796 
– 796 
(… and 136 Healthy)
I double-checked the badges. I double-checked the users in the database. I double-checked everything. It was actually a perfect tie. Vaccines were distributed 3312 times, and zombies bit 4177 times, and in the end… a dead tie. Y'all are wonderful.
Rewards have been distributed to wrap up this Cum-Guzzling 💦️ Cocktober 🍆️🙈️:
- All 14 306 of you got the Homoween 2022 Survivor badge.
- If you had a VAXXED or INFECTED badge, you get to keep it. 796 of each.
- All unused Homoween awards have been refunded.
- Milestone Badges, Awards Given: Gigavaxxer (10x Vax) = 50 | CDC Goon (100x Vax) = 3 | Zombiechad (10x Bite) = 99 | Super Spreader (100x Bite) = 8.
- The top 10 vaxxers and biters have received a limited-edition, unpurchasable Red Halloween Mask hat. It looks retarded, but if we ever implement hat-trading, you'll be rich.
Leaderboards below. Full length ones and extra data in the Stats for Nerds.
Top 10 Vaxxers
ID | Username | Vaxxes
-------+---------------------------+--------
995 | carpathianflorist | 1099
2513 | nothanks | 464
10288 | TwoLargeSnakesMating | 146
2890 | John | 95
3377 | MarseyIsMyWaifu | 64
2622 | Dramamine | 49
2069 | GigaVaccinator | 38
5244 | ACA | 38
1710 | ghouls_suck | 37
37 | Not_Chris_Deliah | 31
Top 10 Biters
ID | Username | Bites
-------+---------------------------+-------
4989 | brzl | 210
12732 | blackjackbtz | 201
2238 | alakavat | 162
541 | RottenDonGER | 138
1387 | Chopose | 118
2899 | aqouta | 111
147 | The_Homocracy | 109
2890 | John | 105
995 | carpathianflorist | 86
1980 | creepyhands | 68
Top 10 Most Bites/Vaxxes Received
ID | Username | Count
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995 | carpathianflorist | 226
2050 | Skelevastergan | 167
5499 | box | 79
3163 | SmallNips | 68
1830 | October | 66
8494 | TwoLargeSorensMating | 61
2890 | John | 54
2069 | GigaVaccinator | 51
3635 | HeyMoonster | 49
8407 | snus | 47
Stats for Nerds: https://gist.github.com/TLSM/8fbe23b11270542705183258ccb019d8
awards-hw— chronological sequence of all vaxxes and bites given.stats-given-bite.txt— # of bites given outstats-given-vax.txt— # of vaxes given outstats-received.txt— total quantity of vaxxes & bites receivedusers-active— hw_zombie = -1 zombie, 0 healthy, ≥1 vaxxed; includes people who commented during event, or were awarded despite not commenting during event. same logic as the sidebar infection meter.
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All the vaxx awards
@GigaVaccinator gave out were given too 
@GigaVaccinator for free by carp lmao
TRANS LIVES MATTER
edit a day later: if anyone sees this
@GigaVaccinator completely made this up lol
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Big pharma was behind this
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Yeah totally not rigged 🥱🥱🥱
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it actually
wasn't which is the hilarious part
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor
Science is settled. The counting was rigged since is the hypothesis that require the fewest assumptions. Don't you trust Science?
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The misuse of Occam's razor as a scientific hard principle and not as an auxiliary but ultimately meaningless tool and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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I cut your peepee with Occam's razor
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trans lives matter
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only when it suits my point
of view
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The hypothesis with the fewest assumptions here is that Homoween 2022 never happened and is just a product of your sore mind. Assuming the past is in any way real is a massive stretch in the current Science.
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- Albert Einstein
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Do you mean, this is MFW
@whyareyou trust science?
detrans lives matter
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i mean there's only like 100 badmins, it's not like they could all keep it a secret.
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The Zombie Tea Party won! With the help of ZOMBCHADS we could contain the (((🐟))) in her vaxx tank at the end of the event.
We did it rDrama
ZOMBCHAD Trans lives matter
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Downsoren me? Get chudded!
