796 
β 796 
(β¦ and 136 Healthy)
I double-checked the badges. I double-checked the users in the database. I double-checked everything. It was actually a perfect tie. Vaccines were distributed 3312 times, and zombies bit 4177 times, and in the end⦠a dead tie. Y'all are wonderful.
Rewards have been distributed to wrap up this Cum-Guzzling π¦οΈ Cocktober ποΈποΈ:
- All 14β306 of you got the Homoween 2022 Survivor badge.
- If you had a VAXXED or INFECTED badge, you get to keep it. 796 of each.
- All unused Homoween awards have been refunded.
- Milestone Badges, Awards Given: Gigavaxxer (10x Vax) = 50 | CDC Goon (100x Vax) = 3 | Zombiechad (10x Bite) = 99 | Super Spreader (100x Bite) = 8.
- The top 10 vaxxers and biters have received a limited-edition, unpurchasable Red Halloween Mask hat. It looks retarded, but if we ever implement hat-trading, you'll be rich.
Leaderboards below. Full length ones and extra data in the Stats for Nerds.
Top 10 Vaxxers
ID | Username | Vaxxes
-------+---------------------------+--------
995 | carpathianflorist | 1099
2513 | nothanks | 464
10288 | TwoLargeSnakesMating | 146
2890 | John | 95
3377 | MarseyIsMyWaifu | 64
2622 | Dramamine | 49
2069 | GigaVaccinator | 38
5244 | ACA | 38
1710 | ghouls_suck | 37
37 | Not_Chris_Deliah | 31
Top 10 Biters
ID | Username | Bites
-------+---------------------------+-------
4989 | brzl | 210
12732 | blackjackbtz | 201
2238 | alakavat | 162
541 | RottenDonGER | 138
1387 | Chopose | 118
2899 | aqouta | 111
147 | The_Homocracy | 109
2890 | John | 105
995 | carpathianflorist | 86
1980 | creepyhands | 68
Top 10 Most Bites/Vaxxes Received
ID | Username | Count
-------+---------------------------+-------
995 | carpathianflorist | 226
2050 | Skelevastergan | 167
5499 | box | 79
3163 | SmallNips | 68
1830 | October | 66
8494 | TwoLargeSorensMating | 61
2890 | John | 54
2069 | GigaVaccinator | 51
3635 | HeyMoonster | 49
8407 | snus | 47
Stats for Nerds: https://gist.github.com/TLSM/8fbe23b11270542705183258ccb019d8
awards-hwβ chronological sequence of all vaxxes and bites given.stats-given-bite.txtβ # of bites given outstats-given-vax.txtβ # of vaxes given outstats-received.txtβ total quantity of vaxxes & bites receivedusers-activeβ hw_zombie = -1 zombie, 0 healthy, β₯1 vaxxed; includes people who commented during event, or were awarded despite not commenting during event. same logic as the sidebar infection meter.
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After a Spring season spent in absolute despair while other young people lived healthy lives of sexual pleasure, summer arrived. Summer is even worse than Spring, especially in Santa Barbara. Flocks of hot, young girls go out in their shorts and bikini's, further tantalizing my sex-starved body every time I look at them. Knowing that they gleefully show off their desirable forms, yet they would never give me a chance to be their boyfriend only increased my already boiling hatred towards all women.
Snapshots:
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