (and blackjustice4ever (?)) are going to be taking the rap. At the most you'll probably just get an email.
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yeah blackjusticeforever is going away for a long time
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Afghanistan has no extradition treaty with the U.S.
Keep yourself safe bro tho, I like you
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yeah honestly ill be fine
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at worst you'll end up having a conversation with a couple officers. just be cordial and polite it'll be fine, if it even came to that
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If they do question you tell them bardfin was the mastermind.
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Youโre fine. Honestly I donโt think the charge would hold in court. A reasonable person would automatically assume a post like that is a prank and satirical.
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Youre my favorite poster and still will be when your fedgrassmaxxed
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thanks king
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oh you absolute r-slur!
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Iโd be furious if it was leaked that Glowchads werenโt constantly dunking on third-worldcels.
What do I pay my taxes for if not to keep your filthy ilk under heel of boot?
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Don't even get me started on the Brazilian nuke, man. We had a nuclear program in the 60s, 70s and early 80s during the military government, we even almost linked up with South Africa and Israel when they were running theirs.
Our first civilian president post dictatorship kept it under wraps, but our second one majorly cucked out and destroyed all our progress and shut down the nuclear program for good. He was also stole everyone's savings accounts, but I hate him more for giving up our nuclear program than stealing grandpa's cash.
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Dw due to the wild portrayal of Brazil ain't no CIA neighbors gonna risk going there.
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That's my street corner wtf
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Nah this is just what you see when going on a walk
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that cute twink forced my grandparents to sell everything they couldnt fit in a suitcase
no im not seething
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What a frickin r-slur, holy shit
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was it the rightoid or leftoid one
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We had only rightoid ones until Lula. It was Collor, he was impeached for the savings thing basically.
C*nt is a senator now too lol
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Bruh I'd consider myself lucky to get tortured by Jessica Chastain
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so your quality of life will improve?
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Are SUVs not cars?
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SUVs are cowtools of mass murder
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Common sense SUV control laws when?
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fricking unironically, SUVcels need to be knocked down several pegs
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Oh we're still acting like the SUV wasn't in charge the whole time?
Sheesh man, the motor lobby really tricked ya'll.
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Maverick moment
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No, I made the post!
Whoever gets investigated by the FBI better get a cool badge.
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Now I kinda wish it was me. Imagine having the "Investigated by the FBI" badge.
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Same. Everyone needs to say they made the post.
Then we all get investigated and get a badge and waste tax dollars.
Bardfinn is probably on the case, compiling Reddit screenshots, desperately hoping he gets a dramanaut arrested so he can gloat on Twitter like Keffals.
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With how Keffals has self-doxxed for attention and successfully climbed the bluecheck hierarchy, Bardfinn will probably be cited by journ*lists in 2023.
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do you get rDrama access in federal prison?
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Aww you took my sn recommendation
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