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They don't have bowling in the UK? Is that true? Even if it was has he never seen a the Big Lebowski or any movie or TV show that has mentioned bowling? I dont see how you wouldn't have heard of it. I've never seen anyone playing cricket but I know what it is

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We do have bowling, this is fake lol. Spells his wife's name wrong too

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We do have bowling

But what kind of goofy name does it have

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>my face when americans call strikey wikey rollingball "bowling"

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"Now they're letting men into the loo" said the Terf from Terf Island

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I'm just a tad :#marseyspecial:

Please be patient

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It's ok. Here we’re at rDrama. Mental r-sluration is expected.

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I would’ve totally believed bongs outlawed bowling so I’m right there with you

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He's also very rich too, I wouldnt be suprised if rich people weren't aware of bowling. Its a "sport" for teenagers and out of shape poors

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Honestly no one even upper middle class bowls.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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This is the low standards we only stereotype Zoomers with.

"LOL your liver isn't destroyed by alcoholism by age 20, fricking zoomers" etc

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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I know this to be factually untrue.

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This could be true, but I think he's in the sphere of rich that has their own bowling alley downstairs.

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how much is the crown paying you to lie about the authenticity of this!?

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:marseyjanny2:

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It read like he's r-slurred too

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Do you have 40s?

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Our equivalent is 3 litre bottles of cheap cider

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Nah think that's more of an American thing

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We're on so many layers of irony that I have no idea whether you're seriously so neurodivergent that you thought this was real, or whether you're joking.

I suppose it doesn't matter because we're all going to die

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100 percent serial bro

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did you get extra help at school or were you one of the ones left behind

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Uk bowling is like bocce but with weird biased weighted balls

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Of course there is bowling in England you fricking r-slur, one of the key moments in English history (that never actually happened but it's important for bongs to believe it happened) is when Francis Drake was bowling and then he heard about the Spanish Armada but he was like "whatevs, let's finish bowling first".

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Which makes absolutely no sense because getting anything done with sailing ships in that era was a matter of days, not minutes. Assembling the fleet wasn't like cooking a fricking hot pocket.

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King Ralph brought bowling to the UK I think

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Probably means lawn bowls. It's an octagenarian game here in the colonies but the bongs still do it unironically.

Nvm he means ten pin bowling I'm r-slurred.

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In the UK you need at least 5 loicenses too go bowling

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british bowling

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