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I'm sure this event was the reason why there is a 'strain' between Bardfinn and xer wife!
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You know the story is fake because it mentions him working for a company, instead of leeching my tax dollars by being a terminally online reddit janny that's living on benefits.
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Sweaty, who needs tax dollars when you get paid a yuuuge salary as powerjannie of 50+ subreddits? I heard he gets overtime pay too!
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that? not the "BatPhone" ? lmao
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For real lmao never heard of an IT guy having a direct line to the fbi
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this guy worked for a large networking company, as opposed to some random website
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A "large telecom company" that gave law enforcement unrestricted, warrant-less access to their systems, and a had the on-call sysadmin responsible for triggering those decisions.... right.
In real life, this shit would be handled by the sysadmin immediately phoning his manager, who would proceed to alert IT security and legal, who would then be the ones to contact law enforcement after making sure everything is documented so as to limit company liability for distributing cheese pizza out of their network.
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Wasnβt βlarge telecoms giving federal govt warrant less access to lots of stuffβ something that did happen and a huge scandal?
And the specific thing he said his BatPhone was for was reporting large numbers of βnetwork intrusionsβ to the FBI, not cp
Obviously maybe bard lying, theyβre not super reliable, but maybe it was 20 years ago and theyβre just reporting something that did happen in a stupid way with a bunch a details wrong
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Yeah by backdoors agreed upon and set up at the highest levels, not a sysadmin with a "direct line" who phoned in whatever he found suspicious.
Aside from the fact that even in 2000 there would be a security team in charge of doing this, not the sysadmin of the day, this wasn't a network intrusion issue but a CP issue.
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Sure but itβs totally plausible that all that happened and Bard is just playing up his line to the FBI, or he did call the network intrusions team and tell them about CP and they couldnβt do anything about it so he went to his boss. Doesnβt make it a lie just him being dumb
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Keep in mind, this is pre 9/11 and we are talking a company that produces equipment (think cisco).
But yeah he totally works with the FBI as an internal network admin
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Doubt it, definitely larp considering he's a stay at home neet
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this was twenty years ago, βaround 2000β, he had a wife and a kid why wouldnβt he have a job back then
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Man, when it comes to talk tales and bullshit, Bardfinn is the KING of "go big or go home". Of course, we all know he never leaves home...
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He simply embellished, he meant his personal cellphone and not the FBI, but his Parole Officer, it would distract from the story if he had to explain he was convicted of beating up his wife and child.
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The βBatPhoneβ is just what he, being an eternal child, calls it. The βI had a line to the FBI to report large scale network intrusionsβ thing seems totally reasonable
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This is the same guy who was ordered by the courts to apply for disability payments lol. Also the cp connection and his legendary hotline to the FBI. The most bardfinn fever dream ever.
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There have been rumors of him actually being employed for a few months about 20 years ago, so that lines up with the KiwiFarms timeline
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cope, this wouldβve been a long time ago
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Excuse me, its a little picture of our lovely mascot riding a train!!!!
See?
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Seriously. This obsession with bardfinn is neurodivergent
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The price you pay for gigavaxxing
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OUT OUT OUT.
Simping for the
wife beating gigajannie is not allowed.
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Bardfinn is an ugly tranny janny that does it for free, but it gets stale laughing at him after the nth post about him. There's too many tranny/redditry posts in general
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your point being?
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Bardfinnβs the true antagonist of drama... heβs the one cast us out of home and forced us to wander 500 years in the desert, until the chadmins of dramanet blessed with our new home.
Inshallah he will be beat with a shoe
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I still dont know who it is or that one with dreadlocks so I just come here to laugh at the comment' autism instead.
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I'm just appreciating the majestic 'skills' of our lord and savior Bardfinn
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lmao, gotta send this to my friend
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You ain't fooling anyone amigo
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He's a non-rent paying tenant in our heads, we need to be stronger landchads.
(Or does drama count as rent? π€)
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Burnt dinner and a domestic abuse visit
Just Bardfinn things
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Feel so sorry for Bardfinn. His marriage was ruined because of the emotional and mental distress of catching a libertarian. Poor guy
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It's rough when you have to narc on a friend.
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Man, he took this advice pretty seriously
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That comment along with Bardy claiming it was THIS event that put a 'strain' in their marriage make Bardy's post the funniest shit ever.
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It's a story only credulous imbeciles could believe, so obviously it has 18k updoots.
No company has a policy of "lol just call the FBI and give them whatever access they want". CP being found on company machines and distributed out of company network is an immediate call to legal, which will then coordinate whatever response they think limits liability the most.
