This was already posted but it was just a Twitter link and didn't explain much of the story or point out any of the funnier events and details.
https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateGoldenPterodactylTheTarFu
Meet our protagonist: Arcadum. Overweight, 31 year old twitch streamer who runs DND games with 5000 concurrent viewers (which is a lot) and a decent following on other platforms. His games are noteworthy because he invites famous streamers to play and gains clout and viewership from their audiences.
Also, he's been married. Or he says he is. In reality, he's just been engaged for 9 years. He copes by calling his girlfriend his wife.
Recently, several women have come out with allegations towards him. And by several I mean more than a dozen plus a 🚂. Apparently they had to set up a groomercord server to organize this because a group chat wouldn't fit everyone (lol.)
https://x.com/MomoMischief/status/1432546036485087238?s=20
There are a lot and they're long, mostly foid nonsense, so here are some highlights:
I remained motionless and did not touch Arcadum back in any way, shape or form.This weird, dry-humpy embrace lasted several minutes as he cried into my neck. I could feel him gripping at my shirt and pants and holding me violently and just crying into my neck.
According to the writer of this post, this was after a single (1) night of him staying over. This is the most r*pey allegation, but definitely not the most entertaining.
Arcadum is so rich and successful but he just wants friendship from someone he barely knows:
"Jadez, I need to know something." Sure, what's up. "I just dropped my merch line and today I made $300,000. I'm blowing up. I need to know if you're going to be treating me differently now because of this."
Arcadum ERPs with his personal 🚂 prostitute:
The next few months, I was essentially booty called by Arcadum on Groomercord on and off. He would phrase his invites as innocently as possible, telling me he'd like to talk in VR Chat. In full-body. At 11PM.
Pity party into sexual solicitation animation cancel:
he just continued talking about his sexual frustration and how he would need a sexual relief, to not feel ugly and like a pig and that he needs to release all the stress that he had accumulating from being so popular.
I remember him going on a tangent talking about something and then at the end just saying "I just want to c*m".
The most entertaining part of all of this is probably Naomi's twitlonger, because she had the guile to record some of their calls.
https://twitlonger.com/show/n_1srq8ve
If you want to hate Arcadum, just listen to the calls. He sounds like he's roleplaying 24/7 and speaks in the most insufferable way imaginable. And that's ignoring how he permanently doing the "woe is me, my life is so hard" act.
Here are some clips of them: excuse the react streamer in the background.
"I'm such a psychopath that's why I don't play amogos:".
https://livestreamfails.com/clip/122464
https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyJoyousWaffleShadyLulu-rWCgetqHG17eNHsm
https://clips.twitch.tv/EncouragingAmorphousPartridgeResidentSleeper-lwz1xXuidkZNQK2p
My personal favorite is how devastated his fans are that their parasocial daddy was actually a weirdo freak. Even better is that there's so much evidence that nobody can deny it. This cope is literally everywhere Arcadum related. Here are some links: https://old.reddit.com/r/cadum/ (His groomercord:) https://groomercord.com/invite/MPuw5fW https://x.com/GloriousArcadum/status/1432588318798143488 https://old.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/pez5bo/arcadum_twitch_streamer_facing_allegations_of/
Here are some of his friends reacting to the news: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangibleCourageousSoybeanBibleThump-YOHCYS8XhkoVwRWc
By the way, his wife left him and locked him out of the house. Presumably he's homeless right now. And, if it wasn't clear, his career is fricked. Nobody is gonna want to work with him after this.
TLDR: FATTY GETS WHAT HE DESERVES LOL
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How does that work?
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By the power of cope and infidelity
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Dealing with the insatiable female desire to have a boring-butt fairytale day of dresses and flowers which costs more than a Ferrari is worth putting off indefinitely
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Literally a fancy party. Not worth it tbh.
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Divorce rates are positively correlated with wedding cost too!
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An attempt at papering over the cracks of a relationship that is flimsy as frick and always teetering on the brink. Plus the need to try and keep up with friends whilst having a partner that secretly despises you.
Source: real life lolcows that I've worked with.
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We need more of these, stay unemployed OP.
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Great post.
We need more effort put into this fine website
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Who is actually suprised that a person who actively plays D&D is a male feminist
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Don't disrespect the dungeon master
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Just a funny appendum: here are some chat logs he edited in an attempt to make himself look better:
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What a high effort post. Thank you op!
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone
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Never heard of him. I cant tell these fat guys apart
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