Hello, it has come to my attention that pplz here have tons of interesting stories to tell from their experiences. So you can share these cool stories here and take the opportunity to show everyone that you aren't an obese neurodivergent NEET but actually just a very cool dude with some other mental illness. Go ahead, have fun, everything is allowed, just don't doxx yourself please (unless you want to).
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I work as a carpenter, formally for a rather large company building homes in the seven digits for people that can afford that.
The boys would all sit around a lunchroom for our breaks and lunches, well most of them. The "mature set" (read: Christian and/or above the age of 35) ate lunch seperately or in their trucks. The lunch room was really just a ever changing room of the house. We all sat on fold out camping chairs that we pelurchased.
Anyways one day were talking about our weekend's and the women we're seeing and conversation gets to blowjobs. I say my girl really likes it when I buy in her mouth and am man enough to kiss her after. The boys laugh and tell me what a disgusting cute twink I am. I tell them they're all repressed and that obviously they have all tasted their own c*m, probably regularly. The boys lose it.
For the next few weeks they're ragging on me and start drawing peepees and prone anuses and gay remarks on my chair and tools. I double down and remind the boys that I'll go to the boss and that he'll agree with me because even he has eaten his own nut. Most of them thought it was funny, but a few who I was having trouble with anyway started hiding my chair making me look for it like a b-word, and I ain't no b-word.
Fast forward a few weeks and this happens again, I send a threatening message to the prick that I figured was hiding my chair. Turns out it wasn't him.
He shows it to the boss (trying to get my butt fired) and succeeds. I tell the boss that im getting fired for a provable threat, then I also have proof of a pattern of sexual harrasment. He knew about all these drawings and words on my shit and did nothing about it?
Anyways I talked to a lawyer and will probably get a 50k settlement.
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It makes me so hard when guys play the sexual harassment card and win.
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We even had a whole sexual harrasment seminar given by (the smoke show) hr lady but it was obviously assumed by them that only women or cute twinks could be victims. Of course, it would be not ok for anyone to ask weather I identify as either of those things once I've made a complaint according to human rights law. I also fired a shot across their bow in the local (sjw) FB employment group which one of the guys told me had them scrambling. Hundreds of comments in a few hours had to shut it down before I perjured or libeled.
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What does your nut taste like
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50 grand
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You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.
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im in this (horrible and nearly dead) groomercord server and 2 guys were playing smash (ew)
one of them argued for a while about how its not fun when the other guy is so good
afterwards he decided to cut himself and post pictures of it
then everyone bullied him
fun stuff
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Doxx honeypot thread
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I have several stories about my travels and foul sexual adventures but I can't be bothered to type them. Can you suggest a good free speech to text service?
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No. Just google it I suppose.
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I've heard good things about and have had mostly good experience with Google Recorder, but only if you have a Pixel or sideload apps or a Chrome/ium/linux OS.
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When I was a teenager I was friends with this 35 year old heroin addict. In hindsight he was just a rambling junkie, but at the time I thought he was some intellectual because he would talk about quantum physics and stuff like that. We mostly just hung out and did drugs, or we would huff stolen butane under bridges when we were broke.
Anyway, one time I was doing e in my friend's basement with a bunch of other people (mostly other teenagers) when I get a call from him saying he was depressed and suicidal, so I obviously told him that I would run down to meet him. And I immediately ran out to find him.
Now just imagine an 85lb girl running down the street in the middle of winter with snow everywhere, no coat or shoes on lol. And this older black lady walking her dog sees me and is like "you don't have any shoes on! are you on drugs?!" Apparently my friend was chasing after me so she could protect me or whatever, and the lady sees her and goes "and you don't have any shoes on either! what the frick!"
pretty funny
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Frick thinking about doing drugs as a teenager makes me feel so nostalgic. It made you feel so cool and adult. Also like you knew some truth other people didn't.
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Yeah, I'm basically sober now other than drinks and weed every now and then, but I somehow look fondly on all that stupid stuff I did
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Darn that's wild. What went wrong in your childhood that you as a female teenager were huffing butane under bridges with a homeless groomer?
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A lot lmao, should go without saying daddy issues were a factor, I have so many crazy stories from those years
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100$ on lack of good father figure pls
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pretty obvious lol
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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.
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I am in touch with six different girls and have banged zero of them. I am like the Chad of talking to women now and idk how to feel about that.
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Actually I realize my comment sounded harsh. 6 women at once is definitely Chad territory. Hope you slay them all, king.
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Thank you Fren. Fingers crossed this year is my final soy year.
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Lmfao most people do this?
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Ikr? If you don't have a swarm of at least three fatties obsessing over you at any given time, are you even man?
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My dude, I used to always be like that. And it wasn't that I couldn't bang them, usually at least a couple wanted to. It was just the only thing I wanted was their attention, I knew if it got physical they would want more, and I didn't see any of them as LTR material.
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Get some KFC and use the grease on your fingers as lube to finger blast one. Tell her it counts as dinner and a date. if you wall the line between hook up and dating you can pull it off king.
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I for one like to engage physically without evening going on the date.
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Mines a different route brother. I am up for banging. 80% chance half of them would be too if I lost the fat. The only probs is all the gals I know are settling down types and I just want to collect experience.
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Can you throw some ages out of the participants in this scenario so I can get some context.
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18+ to 26 age range.
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K, what's your body count?
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Zero. I am on rdrama.
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Gotta start somewhere
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