Also, the FBI coming upon a coup like this isn't going to just waste it by picking up the guy. He's distributing CP off of a telecom company network, which means he's probably distributing a shitload of it. With the company's collaboration, it's a perfect chance to log a shit-ton of info about the people who are downloading the porn, and establish surveillance to figure out if the libertarianphile employee is doing it for free or if there's a criminal network involved, who his suppliers are etc
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The policy according to the comment was βreport network intrusions directly to the FBIβ. and they totally could arrest the guy and keep distributing it to log the info, and they did take a week to arrest him. Not sure itβs that absurd
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Arresting the guy would obviously alert his likely accomplices, suppliers etc to something being up. The FBI runs CP rings for months to years to catch as many libertarians as possible.
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Maybe they decided not to for this guy, maybe they did do that and bard misreported. I still think the thing probably actually happened to an extent
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Hey Steve
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Spectrum alert
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Who knew heβd catch libertarianphila from that and degenerate into a reddit power janny
Fascinating innit
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FORESHADOWING
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Bardfinn having s*x.
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Of all the things that have happened, this one happened the most. What a hero!
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Everyone stood up and clapped after Bardfinn turned in that libertarian. Then they got to see ol' Bardy get frisky with his wife. What a treat!
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Why would Bardfinn self snitch like this π€π€.
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Real and hetero
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Some would say he's superstraight
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lmao, he was a sysadmin but talks as though he was some kind of super-high-clearance glowie intel analyst. It would be hilarious even without considering he currently bums around unemployed.
Bonus drama in the top-voted reply, which is clearly a LARPer who has binged on to many budget Netflix dramas and thinks codeword/phrases bullshit is actually useful. Why would you talk like a schizo when you can give the same level of detail by just saying "It's a bit chaotic at work at the moment! I'll fill you in later"?
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But what was their tanner stage?
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is that like a Richter Scale for libertarians?
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I've been in government telecom and IT for pushing 25 years and can assure you this is bullshit.
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source? Why? Sounds reasonable to me
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At best this guy could teach Trump lessons on how to be bombastic.
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Sure, he probably is relaying it very ridiculously. But something like that probably did happen
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Enough Steve we know it was bullshit
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and that exposure is what awakened bardfinn's love for CP
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It was nust a tanner stage 4 female stream
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Bardfinn telling fake stories again. To add to the dissection from that other guy, nobody says "proprietary IP" either. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Bards wife sounds like a b-word and deserved getting hit
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βStrainβ is a heck of a way to say βI beat my wife.β
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Is this a story about himself? Maybe that's how he got his hands on cp
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π΄π΄π΄
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Bet Barf set this all up on the dude bc he voted for Bush or some shit
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Oh no
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So that is where he gets his cp, also where Mr. Robot get their inspiration.
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Seems autobiographical
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r/thathappened
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Time to fess up. That was me, but I changed the story to be the fricking nerd who called the feds.
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Niece piece o' fiction
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America is authoritarian in government and fascist in Wall Street, who runs the economic model. You'd laugh if I told you that you live under fascism and authoritarianism and you'd probably flee to freer countries. Corporations collectively decide who to hire, what to pay, what to raise wages by, how to exploit and trample on their employees, what the education, experience, age requirements are, whether are not you deserve benefits, how safe and ergonomic is your working environment, how much of your wages to steal or unpaid work, how long you work, how long is your vacation, how much workload, how much to verbally abuse you and etc. Modern classical economists have said wall street, corporations and small businesses are like mini governments and anything except physical abuse goes. Wall street is political donor class so government becomes authoritarian (aka taking or reducing your rights) and introducing neo-liberal (pro-wall street) polices. Buddy, nazis may have killed the jews but the 1% will steal your labour, slave you away, and these days lead to an untimely death (slow death by a thousand cuts). But I need a car, a house, a vacation, home time, enough for healthy food, retirement, medical, student debt, marriage, kids, hobbies, miscellaneous expenses. Wall street will say you poor bastard and import another one or lock you up if you try resisting. Would you flee if you're not the established class already? In history people have killed the tyrants or left. Those who stay are dumb farm animals for them to thrive on and hopefully they reproduce and stay blinded by debt and servitude with materialism, sense of "american dream 9-5 duty", credit addiction and internet/electronics addiction (aka stockholm syndrome). There is really no precedent to this turbo-techno capitalism system we're facing. Why did this happen? They went off gold, so that's why it feels money feels like coins in an arcade. It wouldn't be possible otherwise because it would destroy the currency internationally to print so much. America had 80% of the worlds gold after ww2 and had the opportunity say to every country, starting now US dollars replace gold and are not backed by it.
Snapshots:
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another libertarian has been put away where he can't hurt any more children thanks to our hero
missionaccomplished.webp
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no. i've literally never wondered that.
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Hold up, what do you know about that? I have seen indications of both of them separately but only recently started to wonder about a likely connection between them based on what I've seen recently. Holy shit.
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