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SmallNips Nip/Nips :marseypartymaxx: Average sized nips, small sized in spirit :!marseypartymaxx:  1yr ago (twitter.com) 2,163 thread views #117367

Prince Henry was suicidal after leaving the royal family and planned to end it all. You'll never guess what stopped him from killing himself!

https://twitter.com/shadesofgreaves/status/1585676464355254272

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356361991074.webp

Answer: He went bowling

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I was wandering down the streets of LA, a 40oz in one hand and a revolver in the other

this is blackface wtf

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He probably was in blackface at the time (or a Nazi uniform. Or both.)

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No the blacks carry shit butt hipoints with mismatched ammo and glocks with da switchiez

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They don't have bowling in the UK? Is that true? Even if it was has he never seen a the Big Lebowski or any movie or TV show that has mentioned bowling? I dont see how you wouldn't have heard of it. I've never seen anyone playing cricket but I know what it is

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We do have bowling, this is fake lol. Spells his wife's name wrong too

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I'm just a tad :#marseyspecial:

Please be patient

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It's ok. Here weโ€™re at rDrama. Mental r-sluration is expected.

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I wouldโ€™ve totally believed bongs outlawed bowling so Iโ€™m right there with you

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He's also very rich too, I wouldnt be suprised if rich people weren't aware of bowling. Its a "sport" for teenagers and out of shape poors

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Honestly no one even upper middle class bowls.

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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This is the low standards we only stereotype Zoomers with.

"LOL your liver isn't destroyed by alcoholism by age 20, fricking zoomers" etc

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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I know this to be factually untrue.

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This could be true, but I think he's in the sphere of rich that has their own bowling alley downstairs.

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We do have bowling

But what kind of goofy name does it have

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>my face when americans call strikey wikey rollingball "bowling"

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"Now they're letting men into the loo" said the Terf from Terf Island

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skittles_(sport)

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how much is the crown paying you to lie about the authenticity of this!?

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:marseyjanny2:

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It read like he's r-slurred too

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Do you have 40s?

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Our equivalent is 3 litre bottles of cheap cider

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Nah think that's more of an American thing

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We're on so many layers of irony that I have no idea whether you're seriously so neurodivergent that you thought this was real, or whether you're joking.

I suppose it doesn't matter because we're all going to die

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100 percent serial bro

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did you get extra help at school or were you one of the ones left behind

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Uk bowling is like bocce but with weird biased weighted balls

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Of course there is bowling in England you fricking r-slur, one of the key moments in English history (that never actually happened but it's important for bongs to believe it happened) is when Francis Drake was bowling and then he heard about the Spanish Armada but he was like "whatevs, let's finish bowling first".

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Which makes absolutely no sense because getting anything done with sailing ships in that era was a matter of days, not minutes. Assembling the fleet wasn't like cooking a fricking hot pocket.

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King Ralph brought bowling to the UK I think

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Probably means lawn bowls. It's an octagenarian game here in the colonies but the bongs still do it unironically.

Nvm he means ten pin bowling I'm r-slurred.

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In the UK you need at least 5 loicenses too go bowling

:#trumpjaktalking:

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british bowling

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poor innocent Niko, didn't know what was in store for him in degenerate America

no like progress soviet country

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I really thought it would be meth.

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It never is...

:#marseyrain:

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It's not real, but Harry and his wife aren't above making up bullshit stories.

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:#marseyxdoubt:

:#marseyraging: this is bait

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Is this real? Cause if so, lmao. Talking about bowling as if it were an obscure Kazakh folk pastime.

I want to believe.

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Ah yes, my favourite royal couple.

Prince Henry and Megan.

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bill burr and nia bong edition

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I prefer Wills and his gypsy bride, Kate.

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My favourite might just be Aunt Anne and her ability to inexplicably vanish.

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lol wtf how is this real?

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:marseyattentionseeker::marseyattentionseeker::marseyattentionseeker:

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Dramanauts failing to detect jokes

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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Itโ€™s like yoga but for cool tough guys.

:marseyxd:

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bowling is based

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i actually guessed bowling

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:#marseyaward:

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Megan is such a c*nt.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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thatโ€™s why sheโ€™s our girl

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oh yeah I forgot about that.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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๐ŸŒฝ โšพ๏ธ

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Answer: it's bussy

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Itโ€™s clearly the OP fricking around, I donโ€™t think the ghostwriter or the proofreader would have fricking spelled Meghanโ€™s name wrong.

Side note, the Twattoids are making fun of her name:

shadesofgreaves

FAKE Megan is actually spelled Mheaghaynne

Pablo el Cordero

That name is a tragedeigh

Is she white enough to mock her name now? I canโ€™t keep it straight.

Sheโ€™s basically white, but the โ€œnative Hawaiiansโ€ that have blonde hair and call for a halt to all tourism to Hawaii (and as a consequence like 89% of the economic activity in the state) must be respected and not gate kept from indigenity by hecking white cis male chuds?

Ashleigh is okay to mock but Lโ€™Jarius is just a bridge too far?

True - because she's really a Targaryen! ๐Ÿ‰

:#marseysoylentgrin:

Itโ€™s like the tee vee!!

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Niko? Is it you?

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Based 40 Enjoyer

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:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

It's like one of those dads from a sitcom but real.

dammit i m r-slurred

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I am inconsolable that we don't live in the timeline where Prince Harry gets suicide-by-copped.

But there is still hope...

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He should have done it, though.

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