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I AM DRUNK AND FULL OF TURKEY
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Yo-you wouldn't eat a Turkey if the roles were reversed!
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This lil neighbor makes me hungry for some nuggets
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Nuggets are just baby chickens
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Every beast we eat is revenge for the parallel reality where our children are turned into 5 acorns worth of nuggets by sentient squirrels.
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hott
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What would be the best part?
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They chose to not be dinosaurs anymore, now they have to live with their decision at the bottom of the food chain.
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Yes, this is why people invented guns so that the Bird Menace could be defeated
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Emus are strong af thats why us aussies use tanks for them
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Happy Thankstaking Carp & rDramaChads
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Happy Carpsgiving!
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I'm not gonna lie a good juicy piece of meat does make me crave it in a boderline sexual way
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Cowboys aren't even on and you've already eaten the Turkey? This is blasphemy
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Oh wow a good carppost for once
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We really need more car posts. I sort of want a first gen Neon but thatβs like 100% the furthest possible from my usual tastes.
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I'm drink and also oota turkey carp I love u have my babies
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Oh shit GeneralHurricane is in the thread. Now itβs a party
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Itβs barely 3:30 est
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gotta do midday turkey so you can come back for round 2 later while watching football
step up your gluttony game
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The best decision my family ever made was doing 3 pm dinner. Get stuffed by 4, wasted by 5, then all over again at 6
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White people eat thanksgiving at 2PM
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It's so they can go to three different gatherings because their extended families can't put aside drama for one day.
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stop posting here eat your god darn turkeys dramatards
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what the frick is wrong with peta...
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You murdered this adorable little bird, he was only 14 weeks old.
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I'd have given her 4 more weeks
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2 weeks to fatten the bird
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gotta make chicken nuggets some how
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Aww, he looks delicious
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I will eat your children
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Ain't my fault turkeys are tasty. Should've evolved something useful, like guns.
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Look at his eyes, alien and cruel.
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brother @peepeehands how was your frozen pizza
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delicioso
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you certainly purchased the gourmet brand for such an important burger holiday
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Canβt wait to start Christmas posting tomorrow
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I'm making the most delicious mashed potatoes anyone has ever eaten. I'll give you my recipe if you pledge to not eat any animals this thanksgiving.
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Happy turkey day burgers!
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i'm making tikka masala and didn't have a couple ingredients so i had to substitute, pray for me
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wtf who eats thanksgiving at lunchtime
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cacs bb π€§π€§ thank God for ur wife showing u better
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hot
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Permaban me if i lose
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Did you pilgrim starved for last couple of days ?
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Are the food badges gonna show up again? Need to know whether to my spread
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We'll still appreciate it
https://rdrama.life/h/food/post/125914/thanksgiving-food-thread
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Just here to remind everyone that PETA is a bestiality front.
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Hello carp this is LLM.
I admit it, I miss posting here. And I'm sorry for what I've done.
Please let me come back. It's no easy to degrade myself to this level.
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Hi LLM!
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I want your gravy deep inside me
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I am jealous of your extra turkey day.
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fatass
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let's fricking go
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Having s*x with the bird isn't part of thanksgiving in my family. I guess Catholics do things a bit differently. God bless
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Me too. What dumbass things have you discussed with family tonight?
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Hey Carp can I ask you whats your favorite video game and also what are you thankful for this year?
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Remember what today is really about. Giving thanks to the Indians that run all the tech companies.
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Yes, I'm grateful for my ancestor's incredible conquering abilities.
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Based ππ.
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Gotta appreciate the bong, even if they are the bad ones.
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Happy Thanksgiving Carp. We are about to eat. I made a feast for man and beast (the cat loves turkey). I brined a turkey and a breast. I smoked the breast...and some peanuts. I roasted the whole bird. We are t-ten minutes to supper which is the bird, roasted butternut squash with herbs, mashed potatoes and gravy and wild rice dressing. I have had one glass of wine and one rum and coke and I'm feeling merry.
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Turkey is inferior to chicken
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You too, thanks
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Set up to an interesting 4 way
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