@DrTransmisia
Trans lives matter but our misic doctor doesn't think so
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TRANS LIVES MATTER
Why is this simple statement so problematic for you?
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It isn't but for chud like you it is
FRICKING TRANS LIVES MATTER
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Stop the steal
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AJAB
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Was carp being a printoid
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carp
can't print, only sneks 
and aevann 
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theoretically yes sneks
or aevann 
could print 
for carp, but carp 
himself can't print 
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It's over for fishcels
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Please censor the c-word. It triggers my PTSD
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your back, xing. We were afraid they disappeared you.
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Sorry xing, I was on a shopping spree in Church Street
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); DROP TABLE users;--Jump in the discussion.
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My beloved
@murdervan, this chud is trying to sqlinjectmaxx. Please do the needful
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Award printing is gone. A (((wealthy benefactor))) kept funneling him money to promote herd immunity.
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someone needs
to be early life 
awarded
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leave daddy alone!
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We have the best cabals don't we folks
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yes
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WE FRICKING MADE IT
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gonna need photo proof on that username bucko
detrans lives matter
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Im at work rn so this is the best you're gonna get. For now
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I specifically spammed all of them specifically knowing this would not happen due to the lootbox gate in the past. So I've missed out on like 30k free DC?
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holy shit i just got like 20k dc.
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Did every account on the site count for this or did they have to be actually active? (Logged into recently? Above a certain truescore?)
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The standard we used for the sidebar meter was if they had commented since the event started, or if they were vaxxed/bitten despite not having commented. The logic being that you typically had to comment to be a target for someone awarding you, but we also didn't want to invalidate awards used by people trawling through old posts to bolster their side.
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Who would do such a thing?
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i think
@hbtz (while as 
@blackjackbtz) was trying to run a bot to go through people's old users to zombify them
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if i had the dramacoin, my plan was to trawl account pages by userid
i did not have the dramacoin
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detrans lives matter
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Heh, I actually did that once out of curiousity, about half of id<1000 accounts are Aevann alts, maybe more.
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i applied all awards manually though, no joke.
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Same.
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i was wrong then, sry
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That strategy would have worked better for the vaxxers as inactive zombies wouldn't use their free awards.
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!remindme 2 years "we find out the vaccine causes cancer"
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I will be messaging you on 01.11.2024, 09:44 UTC to remind you of this comment
Message:
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LOL we already found that out trans lives matter
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So skewed, yet so even. Frick carp.
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How many other bi-curuous folx got the 10vaxxes and and the 10 bites badges?
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18 people total, looks like:
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May I recommend some InfoVis courses?
Anyways, impressive work as always codecelchad.
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I think I should get a first strike medal tbqh
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Umm sir,
@FrozenChosen passed away in the shooting. Why did she get the “survive homoween badge”?
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neighborwhy are u dumb, shes a zombie it doesnt matter she died for purposes of thecurrent competition trans lives matter
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I’m expecting great things for this Christmas.
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After a Spring season spent in absolute despair while other young people lived healthy lives of sexual pleasure, summer arrived. Summer is even worse than Spring, especially in Santa Barbara. Flocks of hot, young girls go out in their shorts and bikini's, further tantalizing my sex-starved body every time I look at them. Knowing that they gleefully show off their desirable forms, yet they would never give me a chance to be their boyfriend only increased my already boiling hatred towards all women.
Snapshots:
https://gist.github.com/TLSM/8fbe23b11270542705183258ccb019d8:
archive.org
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awards-hw.csv:
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stats-given-bite.txt:archive.org
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stats-given-vax.txt:archive.org
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stats-received.txt:archive.org
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users-active.csv:
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ghostarchive.org
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Trans lives matter more than Vaxxcels.
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7/10 in vaxxes given and 8/10 in vaxxes received. Not bad
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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fricking heck, I have the zombiechad badge but not the infected badge
Or maybe that shows I'm a true Nurgleite, spreading the pestilence but never being negatively affected by it myself.
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Same bestie!!!
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I made it on a list
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Rigged game.
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why do I only have 95 vaxxes when I used 100?
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They expired because you didn't keep them in the freezer
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