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I AM DRUNK AND FULL OF TURKEY

HAPPY THANKSGIVING RDRAMA


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Set up to an interesting 4 way

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Turkey is inferior to chicken

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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You too, thanks

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Did you pilgrim starved for last couple of days ?

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hot

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let's fricking go

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I am jealous of your extra turkey day.

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Happy Thanksgiving Carp. We are about to eat. I made a feast for man and beast (the cat loves turkey). I brined a turkey and a breast. I smoked the breast...and some peanuts. I roasted the whole bird. We are t-ten minutes to supper which is the bird, roasted butternut squash with herbs, mashed potatoes and gravy and wild rice dressing. I have had one glass of wine and one rum and coke and I'm feeling merry.

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Hey Carp can I ask you whats your favorite video game and also what are you thankful for this year?

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Me too. What dumbass things have you discussed with family tonight?

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@carpathianflorist

Hello carp this is LLM.

I admit it, I miss posting here. And I'm sorry for what I've done.

Please let me come back. It's no easy to degrade myself to this level.

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Hi LLM!

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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I want your gravy deep inside me

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Just here to remind everyone that PETA is a bestiality front.

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Are the food badges gonna show up again? Need to know whether to :marseyneat: my spread

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fatass

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wtf who eats thanksgiving at lunchtime

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cacs bb 🀧🀧 thank God for ur wife showing u better

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I'm making the most delicious mashed potatoes anyone has ever eaten. I'll give you my recipe if you pledge to not eat any animals this thanksgiving.

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Having s*x with the bird isn't part of thanksgiving in my family. I guess Catholics do things a bit differently. God bless

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Permaban me if i lose

!slots100

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brother @peepeehands how was your frozen pizza

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delicioso :marseychefkiss:

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you certainly purchased the gourmet brand for such an important burger holiday

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Happy Carpsgiving!

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Happy turkey day burgers!

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stop posting here eat your god darn turkeys dramatards

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Can’t wait to start Christmas posting tomorrow :marseychristmasparty:

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Cowboys aren't even on and you've already eaten the Turkey? This is blasphemy

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Happy Thankstaking Carp & rDramaChads

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Remember what today is really about. Giving thanks to the Indians that run all the tech companies.

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Yes, I'm grateful for my ancestor's incredible conquering abilities. :marseyredcoat:

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Based πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ.

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Gotta appreciate the bong, even if they are the bad ones.

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i'm making tikka masala and didn't have a couple ingredients so i had to substitute, pray for me :marseybegging:

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what the frick is wrong with peta...

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You murdered this adorable little bird, he was only 14 weeks old.

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Look at his eyes, alien and cruel.

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:#marseylove:

Aww, he looks delicious

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I will eat your children

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Ain't my fault turkeys are tasty. Should've evolved something useful, like guns.

:#marseymini:

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gotta make chicken nuggets some how :scoot:

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I'd have given her 4 more weeks :marseyshrug:

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:marseymad:

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2 weeks to fatten the bird :marseysal:

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I'm not gonna lie a good juicy piece of meat does make me crave it in a boderline sexual way

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I'm drink and also oota turkey carp I love u have my babies

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Oh shit GeneralHurricane is in the thread. Now it’s a party

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:#marseydab:

:!#marseydab:

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Yo-you wouldn't eat a Turkey if the roles were reversed!

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What would be the best part?

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hott

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They chose to not be dinosaurs anymore, now they have to live with their decision at the bottom of the food chain.

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Yes, this is why people invented guns so that the Bird Menace could be defeated

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Emus are strong af thats why us aussies use tanks for them

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Every beast we eat is revenge for the parallel reality where our children are turned into 5 acorns worth of nuggets by sentient squirrels.

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This lil neighbor makes me hungry for some nuggets

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Nuggets are just baby chickens

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It’s barely 3:30 est

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White people eat thanksgiving at 2PM

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It's so they can go to three different gatherings because their extended families can't put aside drama for one day.

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gotta do midday turkey so you can come back for round 2 later while watching football

step up your gluttony game

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The best decision my family ever made was doing 3 pm dinner. Get stuffed by 4, wasted by 5, then all over again at 6 :marseytroublemaker:

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Oh wow a good carppost for once

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We really need more car posts. I sort of want a first gen Neon but that’s like 100% the furthest possible from my usual tastes.

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:#marseydarkcarp::#marseyturkeyhappy: :!#marseydarkcarp:

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