HAPPY THANKSGIVING RDRAMA
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- kermits_for_joker_rights : i dont like birds
- NeedForStuffing : which hole did you put it in carp
I AM DRUNK AND FULL OF TURKEY
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Oh wow a good carppost for once
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We really need more car posts. I sort of want a first gen Neon but thatβs like 100% the furthest possible from my usual tastes.
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Itβs barely 3:30 est
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gotta do midday turkey so you can come back for round 2 later while watching football
step up your gluttony game
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The best decision my family ever made was doing 3 pm dinner. Get stuffed by 4, wasted by 5, then all over again at 6
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White people eat thanksgiving at 2PM
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It's so they can go to three different gatherings because their extended families can't put aside drama for one day.
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Yo-you wouldn't eat a Turkey if the roles were reversed!
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This lil neighbor makes me hungry for some nuggets
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Nuggets are just baby chickens
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Every beast we eat is revenge for the parallel reality where our children are turned into 5 acorns worth of nuggets by sentient squirrels.
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Yes, this is why people invented guns so that the Bird Menace could be defeated
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Emus are strong af thats why us aussies use tanks for them
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They chose to not be dinosaurs anymore, now they have to live with their decision at the bottom of the food chain.
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hott
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What would be the best part?
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I'm drink and also oota turkey carp I love u have my babies
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Oh shit GeneralHurricane is in the thread. Now itβs a party
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what the frick is wrong with peta...
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The horseshoe theory of chuds. This is just like that wojak of the
op they post on 4chan.
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You murdered this adorable little bird, he was only 14 weeks old.
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I'd have given her 4 more weeks
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2 weeks to fatten the bird
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Aww, he looks delicious
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I will eat your children
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Ain't my fault turkeys are tasty. Should've evolved something useful, like guns.
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gotta make chicken nuggets some how
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Look at his eyes, alien and cruel.
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I'm not gonna lie a good juicy piece of meat does make me crave it in a boderline sexual way
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Would you r*pe and murder this little fellow?
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Delayed gratification. Nurture and feed it. Chop it's head off when nice and plump. Stick it in a stew.
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I will eat your children
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Fowl r*pe isn't a big part of our Thanksgiving.
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You're missing out. Most important part of Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Enthusiastically
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What if she started talking to you?
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I would get a boner
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No
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Remember what today is really about. Giving thanks to the Indians that run all the tech companies.
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Yes, I'm grateful for my ancestor's incredible conquering abilities.
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Based ππ.
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Gotta appreciate the bong, even if they are the bad ones.
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i'm making tikka masala and didn't have a couple ingredients so i had to substitute, pray for me
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Canβt wait to start Christmas posting tomorrow
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Cowboys aren't even on and you've already eaten the Turkey? This is blasphemy
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Happy Thankstaking Carp & rDramaChads
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Happy turkey day burgers!
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stop posting here eat your god darn turkeys dramatards
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Iβm pretty sure turkeys are known for being especially dumb for birds. Some dude loved and cared for turkeys since they were born and then one day went full
and starting slashing him with their talons and then all suddenly left his property for good. Even undomesticated (basically one or two generations from being wild due to their extremely long lifespan) and birds like African grey parrots donβt do that shit. Why? African grey parrots are highly intelligent birds, turkeys are the opposite and have a pibble moment despite (i.e. DESPITE) being domesticated for hundreds of years.
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I like how youβre like βthis borderline sapient animal which also never fights in the wild is gentle, but this absolutely idiotic animal whose social dominance hierarchy depends on violence does attack you sometimesβ.
This just in: literally one of the smartest animals is smarter than one of the dumbest
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My point it: portraying turkey as heccin wholesome birdarinos is the worst argument for veganism as opposed to say, cows, chickens, rabbits, goats, etc.
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I mean, turkeys arenβt so bad. I donβt mind extremely stupid people, why would turkeys bother me?
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@peepeehands how was your frozen pizza
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delicioso
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you certainly purchased the gourmet brand for such an important burger holiday
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Having s*x with the bird isn't part of thanksgiving in my family. I guess Catholics do things a bit differently. God bless
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Just here to remind everyone that PETA is a bestiality front.
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Permaban me if i lose
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Happy Carpsgiving!
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fatass
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wtf who eats thanksgiving at lunchtime
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cacs bb π€§π€§ thank God for ur wife showing u better
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I'm making the most delicious mashed potatoes anyone has ever eaten. I'll give you my recipe if you pledge to not eat any animals this thanksgiving.
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I want your gravy deep inside me
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Are the food badges gonna show up again? Need to know whether to
my spread
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We'll still appreciate it
https://rdrama.life/h/food/post/125914/thanksgiving-food-thread
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Happy Thanksgiving Carp. We are about to eat. I made a feast for man and beast (the cat loves turkey). I brined a turkey and a breast. I smoked the breast...and some peanuts. I roasted the whole bird. We are t-ten minutes to supper which is the bird, roasted butternut squash with herbs, mashed potatoes and gravy and wild rice dressing. I have had one glass of wine and one rum and coke and I'm feeling merry.
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Hey Carp can I ask you whats your favorite video game and also what are you thankful for this year?
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Me too. What dumbass things have you discussed with family tonight?
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Hello carp this is LLM.
I admit it, I miss posting here. And I'm sorry for what I've done.
Please let me come back. It's no easy to degrade myself to this level.
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Hi LLM!
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let's fricking go
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I am jealous of your extra turkey day.
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You too, thanks
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Did you pilgrim starved for last couple of days ?
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hot
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Turkey is inferior to chicken
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Set up to an interesting 4 way
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